Chapter 94

Snake Report: Time out

Listen, I'm calling a quick time out.

You can throw a hand down on the record to make a cool-skip noise as we pause here.

Hell, if you want I wouldn't even mind rolling the pre-made audio clip of: "Hey! You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation-"

Hiss...

Honestly I don't even know how to follow that up.

I mean, I know where to start- it's just... look, I guess I'll admit up front: I'm not particularly proud of my actions.

To push that one further, I really didn't mean it to turn out like this.

Really, I just sort of panicked, and did the only thing Human-mind could think of.

I spent the points.

[Spirit Attendant] - Bonded Spirit of the Earth, a tool for its master. Known to accompany Divine Beasts of Legend. [8,000 Points] - Purchased!

[Spirit Attendant] – Activated

"YOU DARE PLACE YOUR HANDS UPON THIS DIVINE FLESH, ELF? BOW TO THE GOD OF THIS FOREST!"

Hiss...

If you're wondering, that was me.

Well me, as in my [Spirit Attendant]

Y'know.

Just digging my very own tiny snake grave.