《A Rational Zombie (Complete)》Chapter 86
Advertisement
Three days. Three nights. I’m still waiting in the same spot. I have to check on the fire, make sure it’s still smoking. I don’t think it is. Salting is enough to preserve food. Smoking it on top of salting is an extra mean of preservation. The meat should be fine. If I leave now to check on the fire, what if a wheeled thing passes by in that time? I’ll have wasted three whole days and nights sitting here. As long as I wait, catch a wheeled thing, my time wouldn’t be wasted. But will one even pass by? What if all the prey with wheeled things in the region to the left of here already left? What if those two I heard that day were the last ones? What if the prey have a method to check the road ahead, already discovered me waiting for them?
Maybe I should go back. I’m wasting time. No more wheeled things are going to come. The longer I wait, the more time I’ll waste. That’s right. I’m going to go now. Really. For real. But this nagging sensation, if I wait a little longer, prey will surely come. Why am I so conflicted? Is it because I’m too smart? The others don’t have a problem waiting. They’re standing in place. They haven’t moved. One even fell over when a strong wind blew. That drew the others’ attentions for a moment before they went back to thinking about nothing. Sometimes, it’s not good to be too smart. It’d be nice if I could wait patiently, without having these doubts.
What was that? Is there rumbling? There’s rumbling in the distance, coming from the right. It’s here, finally. The wheeled thing has appeared again. Could it be the same two from last time, coming back to the place they started at? I hope it’s a wheeled thing. If it’s a metal hunk, my rope might not work. I can’t see very far through the trees. But I should be able to see what’s passing through the road with enough time to lift the rope after verifying. The rumbling is growing louder; the others are stirring. They’re groaning, moving. The one that fell is climbing back up.
Advertisement
It’s the wheeled thing. Two of them, traveling side by side. Pull. The rope rose up. There was a short shout, then, it felt like my arms were being torn off. The rope in my hands pulled me through the air to the left. I crashed into a tree. I think some of the bones in my chest broke. It’s a good thing I was wearing my dome. If my head hit, I would’ve died. That was dangerous. Next time, I’ll tie the rope to an other. When I need it to pull, I’ll have it chase after a piece of meat. Doing it myself is stupid. But I can’t be blamed; I didn’t know the impact would send me flying through the rope.
Let’s see what happened, the results of my efforts. There’s two prey on the ground on the road. Their wheeled things continued forward at an angle, stopping after hitting trees. They stopped rumbling. The only sounds are coming from the prey. They seem to be stunned. I’m sure the rope hit their heads, maybe their necks. If they felt anything like I did, they should be worse off than me. I’m not afraid of them even though there’re two. The others are already swarming towards them. One seems to be less dazed than the other. It’s getting up. The prey both have bags on their backs. I don’t know if they had those before. I don’t know if they’re the same prey that passed by three days ago. But I do know they don’t have weapons: no spears, no metal sticks, no bows. At most, they have knives.
I’ve already learned that the hole-digging tool is one of the more effective ways to injure armored prey. It bleeds them through their armor. While the standing prey fights the horde, I’ll go around, bring my tool to the other side, raise it up into the air, slam it down onto the prey. The prey screamed. I guess it wasn’t dazed, just unable to move. The other prey noticed me. But it couldn’t do anything. There were four others reaching for it, two already dead by its feet. It only had one knife. It was letting others bite its arm to steady their heads before stabbing them through the eye. Smart. But it doesn’t matter if there’s too many others.
Advertisement
The prey below me rolled over onto its stomach. It reached forward with its arm, grabbing the ground. It pulled, lifting one leg, not up but to the side. It kicked at the ground. Crawling away, it was trying to escape. I raised the hole-digging tool, slammed it down onto its right arm. It screamed again. Once, twice, three times. Then I aimed for its right leg. With only one working arm, one working leg, the prey can’t do anything to harm me. It can’t do anything to leave, waiting for death. After four hits to the leg, the prey stopped screaming. It might’ve died already. Or it might’ve been sent into a daze.
The other prey, it was good. There was a whole circle of others lying on the ground, dead. Their blood was seeping out of their heads. I grabbed the prey below me, pulled it away. I didn’t want its flesh to come in contact with the others’ blood. There were still half the others left, ten of them. But they were stumbling over the corpses, weakened, easier for the prey to kill. It bent down to stab an other that bit its leg. Its teeth couldn’t bite through its armor. But that didn’t mean the prey wasn’t injured. The spikes that I tied to the others’ arms. They were stabbing at the prey. There were little holes, little tiny tears. With enough others tearing at the armor, an opening would appear for one to bite. But I’m not going to wait around. I’m not going to approach a dangerous prey either. That’s why, I’ll step back, take out my bow, load an arrow, shoot the prey from a safe place. Being in danger to hunt for food, that’s dumb. It’s a good thing I’m smart.
Advertisement
- In Serial2300 Chapters
The Legend of Randidly Ghosthound
As the system initializes, the world shifts. Geography is rearranged and mixed, and levels and stats are instituted across the globe. On that night, one young man was walking through an underground tunnel, his mind on the small problems of his easy life. Because of his location during the shift, he starts in a dungeon far above his level, with no knowledge or teacher, or Newbie Village to guide him. Without a class, he struggles simply to survive in this world changed by its new connection to the Nexus. But struggle he will, for he is Randidly Ghosthound, and this is only how his legend begins... Cover credit to cthulupillar **Author's Note** This started as a way to destress and play with overly complicated stats systems and level systems, and I just kept writing. I don't really take it very seriously, but feel free to read and enjoy.
8 3599 - In Serial583 Chapters
Inexorable Chaos
What happens when a summoned hero completes their task given by those from up above? When a summoned hero returns back to earth after having saved the world, do they still get to live a normal life? The answer is actually yes, they usually do. They get married to the one they love, have kids, and then death takes them away. Of course, that is only usually. There are a select few who choose not to... think the same way. Some of them find such a life boring, dull even. They want to taste for adventure once more, feed their drive for exploration! Power, wealth, another life, they want it all. So, what do they do? Why, they do what Quasi does... They sell themselves to the gods. Disclaimer! This story will contain 2 and 3-dimensional characters. Extensive Worldbuilding. Politics. Litrpg. Sex/ Drama/ Love/ Harem Constantly Changing POV's Multiple Main characters. Overpowered characters. Messed up shit-- You have been warned. Link to Artist I Commissioned for Cover: https://artistsnclients.com/people/DoaEmak Only One Apache Helicopter, Grammar Nazi, and a frog named Trinity were harmed in the making of this novel.
8 333 - In Serial568 Chapters
Classmancers - A MOBA Esport Story
Imagine a shonen sports story. But, it’s not about baseball or soccer. No, this one is about playing a MOBA video game! And no, it’s neither League of Legends nor DotA. A BRAND NEW ORIGINAL MOBA, the one MOBA to rule them all - Classmancers! The game has become so big, that even schools recognize it as a sport. They even allow students to participate in Classmancers clubs and compete against other schools! Who will be the one going to nationals!? For Yuel, a team sport is like a chessboard that comes to life. There’s no greater fun than deconstructing every opponent and predicting twenty of their moves in advance. And, Classmancers is the ideal stage for such psychological warfare, for it’s a sport in which game theory reigns supreme. At least, usually, it does. There are also goofs like Lars, who got -200 IQ, yet boast godlike mechanical skill that triumphs against all odds. He’s like your typical OPMC which a cheat, except the cheat does nothing for his intellect. Yuel and Lars are like water and fire. In other words, 100% compatible! That’s why they form an unlikely duo and set out to dominate Classmancers’ competitive scene! However, to challenge their OPness, the two will run into rivals who are just as OP! Some of them will turn their teammates immune to Yuel’s psychological attacks, while others will redirect Lars’s almighty strength against himself. In this harsh environment, the two will keep struggling, struggling, and struggling some more, following their promise to reach the pro scene. If you're enjoying the story, please upvote it on TopWebFiction! The game's wiki: https://classmancers.wikia.com/wiki/Classmancers_Wiki Release schedule: Monday and Thursday. Two chapters a week. Homepage: https://darkclaymore.wordpress.com/classmancers/
8 224 - In Serial101 Chapters
Cliché cliché the classic cancer cliché
A popcorn novel. wee woo wee woo im a pretty butterfly...or am I! dun dun dun
8 201 - In Serial6 Chapters
Buried with Secrets
Daytuso is the daughter of Mateo Ramirez, a rich and feared bussiness man. She is considered a normal teenage girl until her life ends abruptly, was it a drunk driver? Or was is murder? Her friends want to figure out what happened to their friend, but along the way they discover secrets about Daytuso's life and their own lives and families. Will they be able to find out who killed her? Or will they be killed in the process? A/N I will also be posting this story on Wattpad.com and AnyStories, so please do not be confused if you see it on there as well. It is me, the same author :)
8 166 - In Serial13 Chapters
Myths from Garsuna: The Rise of Zilliad
This story follows the mythos of Garsuna. Within Garsuna there are fourteen deities who created humans to help them battle against the Makers of Garsuna. The deities often copulated with their human creations and the result of one of these relationships is Zilliad, daughter to Haboo, deity of the winds. Zilliad makes a name for herself as a soldier in the War of the Makers and gains renown amongst the humans by following the deeds set out for her by Isaa, deity of the seas and King of the deities.
8 131

