Chapter 32

Heroic Bloodshed 1

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1 week after the FNN Incident

1 hour drive from Vermilion City

Miss Samantha’s Car

“Hey Theo, how did you get out of the FNN building? Yesterday Crow and some superheroes arrived from wherever and investigated the area yet they couldn’t pinpoint how you got away. She even called me for advice. The fact that you left one of the greatest trackers in the dust was impressive” said Miss Samantha.

A couple of stifled moans responded to her question.

“Oh right…. Miss Saiga, please remove the gag.” Said Miss Samantha

“Okay” replied Juno

On the back seat, Theo was lying on Juno’s lap.

Juno was gently caressing Theo’s hair.

Normally, this situation was a dream come true for boys his age. Unfortunately, Theo was tied up, gagged and drugged.

“Why cant I use my powers?! Why cant I move?! What the hell did you do to me?!” roared Theo the moment he could speak

Theo has been trying to transmute the ropes that bind him for the last 30 minutes.

So far, no good.

“Oh that. While you were ‘resisting’ earlier, Juno injected you with an experimental drug meant to pacify supervillains. It’s both a power suppressor and a paralysis drug. And based on your state, it can even stop cybernetics. I don’t know why, but that’s cool never the less. It lasts about 5 hours to those with weak metagenes before your body breaks it down. Relax and enjoy Juno’s lap” said Miss Samantha.

That was a load off Theo’s shoulder.

If it was permanent, all of his plans would be thrown out of the window.

“That’s a relief. Care to explain why I’m hogtied?” asked Theo

“Sure. But only after you explain how you got out of FNN.”

“Oh that? …. Well... *sigh*… I didn’t want to even recall that…” said Theo as he began explaining

The FNN basement bathrooms have been left unused due to how easy it clogged itself.

A few shits into it and viola!

As such, the bathroom often had an ‘Out of Order’ sign on it.

The main reason why it often clogged was due to how small the pipes were.

Theo ‘enlarged’ the pipes just enough for him to slide into.

He did this with all the basement bathrooms of all 3 buildings.

This was because Theo wasn’t sure which building he would be assigned into.

The most annoying part of it all was he had to test if it worked.

He had to slide through shit filled pipes multiple times.

“… and I thought I couldn’t sink any lower…. This takes the cake…. *sigh*” Said Theo with a sigh.

“Hahaha! I have to admit, I didn’t see that coming! To think you’d be the pioneer for the first shit slide in human history. I’m sure people with that fetish would pay good money for a ride!” said the amused Miss Samantha, much to Theo’s displeasure.

“Don’t be like that Miss Samantha. Theo did what he had to do. There is no shame in a dirty retreat against impossible odds.” Said Juno

“Thanks Juno…. Now take your hand out of my pants” Said Theo

“I refuse. The time that you’ll push me down and violate me is still far off. I’ll take every and all chances to sexually harass you with glee” replied Juno with her mask-like smile

“And how did you even know that I was involved in the FNN incident?!” asked Theo

“I told her. Though she already knew the moment she saw your power armor in the news” Inserted Miss Samantha.

Theo couldn’t help but groan in annoyance and pleasure (Juno was rubbing his weewee in a very sexual manner)

Theo’s roof top fight against Sheriff, Asura and Vulture was filmed by a far off news helicopter with a powerful camera.

The video feed was a bit shaky but it was enough to capture Theo in all of his pitiful glory.

And because of that annoying coverage, Theo was dubbed ‘The Boss’ by the media and all manner of theories were up in the air.

The name ‘The Boss’ was from Sheriff and Vulture who interviewed the merc before Theo killed them.

They made a lot of far fetched theories on his identity based on Theo’s height and build.

Some going as far a long dead WW2 supervillain named ‘The Fuhrer’s Shield’ being resurrected with necromancy.

Apparently, The Fuhrer’s Shield was fully clad with a version of power armor and was mostly human except for his demonic left arm.

The main flaw in this theory was that The Fuhrer’s Shield was taller and bulkier than Theo.

The body transfer theory was thrown into the mix, thus making the Fuhrer’s Shield theory a bit more credible.

Due to this, The Boss was legally recognized by the Hero Alliance as part of the ‘Rouge’s Gallery’, a list of names of people that would be considered as Supervillains.

Why was this such a big deal?

It meant that if Theo appeared in his Boss persona, the Hero Alliance will bring as much force as necessary to beat the shit out of him.

Quite simply, The Boss was now officially the enemy of the Hero Alliance, and by extension, a wanted criminal throughout the Commonwealth.

“So, why have I been abducted?” asked Theo

“Two reasons. First: I’m going to continue your training. Since your Incubus eye will be completed in a few days, I thought that the particular test was now complete. Time to move you to the next stage” replied Miss Samantha.

“I see… that’s good. And the second reason?”

“The second reason is, unfortunately, beyond my control. Someone in the HAA higher ups thought that waiting for you to ‘recover from your PTSD’ was taking too long and decided that the best way to snap you out of your ‘trauma’ was to ‘convince’ you to sign up for the Hero Course. ‘Gain confidence and lasting bonds through strife’ or so said Mr. Surge” replied Miss Samantha, much to Theo’s displeasure.

The main reason why Theo didn’t accept the Hero Course despite the many benefits was the restrictions it could have on him.

“*sigh*… can I say no?” asked Theo.

“To the Hero Course, you can say no. But to my training? Nope you cant.” Replied Miss Samantha

“WHY?!”

“While your 3 on 1 at the FNN was most impressive, it was obvious how unused you are to fighting people with powers. The best way to learn that stuff is, unfortunately, through the Hero Course. And you only need to stay there one school day per week. You wont be confined there forever.”

Theo couldn’t help but groan in annoyance

The wisdom in her words was irrefutable.

Even Superheroes without powers often faced off with beings with great power.

As such, all the future protectors of the world were trained with such scenarios in mind.

“Touche you hag… Touche…”

“Of course. And just so you know, the physical training isn’t the only benefit you get out of the Hero Course” said Miss Samantha

“Oh? What else could I get?”

“If you play your cards right, you’ll get what every evil mastermind is required to have…. Pawns. Minions, mooks, underlings or peons would do as well. I’m sure you’ve realized it by now, but there is only so much you can do alone.”

Once again, Miss Samantha made a valid argument.

The FNN incident and the subsequent shift in the media and politician’s stance on superheroes were all thanks to Lord’s influence.

Since he had eyes and ears all over the place, he could skillfully take action when and where that action was needed without revealing himself.

Such is the power of an organization.

“I see…. So that’s how it is. Then my mission here is to improve my anti-hero skills and to stop being a lone wolf, correct?” said Theo

“Correct. I’ll send you the list of people you can seduce to the dark side later…..Though technically speaking, you already have your first pawn.” Replied Miss Samantha

“Huh? I do?”

“Yeah. Arent you enjoying her handjob?”

“Shit! She just had to remind me!”

Theo has done his absolute best to ignore the pleasure coursing through his loins by focusing on Miss Samantha.

Juno took this as a signal and increased her speed

“Daaaaamn iiiiiiiit!”

Juno peacefully smiled as she plunged Theo into a violent climax.

“Thanks for the meal” said Juno as she licked Theo’s spunk off her hand.

For the rest of the drive, Theo was subjected through a pleasurable hell.

When the drug wore off, Theo didn’t hesitate to sink his fist into Juno’s face.

Unfortunately, Juno was like ‘More! Hit me more! Harder! HARDER!’, causing Theo to back off in fear.

When Theo used his omni gel to heal her wounds, the pain made Juno orgasmed violently.

The lesson of the day:

Theo was no match against Juno.

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