I am glad to introduce the introduction of the PAY TO WIN system! That's right, for real life currency you can directly influence the story. Don't like someone's champion? Pay $100 and their champion will die any death that you desire! Someone kill your champion? Pay $112 and you can revive them whenever you want! Want points to buy items in the store? Pay $5 for every 10 points so you can buy whatever you want! I'm so excited for this system and it will help inspire me to write more! The final part of this new system is the ability to take someone else's points! If you pay $1, you can take any one other deities points! That's right, you can just straight up rob other deities for only $1! If you pay over $1,000 dollars in total, I will throw in a free random class, what a deal!

Oh, one final thing. Happy late April Fools!