《Bloom》Seedling 15
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I feel a little sick at the moment.
Rustle. Rustle.
Oh, no I don’t have issues with killing people. I mean, I was a soldier once when I was young back in my homeland. It’s just…
Magic is terrifying.
Rustle.
I’m not crying! This is just a lack of water retention from my new leaves!
Rustle.
That’s another thing, people here are stone cold.
Melt a few hundred attackers with coin sized orbs heated to a Sun’s temperature?
No biggie. Just another day in the suck.
I guess it’s very hard to comprehend the complete and utter change in social values.
Rustle. Rustle?
No, I mean yes, I see what you are saying.
Me and mine will always be the ones I look out for first and foremost.
Rustle!
Since when did I agree to that?
Rustle…
I most certainly was NOT drunk during the after party celebration to ease tensions between the Elves and the Foxies.
I was testing that Elvish wine for poison.
Russstle.
Damn straight, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Rustle?
Dao? What in the Godly Gardeners growing crotch rot is that?
Rustleeeeee?!
What do you mean how am I so powerful if I’m clueless about the Dao?
Science, duh!
Ruuussssssssstle!!
Uh, I don’t think there is a Dao of Science…
Rustle…
It’s all about H.O.E.S.
Rustle.
No, not Whores, that’s a totally different terminology.
H.O.E.S. it means Hypothesize, Observe, Experiment, and Study.
Step 1, you make a Hypothesization.
Fire is hot.
Rustle.
Are you going to listen or just make smart arsed comments?
Rustleee.
So, anyways, ignoring that blatant lie right there…
Fire is hot. Observe why it’s hot. It vibrates molecules in the air to create heat. Experiment on the various ways that can make this process occur better, and poof!
White Superheated Flame is formed.
Study the Flame, then rinse and repeat.
Rustllllllleeeeeee.
No, I am not some mystical hermit from a million years ago.
And, no, I’m not going to teach you Dryad-Fire-Kung-Fu! That’s not even a real thing.
Rustle!!
My memories aren’t all real, so there.
…Rustleee…
What? No I’m not demented, where do you get this from seriously?
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