《(On Hold) Regarding my time being a God, it was fun》[Volume Two] Chapter 015
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First, let's clear up some misunderstanding (I've prepared these two chapters since yesterday so it came out fast today).
I feel extremely cringed and weird to write about extreme sexual contents, much less NTR.
And I'm not the kind that change the tags in the description of the story as I go, I didn't put Tragedy in there because there won't be any tragedy in my story, that was intended...
And about the dark side of the world or anything like that, nope.
Well, it's not like I have enough life experience to do so anyway, I'm still just a college student.
What I'm pulling off now, is a wake up call for Ralph, he needs to realize that there are at least 999 other gods and they aren't that friendly.
An event that makes him think that he needs to be more aware of the surroundings and think about how to take care of his land from now on, not just pulling pranks on the mikos.
If nothing happens in the Prologue, there won't be chances for Ralph to interact with other gods, he's D-rank and ranks 612th, who even knows about him? People aren't just going to show up and declare war out of nowhere...
From scratch
「Ahhhh my neck hurts!!!」
I woke up and found myself falling asleep sitting on a chair.
In front of me was the familiar computer screen, the familiar keyboard and the familiar mouse.
I looked down and saw my otaku-style T-shirt and a pair of blue pants.
「This place is...」
My company.
The place I always sit days in and nights out to program games.
Either for the company or for personal projects, it's always here...
「That dream was weird...I must have fell asleep while working on MMORPGs...」
Haha...
I even got to pat on the head of a bunny girl.
Being a God in a dream...
How old am I, really...
But having 2 beautiful mikos weren't so bad...
Sigh. I guess I'll go back to work again, there's a deadline tomorrow...
I reached out and pushed the power button on my PC.
I turned on the monitor and took a sip of energy drink as usual.
But—
「Hiii~ Did you enjoy me?」
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「PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF」
I spat my energy drink all over the place.
「What is this?!? Am I still dreaming?!? Why are you here!!!」
A person appeared on the monitor.
She was beautiful, but her expressions were devious.
Yep. The Fortune woman.
I have zero idea what the hell is going on...
「Dream? You didn't dream...this is just a realm belongs to your consciousness...you're still breathing as a God named Ralph out there...」
What?
What the hell?
I don't get it...I don't understand anything at all...
「Why are you making that face...you died and pulled the F-prize in my Wheel remember?」
Of course I remember that horrible time!!
I just can't grasp the situation at all...
「A...disaster came down to your sanctuary...and you're unconscious...if you leave things as it is now...your people will die you know?」
My people?
Ah...you mean the beast tribe...
There were also Von and Ana, those two can take care of themselves...
Actually, I'm not one bit worried about the guardians.
They're strong enough to stay safe, the important problems are...
HUH!
「Ara~ Realized now?」
SHIT!
Leila and Yuah...the elf prisoners...!!!
How the hell do I get out of this place???
Ah!!
The windows!!!
I jumped out of my chair and ran towards the glass window.
「Ple--- t--e ca-- of m- d-----er!!!」
Fragments of the Fortune woman's voice were left inside my ears as I dashed forward, broke the glass window with my momentum and flew out of the 12th floor.
Trust me, you'll never want to experience this twice.
You might have experienced this when you suddenly fell from the height and jumped up from your bed...
But when you're conscious in your dream, it's way more terrifying...
***
It was hard to move...
The lower half of my body was so heavy.
Shit there's dirt in my mouth.
Good thing this body's a homunculus.
I didn't suffer any injuries...
The Black-Demonic Sapphire sure is doing its job...
I sat up and saw from my crotch down was buried under dirt and stones.
But with this homunculus body, it wasn't really hard to get out and stand up.
I'm glad I pushed the Crystal Core into this artificial vessel.
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That thought immediately hit my mind the moment I looked at he temple.
One priest building and half of the main building was blown off, including the part with the fake idol inside...
What scary power...
「AH! Right! Leila!!! Where are you?!?」
Don't get me wrong, it's not that I don't care about others.
But the one with the weakest mentality and physicality is none other than this cute Miko...
Well, she can beat the living hell out of a human now, but compared to other people in this place, she's just simple weak...
I ran around the ruins searching for her.
I came across many other inhabitants and it seemed like they were alright.
After going in a circle, I spotted her ears pointing up from under a layer of dirt and ruins.
The homunculus body doesn't have human limits, so I easily lifted the ruins and pulled her out.
「Hmm?」
Originally, Leila's skin is really white, but right now, it's ash pale white...
I have an extremely bad feeling about this.
「She...isn't breathing...」
Wha...?
There...wasn't any heartbeat...
Huh?
I don't...No. Calm down immediately.
There's the Menu...
I can only use [Spells] up to page 6 in the Menu as a D-rank...but there should be something in there...
I made a gesture and bring up the Menu, yet—
[Sa5ctu0ry]
[Gu4rd7ans]
[Zetti9gs]
「What the hell is this???」
The display was messed up, it was full of noises like old style TVs with bad connections...
I tried to click on where the [Sanctuary] line was...
What the fuck?!?!?!?!
What the hell happened to the Menu?
What do you mean interference overloaded??
This is a God's system!!
And you said it's overloaded?!?
OK, fuck that, how about [Essence]?
Can I still use my essence skill???
I tried to gather essence into my palm and a water ball appeared.
Good, I can still use essence magic...
Healing spells, right, healing spells...
When I was experimenting with essence, I read about the concept of healing spells in magic books.
I understand how it works, so performing it shouldn't pose any problem...
Alright, let's go...
「Wake up Leila!! Leila!!!」
I pushed all the healing power into her.
Yet her face didn't return to the color it should be...
Goddamn it just wake up!!!
You said you like to work for me right?!?
Then fucking get up and work!!!
There's a fuck ton of things we need to do right now!!!
Can't you see everything's destroyed???
What the hell are you doing lying around???
Go and take care of your carrots!!!
It's all messed up with the dirt!!!
My apple trees are nowhere to be seen either, so JUST. FUCKING. GET UP. AND DON'T LEAVE MEEE!!!
...
...
...
Didn't work.
Even essence...didn't work.
Where did I go wrong...I wonder.
I did close my loops...I didn't forget any semicolons...
I searched for exploitation and debugged...
I didn't forget any step right?
I did run simulation test and it was going well...
Then...
...just what the fuck did I miss out to have raised this kind of flag...?
I don't get it...I dot get it at all...
And what the fuck is wrong with the Menu?
A God's system overloading??
Is it because I'm only D-rank?
Fuck it...just...fuck it alllll!!!!!
What kind of fucking God system can't handle an overload?!?
Are you even seriously working?!??
Whoever the fuck created this useless shit, I'll murder you if I ever see you!!!!!!!
[Achievement Unlocked]
Heart of Vengeance(1)
Fuck you!!!
The Menu isn't working and yet you're still telling me about achievements?!?
Go fuck yourself!!!!!!!
Heart of Vengeance(2)
I told you to fucking shut the fuck up!!!
Heart of Vengeance(3)
Get off my vision!!!
Why the hell are you keep popping up?
Instead of this shit, pop up the real Menu, you son of a bitch!!!!!
Heart of Vengeance(4)
Heart of Vengeance(5)
Heart of Vengeance(6)
Heart of Vengeance(7)
...
...
...
[Gift of Fate activated]
[Fortune Wheel is now available for One Spin]
Just...fuck off and leave me alone...
After who knows how many popup windows of achievements, this thing came up.
I'm still holding Leila in my arms staring into nothingness...
I felt like my heart just popped the moment I picked her up and a window came up saying:
[Dead body acquired]
Pick up /?
And now, another Fortune Wheel...
Didn't I spin one and received this situation?
Hah...fuck it...
I'll gamble with you, Fortune woman...
[Spin] - confirmed.
[50%...60%...]
[Complete. You won the Power Ball]
[Hidden Achievement Unlocked]
God of Origins awakened.
...
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