《46 Year Old Syndrome》1) I gained pain and a skill?
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Author's note:
The first two Chapters are fairly short(around 700 words), the 3rd is about 1400, then from the fourth and on they generally range from 2-3k. When I create a book out of this the first two chapters will likely get more details on his thoughts but still follow the same events.
At the end in a spoiler is a city map I've added as of Nov 19th.
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Sunday, August 30, 2015
This afternoon, around 3pm, I was two blocks from Walmart when a sudden hammer of pain hit my brain and a blue transparent window popped up in front of my face.
Due to your actions you have gained a Skill.
The skill {Walking} (Novice, Passive) EXP: 1.4%, has been created.
The text floated between me and the footbridge I had been about to cross. I looked around in confusion and the text window following my eyes. The text was confusing not because I had never seen it before. It was confusing because I had only seen it in novels and manga before.
I knew the next step. That was to use the voice commands. Putting aside how shaky my grip on reality was I started to try out various commands while standing in the middle of the bike path.
The text started to fade away around that time.
A good twenty minutes was spent looking either insane, or busy with on a Bluetooth, while my head throbbed with a serious headache.
"Status", "Status Window", "Status Screen", "Menu", "Menu Window", "Menu Screen", "Skill Window", "Skill", "Skills", "Skill Menu", "Skill Tree", "Game Menu", "Inventory", "Identify", "Item box", "Window", "Title", "Map", "Self-Status Window", and any other command I could vaguely remember from games, novels, anime or manga.
Getting desperate I tried things like "Experience", "Level", "Quest", "Help". Okay, "Help" should have been near the start but I had a headache and wasn't thinking clearly.
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Eventually the headache pushed me into going onwards to Walmart to pick up the bread and a couple other things so that I could get home and take some pain pills
The walk wasn't long but after a block I noticed that the headache was getting stronger and my body was feeling tired all over. By the time I was inside Walmart, and started to shop, the pain was severe enough to call for a cab instead of walking home.
Outside I only waited a few minutes but my old enemy the sun seemed especially painful if I didn't keep closing and resting my eyes.
The cab ride home was quiet ,but the pain didn't diminish. After paying the driver I then staggered inside, barely able to drag my legs. I vaguely remember letting the dog out from my office, throwing all the bags in the fridge without trying to sort out the non food stuff, grabbing 2 Advil gel caps and chewing them. Normally that's a punch in the back of my throat that I can barely take without gagging but I drank a bit of water and didn't notice. Collapsing on the bed I fell asleep fast despite the pain.
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Around 10pm, roughly 6 hours later, I woke up mostly pain free but still feeling tired. The dog was rolling around the bed, staring me down whenever I made eye contact, so I took her out.
With no real plan in mind I blocked her in the office again with her baby gate, locked the house, and went for a walk. I had the vague idea that walking might trigger a {Walking} window again but no real faith since it hadn't appeared during the rest of my walk earlier. I just needed some fresh air and junk food to think.
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First stop was the corner store three blocks away for ice cream. Second stop was the Timmies five or six blocks for a frosted cinnamon roll. Okay, 2 frosted cinnamon rolls, but I liked sugar when I was in pain. The pain and tiredness were slowly building again but much slower earlier. I headed for home to try sleeping again.
A bit over a block from my place the second hammer of pain hit.
Through use of the skill {Walking} it has reached Beginner level.
{Walking} (Beginner, Passive) EXP: 0.9%.
I didn't have the mental capacity left to try out more commands before the window faded. Even though the second hammer blow was weaker than the first I was already hurting. I slowly dragged my ass the rest of the way home. Let the dog free, took some random pain pills, collapsed on top of my bed, and fell asleep instantly.
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