"It's Estelle Kyltja." (Estelle)

"I hope we can get along well." (Me)

"You know, if you pull me behind a bush and defile me right now, I bet no one would notice." (Estelle)

Estelle started to pant again. Suddenly one of my knives grazed past Estelle's cheek. It wasn't thrown by me, so I look behind me.

"Euhm... Janna? Was it you who threw that knife?" (Me)

"What are you talking about, Brother? Why would I throw a knife at another whore who tries to- *cough* No, it wasn't me." (Janna)

'SCREENY! HELP! WHY DOES MY HAREM GO APESHIT CRAZY RIGHT NOW?!'

WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A CLICHÉ STORY WHERE YOU WOULD CONQUER ALL THE NORMAL HEROINES?!

'IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE TO ASK THAT!!!'

"That wasn't what you wanted to say initial-" (Me)

"Ms. Estelle? Could you follow me for a bit? I have something to talk to you about." (Janna)

"I guess doing it with a girl isn't bad as well..." (Estelle)

With red cheeks, Estelle followed Janna into the forest which surrounded us.

'I would like to protect my little sister from being tainted right now, but I'm somehow not sure if she's pure anymore...'

DOC! WE'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY OVER HERE!!!

I try to leave the scene and meet Aline who seems to be pouting.

"What's wrong Aline? You seem to be upset?" (Me)

"Hmpf, it's nothing. Go play with those other girls!" (Aline)

'Oooohhhh, she's jealous. At least one normal Heroine. That can be... easily... solved... wait, how do I handle multiple Heroines at the same time?! SCREENY?!'

I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL THAT PLANNED OUT?!

'IN EVERY NOVEL I'VE READ THE MC WAS A DENSE CUNT!!! Okay, calm down. I just have to act like always. Right now, I have to console Aline. Somehow the change of those two threw me off...'

"But you are the only one I want to see right now?" (Me)

"I-If it's like that, then I guess it can't be helped. But Yu, why didn't you take the bandits down the moment when they appeared?" (Aline)

'WHY IS SHE SO GODDAMN OBSERVANT AT THE WORST TIME?!'

"There were other Bandits, who hid and acted as reinforcement. I had to deal with them first." (Me)

"Oh, I guess that makes sense..." (Aline)

'HQ! BOMB DISSOLVED!'

Here HQ! Congratulations. Now you just have to deal with... that...

Out of the bushes come my little sister and Estelle. Estelle looks like she's limping and is bruised all over with what looks like whip wounds.

"That was a good talk Estelle! I hope you don't forget what we talked about." (Janna)

"Of course Maste- I meant Janna. I'm glad we became friends." (Estelle)

'FOCKIN HALP SCREENY!'

Screeny.exe has stopped working

'YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!'

The rest of the journey went on without any further disturbances. Except that nearly every girl who talked to me got mysteriously hurt...

We arrived at the capital. It's a huge city surrounded by black walls, which look like they were made out of obsidian. The city's divided into the lower district, the upper district and the royal district. The lower district is where the normal people live with a few places you would call slums. The upper district is where the nobles live. No slums here and the security is way better too. The royal district is essentially just the castle with a few buildings which belong to the royal family. As we enter the city, the first thing that I notice is a certain builidng at the end of the road.

'Screeny? That building.'

Yep

'That's the adventurers guild, right?'

Yep

'I'm so gonna sign up for that'

Already predicted that

"Excuse me, Joanna?" (Me)

Joanna flinched. She probably is a bit afraid of me since I was able to take out every Bandit in a few seconds.

"Yes, wha- what is it?" (Joanna)

Well, at least she tries to hide it lol

"Is that the adventurer guild? And if it is, could you tell me a bit about it please?" (Me)

'*gag* can't stand acting innocent'

Joanna looks at me with a relieved expression, realizing that I'm still "just a child".

"You are right, that's the adventurers guild. There's not a lot to tell about it, except that it's one of the most profitable jobs if you are ranked in high enough." (Joanna)

"Ranked?" (Me)

'God, I don't want to ask all these dumb questions...'

"Yes, if you want to be part of the adventurers guild, then you have to take a test so your ability to fight can be evaluated. It's actually similar to our school." (Joanna)

'Thank fucking Christ I don't have to start as an F rank like any other pleb... and what was that? A ranking system exists at our school?'

"What is the ranking system like at our school?" (Me)

"Well, before even school starts, you have to fight against a teacher. Then you will get a rank which shows how well you did against him. If you want to climb up the ranks, then you have to fight against others who are higher ranked than you." (Joanna)

'Yeah, I'm gonna take first place...'

If there's someone other than you, who takes the first place, then I'm gonna put a broom up my ass

'You're pretty careless with your flag-raising, you know that right?'

Beep Boop I'm a screen, me no understand what you mean

'Cunt...'

We go to the upper district, where the Magic Academy is located at.

'This looks just like a god damn college... I'm getting bad flashbacks of my days in school...'

Would you say you're getting bad flashbacks of... SCHOOL DAYS PFFFF HAHAHAHAHA

'That was one of your worst jokes to date.'

Fuck you, I'm funny

Joanna leads us to a big hall, which is divided into multiple smaller arenas.

"Here is where you ranking will be decided. If you are called out, then you go to the platform which will be mentioned with your name. Then you will have a mockbattle with a teacher of this school. Dependent on how well you do, the higher you will be ranked.

'Imma fuck those teachers up.'

You sound like the villain of this story... I like it ಠ⌣ಠ