'Lol, nice reaction.'

I would give it a 9/10

The girl who stands in front of me, is only in her underwear. While that still sounds innocent, the panties she's wearing look more like a black thong than anything else. Her body isn't yet fully developed, and you can see that she lacked in the chest department, but her bottom had a nice curve with a lot of potential.

My "to be" roommate starts to throw everything in her reach at me.

"Oh, so we are now having a snowball fight with objects, huh? I ain't gonna lose!" (Me)

I start throwing shit back at her.

"Wha- WHAT ARE YOU DOING! GET OUT!" (???)

"Nah, I would rather continue our objectfight." (Me)

THROW EVERYTHING AT HER! THE CAT, THE CHAIR, THE KITCHEN TRAY!

"ARE YOU RETARDE- *thonk*" (???)

At that moment, I "accidentally" threw a baking tray at her face.

'Where did that even come from? Oh damn, she lost consciousness... that means I won right?'

Well, I think so?

'Nice.'

I unpack my luggage. Right when I finished, the unknown person wakes up, with a little bit of blood dripping from her face.

"Owwww..." (???)

"Oh? You woke up? Nice battle, I could feel your battle spirit." (Me)

"TURN AROUND! NOW!" (???)

The unknown girl dresses up while I just stand there and burn that image into my brain.

'I ain't gonna turn around for nuthin. The whole world could go through an apocalypse by a Demon Hamster right now and I wouldn't give a fuck.'

"My nose still hurts..." (???)

"Oh, let me fix that. You lost the fight, but hey. You're welcome." (Me)

I use "Heal" with a shortcut and her nose immediately looks normal again.

"Wow, how did you do that so fast?" (???)

"I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. But more importantly, aren't you gonna introduce yourself? I'm sick of these question marks..." (Me)

"Question marks?" (???)

"Yeah, those!" (Me)

"I have no clue what nonsense you're spouting... doesn't matter. I'm called Lydia and my family name is Kwas. Yes, you heard right. I'm from the family of Kwas." (Lydia)

"Cool. Let me guess, they are some kind of noble family who everyone knows of and is prestigious as fuck?" (Me)

"As fu-? Your deduction is right! And since I'm from a prestigious family, only my official husband may see my naked body!" (Lydia)

"So that means I'm your husband now? You gotta talk with my sister about that. I'm pretty sure she would have someth-" (Me)

"Only if you are stronger than me! Our family respects strength the most. Therefore I will only marry someone stronger than me!" (Lydia)

'But she should know that I am ranked first... wait don't tell me she-'

"Did you look at the ranking list?" (Me)

"Why would I bother? Of course I am first place! I was trained in magic since I was 5 years old, of course I am the most superior around here!" (Lydia)

'hehehehehehehe'

hehehehehehehehehehe

"Alright, I accept your challenge. But because I have a handicap, since you have such a great family and were so well trained, I want to get a wish if I win!" (Me)

"Hmpf, if you manage to win!" (Lydia)

We leave the dormitory as soon as she agreed, with me taking the lead.

Behind the dormitory is enough free space for an elephant to do somersaults, so space wasn't a problem.

"You can still turn back, if you accept to leave the school!" (Lydia)

"Nah, I'm alright." (Me)

"Okay, then let's start!" (Lydia)

Lydia only moves her hands for a second at max, and soon a fireball starts making his way towards me.

'Not bad, she can shorten the spell. But I'm still gonna fuck with her.'

I clap in my hands and appear sitting on her shoulders.

"*whistle* Nice view from up here, I could get used to that." (Me)

"Wha- How did you get up there?!" (Lydia)

"Oh? That surprised you? Then the next thing will shock you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (Me)

YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT, DID YOU?!

'YOU BET YOUR PERFECTLY PROGRAMMED ASS I DID!'

I blink down from her and start giving her tiny electroshocks at the "most important" places.

"NAPE! *zap*" (Me)

"*muffled moan* WHA-" (Lydia)

"STOMACH! *zap*" (Me)

"*moan* STO-" (Lydia)

"ASS! *zap*" (Me)

"louder moan* please sto-" (Lydia)

"TITS! *zap*" (Me)

"*loud moan*" (Lydia)

'OH? SO THAT'S HER WEAK SPOT? I'M KIND OF GETTING WORKED UP!'

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

"I SAID STOP!" (Lydia)

She jumps away with an astounding speed and distances herself from me.

"YOU DAMN PERVERT WITH YOUR WEAK TRICKS! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN, YOU WIMP?!" (Lydia)

"What did you just say?" (Me)

"*flinch* I- I didn't mean to insult your mothe-" (Lydia)

"Not that! I couldn't care less about that ugly hag..." (Me)

Somewhere in a forest.

*BAM*

"Wha- what is it master?" (Father)

"That little asshole is talking shit about me. I can feel it..." (Mother)

Back to our MC

Lightning starts to discharge around me.

'I should look pretty cool right now, right?'

Nah, you ugly

'Motherfucker'

"I- I didn't mean to say that your tricks were weak or anythi-" (Lydia)

"NOT THAT ONE EITHER!" (Me)

"*flinch* The- then you mean perv-" (Lydia)

"EXACTLY! I WANT YOU TO KNOW, THAT THE RIGHT WAY TO ADRESS SOMEONE OF THAT KIND, IS "GENTLEMAN"!" (Me)

"Tha- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SEN-!!!" (Lydia)

At the moment she wanted to refute me, a shot from my "Ray gun" shoots past her.

"So you don't want to listen, huh? Well, then I will ingrain it into your brain." (Me)

"Wha- what do you mean? Hey, don't come any closer! I said- NOOOOOOO! (Author Note: Just imagine the usual "iyaaaaaaaahhhh" here.)

After an hour of teasing her with shocks, she finally submitted.

"*sob* You- you win. But please stop the shocks!" (Lydia)

While she said that snot ran down her face.

'Damn, that looks unsightly.'

I crouch down and offer her a hand. She took it and I assist her in standing up.

"Soooooo, I still got my wish right?" (Me)

"Wha- what do you want from me?!" (Lydia)

'HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE'

"Oh nothing special. You just have to try on a few clothes, which I will prepare for you." (Me)

"Well... I guess that's not as bad as I thought it would be." (Lydia)

"*grin*" (Me)

TIME FOR COSPLAY HOUR!!!!

Back in our room, about half an hour later.

"*sob* What are these clothes?! First, I'm dressed with a short skirt and a way too tight blouse, and now with something blue, which feels like rubber! It doesn't even cover my legs or arms!" (Lydia)

"I told you they are called "sailor uniform" and "school swimsuit"! You have to learn these names!" (Me)

So you're just gonna make her change into your favorite cosplay, right?

'Yep'

I see you're a man of culture as well.

"Come on, the next one will be the maid outfit!" (Me)

"Nooooooo..." (Lydia)

Where did you even get those things?