'Screeny?'

Yep?

'Do you... do you think I can somehow tame that?'

NO?! THAT GRIFFON IS CONSIDERED A LEGENDARY BEAST IN THIS WORLD

'And I'm the legendary MC in this world. We fit each other like a glove on a hand.'

I'm quitting if you tame that.

'You can't quit, you know that.'

The griffon, who is about as big as a house, flaps its wings and ascends into the air. It circles over us like a vultutre, looking pretty threatening.

"Alright Lydia, to be honest you are kinda in the way here. I'll tell you what I'm going to do now. I will first try to tame- I meant kill that thing while protecting you. If that doesn't work, then... well, how should I say it properly? I guess "survival of the fittest" would be appropriate here." (Me)

"You don't dare to do that! Please." (Lydia)

You don't mean it that way, do you?

'Nah, I'm just fucking with her.'

Lol

The griffon finally descends from his flight and dives towards us. It reaches incredible speeds since his wings, coupled with gravity, boost him additionally.

'Yeah, but nothing is faster than lightning.'

I activate lightning step and dodge the griffon with ease. I enhance my whole body, before passing Lydia to the griffon in a high trajectory.

"OI! CATCH!" (Me)

"YOU GODDAMN ARSE! I SWEAR TO CHRIST, IF I SURIVIVE THIS, I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF!" (Lydia)

'Now I'm really taking survival of the fittest into consideration...'

Should we make a list of pros and cons?

'I'll just threaten- I meant apologize to her later.'

Before the Griffon could catch Lydia, I use a warphole and suddenly she lands on the Griffons body.

"YOU BETTER HOLD TIGHT BITCH, OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE!" (Me)

Out of my inventory fall 4 throwing knives. I hold two in each hand, embed lightning into them and blink under the Griffon. First the griffon looks a bit confused by my sudden disappearance but immediately realizes that I appeared under him. He moves his whole body down as if lying down. I hurry up and throw the 4 knives at one of his legs and blink away. Thinking that I'm safe for the moment, the Griffon suddenly shoots a huge beam out of his mouth.

IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!!! lol

"OH SHIT!" (Me)

I open a warphole in front of me, trying to redirect the beam back to the Griffon, but I can't manage to make the hole big enough to contain the whole beam. About 80% get thrown back to the Griffon, while the rest hits my right arm.

"NO LINDAAA!!!!!!" (Me)

"Can I still take my statement from before back?" (Lydia)

If I didn't have enough in my DEX stat, then it wouldn't have just ended with Linda. My right arm is completely useless right now and healing it wouldn't be fast enough, so I leave it as it is. The redirected beam hits the Griffon right on one of his wings, resulting in it being unable to fly now. It's not as strong as the full version, but still does its job splendidly.

"GYAAAAAAAAA" (Griffon)

"I WILL AVENGE YOU LINDA!" (Me)

Since the "Spacial Cut"s mana requirement are too high, and I could be done for if he dodges them, I revert to another tactic. About 40 knives fall out of my inventory and fall on the ground. I embed lightning into all of them. This might sound like a waste of mana, but it's pretty important for my next move.

The Griffon sprints in my direction and I pick up every single knife at an incredible speed. Before the Griffon could reach me, I throw every knife one after another at the Griffon but with a cheeky plan in my mind. I create a different, barely fitting warphole for every knife I threw and suddenly the Griffon is surrounded by knives directed at him.

The Griffon wasn't able to dodge them, since one of his wings is nearly severed, but with his other wings he was able to slap some of the knives away. Not that it matters though.

'And that's it.'

I lock my fingers, resulting in the "connect lightning" spell to be activated. Through the Griffons whole body jolts electricity as if he would be hit by lightning several times. His body spasms, giving me finally an opportunity to blink on his head. I pull out my trusty twin daggers; thrust them in his eyes and play around with them like they were the joysticks of a controller.

"GYAAAAAAAA!" (Griffon)

"YOU REALLY NEED A NEW LINE!" (Me)

I pick Lydia up in a princess carry and jump down from the struggling body of the Griffon.

"Get that hand away from my crotch. If you just go as far as scratching it, then I swear to christ, I'll heal that Griffon and sacrifice you to him." (Me)

"You should be glad that someone wants to touch your dick in any way!" (Lydia)

"Griffon! You want a last meal before you die?" (Me)

"Hold up!" (Lydia)

I throw her in direction of the Griffon, but catch her in the air by blinking into her trajectory.

Wasn't that your last mana?

'Totally worth it!'

"I hate you!" (Lydia)

"Pretty contradictory to your previous statement." (Me)

I smile at her, while she just starts to blush.

"I-I-I take it back! That was just because of the suspension bridge effect!" (Lydia)

'How the fuck does she know about the suspension bridge effect?!'

"Have it your way, I still need to do something." (Me)

I put Lydia down and approach the still spasming Griffon.

"Oi Griffon, I know you can understand me. You have 2 choices now. Either you die by the hands of a 12 year old, or you become the servant of one." (Me)

WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT IT?!

'Of course I did. Who do you think I am?'

"I will now deactivate the spell which sends lightning through you, but remember: I can always reactivate it." (Me)

You don't have any mana though?

'I know lol. I can't afford to maintain the spell anyway, so I'll just have to bluff a bit.'

The spasming of the Griffon stops and he stands up again. Still blind, he faces the wrong way.

'Thou that art worthy enough to battle and defeat me. State thy name!'

'That's weird, it feels like he's invading my mind. Well, at least the other voices are more quiet now...'

wat

"Oi, big guy. I'm over here!" (Me)

'Darn it'

The Griffon turns around and now faces the right way.

"*cough* Thou that art worthy enough to battle and defeat me. State thy name!'

"I can't tell you my name out loud! I have to whisper it to you, since it's one of the traditions of my family." (Me)

'So it shall be!'

*whisper*

'Ihave a tinypenis? OH DAMN YOU!'

'LOL IT WORKED!'

WHICH LEGENDARY BEAST FALLS FOR SUCH A TRICK?!

"But for real, my name is Yu. Yu Krifta." (Me)

'So it shall be. Since thou hath been the first one to defeat me in eons, I shall become your servant. I will serve thou with all my knowledge.'

Fuck off, the italic writing is mine tho! I take patent on that!

The Threeheaded Lionchicken wants to form a contract with you. Do you accept? WARNING!: If you accept this contract, due to the power of this servant, the other servant has to be sacrificed and all the advantages will be nullified.

'I have to give up "Incubus' eyes" for it? That's somewhat sad... and it's not considered as a Griffon by the system?!'

Nope. Threeheaded Lionchicken.

"Oi, you! What species are you?" (Me)

'Of course I am a majestic Griffon! Wait, something just changed about the way I talk...'

"Are you sure that you are not a threeheaded lionchicken?" (Me)

'WHA-?! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!'

'I'm conflicted... what's the purpose of having a threeheaded lionchicken?'

Well, it is still considered a mythical beast...

'Why are all my contracted servants complete failures up to now... yes, I accept *sigh*.'

"I accept you as my servant." (Me)

'Our contract has now been formed. I swear an oath. I shall never betray thou, until the day cometh when thou hath perished.'

"Oh, just for the record. What gender are you?" (Me)

"I'm considered a female in my species." (Griffon)

'Oh, she can talk normally now.'

"Good to know." (Me)

You don't plan on fucking a chicken, are you?

'Tch, tch, tch. Screeny, what do I always say?'

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock?

'No, not that one.'

Incest is wincest?

'NOT THAT ONE EITHE- I'm always saying "Every female, who is part of the plot, will consequentively become a Heroine!".'

Oh, that one.

"WHAT?! DID THE LEGENDARY GRIFFON JUST TALK?!" (Lydia)

'Damn, forgot about her for a second.'

"Yeah, I just made a contract with him." (Me)

"YOU DID WHA-" (Lydia)

Suddenly the "Griffon" started to shine and vanished.

Congratulations! You've formed a contract with the legendary threeheaded lionchicken!

Congratulations! You inherited the ability "Analyzing Eyes" from the threeheaded lionchicken in exchange for "Incubus' eyes"!

Analyzing Eyes: Call forth information about a target from the Akashic Records.

"FINALLY!!!" (Me)

"WHA- WHAT IS IT?!" (Lydia)

"Oh nothing. I just became even more over powered!" (Me)

I look at Lydia.

'ACTIVATE ANALYZING EYES!'

Not enough mana

'... I don't have any mana right now. I forgot...'

You couldn't even use it if you had nearly full mana lol.

'What?'

Well, since you have to get information from an allmighty being, which is even higher than the local gods, the mana consumption is accordingly enormous. Using it once costs about 8000 mana.

'...'

"FUCK!" (Me)

"STOP SCREAMING OUT OF NOTHING!" (Lydia)

'What is it, master? Art thou displeased by something?'

'Oh? You can still speak?'

Yes. I am not in your world, but I have enough power to still talk to you.

'Is cool.'

You're a damn copycat!

Master? What is that abomination who just called this great being a copycat?

'You can see him?'

Since our souls are connected, I am able to. Yes.

You better respect me you damn chicken. I'm considered a part of the Akashic Record!

YOU ARE WHAT?! As expected of master, you even have a part of the Akashic Record under control...

HE DOESN'T HAVE SHI-

'That's right. I have it completely under my control.

YOU DAMN TRAITOR!

I look at Lydia, who lit the cave with her fire magic.

"Well, I don't think this is the whole dungeon. Let's go further in, shall we?" (Me)

"Wouldn't you normally try to find the exit in this situation?" (Lydia)

"I think you should know that normal reactions don't fit me." (Me)

"*sigh* Yeah yeah, let's go. Not that I have a choice anyway." (Lydia)