《Congratulations, You're Dead!》The new book is out, and... it's a re-write!
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I didn't say anything before because I didn't want to get anyones hopes up, but it's going really well so far. I've gotten the first volume done, and a decent sized chunk of the second one written.
Sorry it took me so long to post this. I know I said 'within a month', but I seriously didn't think it would take more than a couple weeks. But, between this volume running slightly longer than I thought, and the summer heat screwing up my sleep schedule, I really did need the whole month.
As a reward for your patience; I will be posting a bit over half the first volume in a mass release spread over the next two days(one chapter every two hours). Chapters will be posted daily after that, and run between 2,000 and 2,500 words on average, with some shorter and longer ones thrown in because there were no good break points.
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Lazy Dragon Queen: Gaming in an Illogical World
Other Tags: Tower Defense | Crafting | Anti-Cat Propaganda Have you ever thought to yourself, “tfw no qt3.14 dragon girl gf to play vidya with?” Are you one of those lonely people who claim to prefer single-player games because you have nobody to play multiplayer games with? Do you wish that you could have a harem of cute, 10/10 waifus who just want to play video games, be lazy with you, and do cute romantic things? Then congratulations! You don’t get any of those things, but Drake does. You do, however, get the opportunity to live vicariously through Drake as he goes to a lazy dragon’s (read: best girl’s) pocket universe that has been designed to be the perfect survival / tower defense / crafting hybrid game-turned-reality! Have I mentioned that there are cute dogs and bees involved? What about the bodybuilder cat enemies? Or the fact that I, the best informational status window and synopsis writer ever, Window, am in the story? Oh, and you might want to keep in mind that the dragon in charge of the universe dislikes all things rational, logical, and other boring things like those. --- Volume 1 now available on Amazon! Cover art by ErosPanda! Full-sized version of the cover art here!
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The New God’s Representative
I was given a one-a-trillion chance opportunity to reincarnate into a fantasy world by a god. The actual chances are probably even lower — I mean, how would you even calculate the chances of being in my frankly ridiculous situation? In any case, the deal we made seemed pretty good; at least hope so, seeing as I’ve forgotten most of it along with the memories of my past life. Now, I’m a baby bird monster in a world with magic. I can see my Status as if I were an RPG character. And running with the RPG theme, my main Quest in this world is to become its strongest entity or titular God. I have a couple thousand years to do it or else the laws of reality itself will erase my existence. But, hey. That’s exactly what I signed up for, right?
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I Have Even Read the Rulebook!
As all stories begin, Prof died. Yes, truck-kun had something to do with that, but also a bird, a cat and some rebar. When he was presented with with the opportunity in the Afterlife Administration Bureau to be transmigrated into a game-like fantasy world, he did something, no one ever did: he read the Rulebook. Follow Prof on his road to be rich without working, touring a whole new world without a care and witness his realisation, that despite having read the Rulebook the folks living with the System for untold millennia know more about the rules. Important notes: 1, I'm not a native speaker, so be prepared for occassional typos, iffy grammar and maybe awkward sentences. The spell check was running, when I wrote the chapters, but it works in strange ways... If you point out mistakes, I will try to correct them 2, Scheduling will be two chapters a week, posted Saturdays before noon (CET). Depending on how much new chapters I can write consistently there will be probably more but as long as I have leftover chapters, the two per week will be posted no matter what. Chapters will be around 1500-2500 words as MS Word counts it. 3, I did not and will not post this novel on another site, if you find it somewhere else, please inform me 4, The Main Character's progression is slow, there will be no Levels, Skills, Abilities, Feats, Perks and Cheat Powers raining down on him 5, I've put Comedy as a genre because of my writing style not because the novel is a comedy per se. On the other hand, Traumatising Content is there because there is a lot of speciesism - those Elves are not nice people. 6, I put a lot of pop-cultural references into the chapters, try to find them! Enjoy!
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terra viventium By TrinitySMQA
This is the story of Donantes. Trying to figure out who he is and where.
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STAR || KristSingto
Singto came back from USA after 2 years because of an issue he had with the team and found out that his father had a 'new favourite' in the school he was teaching at.
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✰⋆ Just Like the Movies ⋆ 1940/1950/1960 Imagines and Short Stories ✰⋆
intended for those who fantasize about the past. no requests. header photos above indicates the age/era these stories take place in.all stories are entirely fiction. any mature/smut will be marked.
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