CATEGORY: Weekly provision report

SIGNED: Captain of the Guard Aarik Fo Smits

DATE: 30/2/932

CELLS: One cell lost, core went splat. Pacified cell after ‘anonymous’ report from a certain new apprentice. Six units handled and cell put into clearance mode. Other units are growing nominal.

STOCKS: Sugar and flower are running low. Deliver double next shipment, please. This brat keeps appropriating the stuff. Magical stocks are nearly empty. Please keep it this way. It is standard local policy to return any high-magical packages to sender with all costs for the sender.

FEED: Flow of feeding units is nominal.

BUFFER: Attrition rate is higher due to the extended drought that only broke yesterday. New recruit forgot to water the crowd, and they had a scuffle. Mass paralysation protocol made a few choke out in the mud, terminally.

OTHER: No other. All is well here.