《Sword Immortal's Rebirth》Interlude: Ninebless' Taste in Literature
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The Divine Highwind Kingdom. This was a peerless kingdom that controlled a fourth of the Skywind continent, with three peak 3rd layer Life Desolation elders, yet all of them had been mercilessly slaughtered. The royalty of the kingdom had been killed as well, excepting one.
The peerlessly beautiful Princess Yunfei Shui’er was lying completely naked, her jadelike body exposed to the man who had exterminated her bloodline. Fear and terror shone in her eyes as she looked at the man eying her like a lustful wolf.
“Didn’t expect me, huh? Three years ago, you mercilessly betrayed me for my treasures and pushed me down a cliff. Now, I have returned for my revenge.” The man was muscular and bearded, and looked to be around 30 years of age. A cynical smile flashed on his face as he brutally grabbed the beauty’s breasts and began squeezing them.
Spoiler: (R-18/ FORCED)
“A-ah~ S-stop, don’t touch… Ah!” In the end, the princess could only vocalize her disapproval, her body entirely unable to do anything other than feel aroused by her captor’s touch.
After squeezing the girl’s breasts until they turned sore, the man mercilessly drove his fingers into the girl’s exposed pussy. The frequency of the girl’s screams increased as her lower privates turned wetter.
“You slut, I haven’t even shown you my dick yet and you are already soaking wet. I wonder how you managed to stay a virgin for so long… Maybe it was because I slaughtered that dog Prince who was your fiancé?” Hearing this, the intensity of her screams increased even more.
The man suddenly squeezed her buttocks, causing her to yelp louder. A few more slaps on the butt followed, and her voice began to turn hoarse. “Ah, you actually broke through Life Desolation and cleansed your body. Due to that, you can’t shit or piss anymore. Too bad, I wanted to humiliate you more, but I guess your nice body is a better compensation.”
“Well, let’s begin now.” The man stripped off and his massive penis was revealed to the princess. Just the thought of having to take that massive thing inside her caused her to gasp.
“Don’t get so excited, I am not slamming it down your cunt yet. Let’s see how you suck dick. Open your mouth.” Without giving her a chance, the man opened her mouth like a horse’s and slammed his massive dick inside.
Due to the sudden intrusion, the princess could only gasp. Without holding back, the man drove his instrument down her throat. The princess’s thoughts of biting down on it were useless as the thing rapidly thrust inside her throat.
“Guahhh~” Erotic moans emitted from her mouth as cruel thrusts buried the penis inside. An urge to gag overtook her but the penis forcing her mouth open made it impossible.
Finally, her tormentor climaxed, the pleasure gained from forcing her reaching its peak. A large amount of thick, white semen was poured inside her open mouth.
‘It’s bitter.’ This was the only thought that filled the princess’s mind after he was forced to service her enemy.
“Enjoyed that? Well, I am not done yet. Let’s see how your tight virgin cunt will stretch out after I am done with it!” Saying this, the man picked the princess up and seated her on his lap, his protruding penis cruelly tearing through her hymen and taking her virginity in one stroke!
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Heifeng Jiansui glanced through the extract before shaking his head. This was an extract of an erotic story, with the protagonist violating the Kingdom’s princess in revenge.
It was commonly known that Heifeng Jiansui was a person who liked technique manuals, so quite a few extracts of cultivation arts were sent to him, along with a request to be fulfilled. After completing the request, the entire version of the cultivation art would be sent to him. However, this was the first time that an extract of an erotic fiction was sent to him…
While the request was only for a top grade Mortal item, something he could forge on a whim, it still felt like his dignity as a master refiner was being infringed!
“Master, don’t you think this extract is comparable to a great work of literature? Since a mere extract is so amazing, the entire work should be worth the price of a top-grade Mortal weapon!” Ninebless had an excited expression as she pestered Heifeng Jiansui for help.
“This is a shitty extract of a shitty sex scene written by a shitty author... This book isn’t worth a Mortal Rank weapon, the entire author’s lineage isn’t worth a Mortal Rank weapon!” Heifeng Jiansui found it impossible to understand Ninebless' desire to buy the novel. Buying it once was okay, but if the news spread that he, a Chosen disciple blacksmith actually forged a weapon for a trash erotic fantasy, wouldn’t his reputation turn to dust?
“Master, didn’t you promise to help me after I agreed to become your Magical Beast? I have never asked something to you, so just for this once…” Ninebless’s eyes turned misty with tears. Heifeng Jiansui was even more flabbergasted. A trashy story could turn her like this?
“Aren’t you being too ridiculous…? In the end, it is a erotic fiction, and a trashy rape erotic fiction at that! If you don’t want to enrich yourself with cultivation arts, atleast read some fiction or historical stories that are not mass-produced trash like this!” Heifeng Jiansui was no connoisseur of erotica, but he was a person who enjoyed fiction, especially histories of mighty cultivators and wars that shook Great Worlds.
His spatial ring was filled with such works. While his mental library had a few shelves of such books as well, he had converted most of them into paper books and scrolls. In the end, the mental library was a place where he read through cultivation arts at breakneck speeds, while he enjoyed such historical novels in his leisure time.
“Wait a moment, I have quite a few erotic stories collected. I never read them so I might as well give them to you…!” Heifeng Jiansui immediately removed an unused jade slip from his spatial ring, filled it with some erotic stories from his spiritual library that held countless manuals and handed it to her. Since he didn’t have the habit of reading erotic stories, he could only gather them from his mental library into a jade slip.
“Ahaha master, I didn’t expect you to have such a collection, looks like phoenixes really mature young… Now let’s have a look…” Hearing Ninebless’ suggestive tone, Heifeng Jiansui hurriedly explained himself.
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“You already know how I relentlessly memorized the manuals of your Sect library. Well, I did the same to the arts of the Ten Thousand Sword Sect whom I am affiliated to as a disciple and my Kingdom’s Scripture Hall hasn’t escaped my sight as well. I ended up gather quite a few books other than technique manuals, and some of them happened to be erotica…”
“Haha, master has already gathered five beauties as maids and even captured the beautiful me as a Magical Beast… Your lustful intentions cannot be hidden in the first place! Hahaha… now let’s have a look at these books which master has gathered…” Saying this, Ninebless’s face turned gleeful as she mentally went through Heifeng Jiansui’s collection.
“Chronicles of the Daomaster’s Wife sounds interesting… What the hell, they have sex with the lights turned off… Does this guy know only one position… This wife must be a doormat, can a woman actually lack sexual desire…” Heifeng Jiansui slowly watched Ninebless’s face turn bored and annoyed.
“Try something else then…” On hearing Heifeng Jiansui’s advice, the girl nodded and switched to another book.
“Let’s try ‘Demonic Rule of Yin Stealing Deviant’ then… Oh good, he attacked the daughter of an Elder immediately… This guy uses insects as aphrodisiacs, ew… ‘Inverted Phoenix Posture’- what does it even mean… After climaxing inside, the girl is now impregnated with bugs!?” Despite her comments against the hyperviolence and brutality, Ninebless actually finished the book while commenting on the ridiculous magic and strangely named sexual postures.
At Ninebless’ question, Heifeng Jiansui dutifully answered. “…Inverted Phoenix Posture is a sex position in which two people align themselves so that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, simultaneously performing oral sex. The position is named so became of the participants being inverted like the numbers ‘69’ , which are the Phoenix Clan’s sacred numerals. Most dual cultivation arts using this posture focus on simultaneous orgasms, which turns the flow of yin and yang energy from their cycle of mutual oppression to mutual engendering each other.”
Hearing Heifeng Jiansui’s concise explanation, Ninebless was surprised. After she asked about the other sexual postures in the book and was correctly answered, she was even more surprised. Without asking, Heifeng Jiansui answered her question.
“Even if I don’t read erotica, I have read through numerous dual cultivation arts. If it is simply the theoretical portion of it, I could probably hold lectures about it… That said, ‘inverted phoenix’ is a basic posture, so I didn’t expect you to not know it…” Heifeng Jiansui strangely looked at the spirit girl.
On facing Heifeng Jiansui’s gaze, Ninebless’ face turned red due to the exposure of her lack of knowledge. “D-Damn, this book was too extreme, and I bet that all the books you have chosen are either as extreme as this one or as flat as that Daomaster Wife one… We should certainly exchange a Mortal Rank weapon for the complete erotic book. Since you have such trashy taste in erotic books, I will have to quickly take care of that. Or else, I and all the women who will warm your bed in the future will be doomed to experience unfulfilled nights…”
Hearing Ninebless’ shameless threats, Heifeng Jiansui gave a strange glance at her. “The random erotica I found in the libraries of my Sect and Empire are not to your liking, why are you basing my skills in bed on that? As a matter of fact, the extract you praise as a masterpiece seems quite suspicious to me… Anyway, after simply reading the extract of an erotic book, you think you gained the right to critique my tastes?”
“Hahaha, you think that’s the first ero book I have read? During the five centuries that I roamed the island as a spirit, my only way of enjoyment was reading erotic books! The disciples of the Ninebless Phoenix Sect built up quite a good collection, and I have savored it to the fullest!” Hearing the spirit’s words, Heifeng Jiansui turned up his nose.
Suddenly, he remembered something and mentally went through the books he had inserted into the jade slip. After confirming something, he smirked. “Have a look at the ‘Heavenly Wing’ story in the collection I have granted you, then.”
“Heavenly Wing, huh… The story begins with a Chosen disciple of a sect being framed as a traitor… he gained information about the Sect’s expedition to a ruin and violated the Sect Leader’s daughter there… After that, he goes to a mystic ruin where he allies with the royalty of a Kingdom and they betray him… How strange, the princess is named Shuifei Yun’er and the Kingdom is named Shallowwind… He travels across the world raising his cultivation and having encounters with beauties who love and hate him… finally he reaches an unfathomable stage in cultivation, and returns to the Kingdom for revenge…” At this point, Heifeng Jiansui’s ears perked up as he waited for her reaction.
“…WHAT?! The entire revenge scene is the same as the extract, but only the names are changed!” Seeing Ninebless’ face filled with indignation, Heifeng Jiansui began laughing.
“Hahaha! All your experiences of reading erotica were in vain! Holding the cheap imitation of a novel with the names changed as a work above the original, you are really… hahaha!” Heifeng Jiansui’s laugh mercilessly mocked Ninebless as she could only stew in her anger.
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In the end, a top grade Mortal Rank weapon was sent to the requestor. Overjoyed at gaining a good weapon in exchange for a worthless collection of paper, he grasped the sword before swinging it at a dummy. But the weapon which emitted the aura of a top-grade work was immediately bent when it struck…
It was a counterfeit and a blatant one at that! Just like he had changed a few names of ‘Heavenly Wind’ and counterfeited it…
After this warning, no books containing anything other than techniques or cultivation arts were sent in exchange for equipment. While Ninebless was a bit disappointed, Heifeng Jiansui was content that the message was received.
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