Academy days part 1~

~~Sarutobi pov~~

(Saru)' it has been 7 years since i have reclaimed my hat , hah minato i should be in retirement right know, i am tired' i started thinking while walking on the streets of konoha, going to a particular apartment complex.

'Even so those two are a handful minato, they are geniuses of another level, not even Itachi comes close and i am considering him to be the next hokage, while they are quite tame, most of the time, when they are attacked, they start beating people within an inch of their life, i have seen many civilians, genin and chunnin on tge hospital with horrifing injuries, most are debilitated for life' sigh' they remind me of a young tsunade and kushina'

I stopped at the door to pick them up, today is october 10th, and the day of the kyuubi festival, and they have been wanting to see it since they were little, but i warned them of the dangers, like being targeted by the villagers who lost their families.

Since the dissapearence of 1000 villagers, and the old civilian council, the hate towards the kyuubi has been slowly dissapearing, and with a new serial killer appearing lately, they got other things to fear.

'I can't believe we still haven't caught the killer yet it has been three years and more than 500 people have died in brutal ways in their home, the only thing we can identify are the severe torture the victim has, and the smile face painted with blood in the scene, the uchiha police force have their hands tied with this one, they even thrown their uchiha pride away and asked help from other clans, but not even nara shikaku is even close to unmasking the murderer, unfortunately, it seems that the uchiha are planing to take control of konoha by a coup, fugaku your son is such a great ninja but you are so stupid to think that a single clan could win a civil war, but i can't let them continue their plans, i got at least a year to reach a peaceful agreement, losing the sharingan would be a waste after all.'

I reached the door and knocked slightly.

A few moments later a boy with slightly spiked sun kissed blond hair and teal eyes with a handsome face, he was 4'2" in height and was wearing a black yukata, he had an air of aloofness.

(Naruto)" Welcome saru-oji want to come in and have tea? We still have 20 minutes until the festival starts"

(Sarutobi)"if its not much trouble naruto-kun"

I entered, and inside was very luxurios, there were a lot of expensive furniture inside, and it seems they have done some expanding, after all this apartment complex is abandoned, everyone who lived here left after they started living here, even the landlord, leaving behind the deeds to the land around it.

(Naruto)"Narumi, saru-oji has arrived so bring one more cup of tea"

(Narumi)"hai onii-chan"

A melodios voice hit my ears, a girl about 4'1" tall came with a tray with three cups and the tea, she had a mix of hair colors resembling the sunset 'the shades of yellow, red, and orange i can see it comes from her parents but where does the slight pink comes from, and those shades of blue, hm a mistery i might never know' she had an absolute perfect face with alluring royal purple eyes 'she is going to be the most beutiful kunoichi in the world no doubt about that, even so both minato and kushina had plenty of beuty but their children take it to a next level i hope they don't have to deal with fangirls and fanboys but thats wishfull thinking, i just hope they hold back their strengh in the academy, i don't want them permanently damaging a clan heir if i can help it' she had a red yukata with flowers as decoration, she also had a white lily in her hair, and it was combed neatly, her hair was about mid back in length and was silky straight.

(Narumi)"here, its green tea"

she served us tea in the cup, i picked it up and took a little sip 'this is really good, how can she make such good tea at this age'.

After some minutes i started talking to them

(Sarutobi)"Have you two thought about what you want to do in the future? if not you can be a ninja in the service of the village, the will of fire..."

~~Narumi pov~~

After the boring lecture was over, the gist of it was 'You two are the village nukes, although the civilian side has been mistreating you, you can still gain their respect and acceptance, your parents which i will not name were in the list of the greatest killers of all time but we call them heroes, even if their kill count reaches the millions, so its in your blood to follow their footsteps, oh look we have this thing called will of fire, its basically indocrination, a creed to put blind faith in your village, basically a religion, as i said earlier you are nukes, deterents of war, we can't let you go untrained while tensions are high between us and kumo and they have complete control over one of their nukes blah blah ...' man did canon naruto not notice this? Of course not he only had the old monkey, and when he saw the hokage position as a means to gain respect, he jumped at the chance, and entered the academy 2 years early at 6 years the result was he god held back 2 times because of bad grades, the reason he came to convince us is because we haven't shown interest, i wanted to confirm my theories of the old man manipulating canon naruto to become a ninja, and this is the proof, and with the uchiha massacre next year we won't be able to graduate early.

(Narumi)"of course old man, one day i will take the hat from you, just you wait, that's a promise" of course i will become hokage its all part of the keikaku ufufu~

(Naruto)"if imouto-chan wants to become a ninja then i guess i can be one too" oh we became such good actors its funny he wouldn't be able to reconize a lie if it were thrown in his face.

(Sarutobi)'thats a relief' " then lets go to the festival.."

Safe to say we made a good impression, after all we were acconpanied personally by the monkey, most were enamered by our 'warm' and 'kind' personality, even so it seems only the clans recognize us as the jinchuurikis, most of the civilians and low level ninja who remembered what we looked like are dead now, i don't even think they remembered what happened to the kyuubi anymore, and the name uzumaki was erased completely, only the coumpound remaining, so we didn't have any hiccups there, and most of the ninja are neutral to us anyway, we also met some of the konoha eleven, and most of them are brats, even though they still have the personality from canon, huh i guess its just a phase, they still need some maturing to do,

Kiba is annoying, he is so arrogant and thinks he can become an 'alpha', he thinks i belong to him as some kind of prize, what the hell he is already that horny as a kid? At least kurenai will put some sense into the dog, if not naruto might neuter him for looking at me the wrong way, sasuke is kind of shy but he has a superior air around him, i guess the 'uchiha pride' settled in early, he seemed to form a crush on me if the blush is any indication, itachi was slightly stunned by my appearance but otherwise was emotionless, ino was infatuated with my brother grr.. i want to kill that bitch for some reason, my onii-chan is not a piece of meat you can look at the market and drool, he belongs to ME.. wait wha.. forget what i said.. moving on..

Shikamaru was lazy as usual and didn't want to come but was being dragged by his mother all over the place, poor guy, and and shino was a complete introvert, well what can i say, we didn't encounter the others but the festival is big and theres a lot of people in the croud so im not to worried, we can meet them later on when the academy starts.

The rest of the night was spending playing games in the fair, eating some good food, gambling and winning against the old monkey and 3 unfortunate victims caught by my microscopic chains drunk in separate alleys completely crushing tgeir chests, then painting the wall with their blood, the only thing remaining was a smiling face all in all a fun night.

After all i love to give fugaku and the uchiha police more work to do.

~~4 months later~~

Its February, the start of the academy, we woke up early and took a bath together, *nosebleed*, brother has already some definiton showing in his body and that package downstairs, safe to say he is above average in that area, he is almost the size of an adult, uzumaki genes are terrifying , what don't blame me for checking my brother out he was also looking at me with intense eyes roaming around my body, i can't blame him my body promises much in the future. After the bath we put on clothes we are going to wear, after all canon naruto all the characters had a style of clothing, and it seems the same in this universe for some reason, my clothes are a detailed dress that reaches my thights, the colors are black and purple with red laces on the back the dress only goes until the chest area a pretty neclace onii-chan gave to me rest on my neck, i then put pure black stockings and a dark brown leather shoe 'the foot wear in narutoverse sucks so i made my own'. Onii-chan had a dark grey, white striped button up shirt black trousers with a metal buckle and black leather shoes, these clothes wouldn't be for ninja but however we seal masters so the clothes have varios seals like self cleaning for when my clothes are showered ibn blood and gore , form fitting so we only need these when we hit our growth spurt, and nigh indestructibility, the shoes have also noise suppressant seals as the soles may cause some noise while walking, i worked hard to make these clothes mou, yes i made them myself onii-chan is too lazy to learn sewing, and leatherworking.

We then have a small breakfast, and while we can go without eating and sleeping, it is still a small luxury and hobby, and also why would i stop cooking food that puts Souma to shame.

We arrive early in the classroom, and is pretty large almost the size of some rooms in university.

'It seems there are various rooms, normally the other years would have more or less 5000 kids who want to be a ninja but with the kyuubi attack a lot of babies born that year died so the number of students will be greatly reduced this year, but it doesn't matter, a part of them will drop out in the coming years, the other will be put on the roster and be forgotten as cannon fodder, and only the cream of the crop will have jounin instructors, and even then only those who pass the second test will be able to have a jounin teaching them.

We pick the last chairs on the side of the window looking at the academy ground like true anime protagonist, like i said the room resembles an auditorium there are circular tables and the last ones are elevated, on the front there is a large black board.

A few minutes later the classroom is completely filled, but most of these faces are canon fodder, they are only there for my amusement in the taijutsu matches, the only important people here are the clan heirs, and they are already here, kiba, sasuke, chouji, hinata, ino, shino, then there is sakura and sai is here too, so a root has manage to get here huh.

Then the two teachers arrived, so its iruka and mizuki, well they better not sabotage us or they are going to wake up one mornibg without an arm or leg.

(Narumi)' now they will start the the 'speech' more like start of indocrination into the will of fire nonsense' 'yep INSERT BORING SPEECH HERE'

(Iruka)"now lets start with indroductions come here in the front say your name, likes, dislikes, , hobbies and dreams ..."

And one by one the students rose and walked up front and indroduced themselves most of them are of no concern but the clamn heirs are interesting, the most impprtant ones are sakura and and sasuke as they are little diferent, sasuke seems to idolize his brother and his dream is to surpass him, and sakura is still meek, good at leat they won't annoy us for a while. Oh its my turn

I walk in front, drawing blushes from every guy and the jealous looks from the felamles, i am really vain aren't i,

(Narumi)"My name is narumi uzumaki im seven years old, my likes are onii-chan, training, good food" 'and killing' " my dislikes are people who look down on me and onii-chan, my hobbies are cooking, sewing, training, and spending time with onii-chan, my dream is to be the hokage" ' of course i need the position for my plans ufufu~'

The rest of tge day was spend listening to history, doing some exercises and begining to work the katas for the academy taijutsu, boring~ there is still no competition~

(Narumi)" so Hiroi going to tell his adress yet?~"

(Hiroi)"AHHHHGRH, ghh go to hell bitch, i will not betray my boss ARGHR .."

We were in one of the buildings in the red light district, currently i was interrogating the branch member of the fire country mafia for the location of the boss~

(Narumi)"Ahn such loyalty, such conviction, but will you be the same after i crush your feet~" "earth release: mobile core" the roof fell down on his feet and *CRUNCH*.

(Hiroi)GAHHHHHHH..."

Ah thats it scream more for me~

(Narumi)" so fire capital, ah boring not even huim knew the leader's location, but it will be more fun this way" i lick my lips.

The next month passed by peacefully well there were a few hiccups now and again, the most cruel creature is a human kid after all, they learned we were both orphans, the jealousy of our abilities.

We started sparring pretty earlier then expected...

This girl called ami is grating on my nerves she is always comenting about how i am a slut for robbing the attention of the boys grr.. annoying

(Iruka)" saa let's spar today most of you got the katas down lets practice it against each other... seventh match narumi vs ami"

I lick my lips

(Ami)"its time to put your pretty face down" her face twisted into rage as she charged towards me with the intention to punch

Ah its not my fault you are that ugly, i she punches but i do a step vack and she hits nothing but air, i the extend my right leg and kick her right into her knee completely crushing it.

She hits the ground and screams to high heaven, and everyone turns their attention to the downed girl

(Iruka)"S-shousha narumi uzumaki"

(Narumi)"gomen my foot slipped" i started approaching the downed girl "but its your fault for being so weak" i wispered into her ear.

(Iruka)"Mizuki take her to the medical wing .. next match .. "

Ah ami with an injury like that you will never be a ninja

The next day as predicted iruka announced that ami would not be returning to the academy as the medics couldn't save her leg, another incident was where naruto defended hinata from a group of bullies, i guess her love will form from this, hmm it seems that sakura has finally gained some self confidence, she and ino gave been friends for a while now, and her fan girl attitude will form soon ufufu~ i have some great plans for her, i wonder what face she will make in absolute despair, i wonder, the uchiha massacre will happen soon, i wonder if we should torment itachi a little~, and shisui, mother's student he didn't even visited us once, even though he knows we are her children, i will be paying a visit soon~ ah so many options, the question is should i kill sasuke now at the tender age of 8, or later? Which one will cause itachi the most grief~, which one will spark the most chaos~ i can't wait~ things will become hectic soon~