Dex's POV;

“Here we are, it's not really the biggest place, but it still has a living room, a bathroom, a kitchen, my bedroom and two storage rooms. We will make one of the storage rooms into your room, so you have to sleep in my room for tonight”, she said and began to take off her armour.

“My room is along the corridor. Just make yourself comfortable”, she said with her back to me and I walked to her room. And grew a massive smirk as I saw something on the bed.

“Yuugao-nee, I found something funny”, I shouted and I heard a crash before Yuugao came running.

“Naruto”, she said frantically and rushed inside her room, where she found me sitting on the bed with a 16 centimetre long and 3-centimetre thick dildo in my hands.

“What is that? Is that a toy?”, I asked innocently and inspected it.

“Put that down Naruto”, she asked pleadingly and with a red face.

“Why? Is it a toy?”, I asked again.

“Yes, that is a toy. But only for adults”, she said shamefacedly and moved slowly closer.

“I'm adult enough to play with all toys”, I said defiantly.

“But it is a toy only for women”, she said and tried to take it away from me, only for me to evade her. I then switched the vibrator function on and made a gleeful shout.

“Cool, look it's vibrating”, I said and showed her the dildo. Her face was beet red. She then used Chakra to increase her speed and took the dildo so fast away, she could've given the Raikage a run for his money.

“That is not a toy for you Naruto, please listen to what I say”, she then said and put the dildo on a night stand.

“Okay”, I said with a pout and she looked glad to get the topic away from me.

“Come, we'll take a bath and then go to sleep. And tomorrow we'll buy new things for you”, she said suggestively. I tried to protest, saying that I'm able to wash and that I'm old enough, or that I already bathed today. She heard none of it and simply carried me inside the bathroom.

Normally I'm up for any naked bathing scenes but the thing is.... I'm somewhat shy as a male when it's not about sex.

I don't know why, but I can't stand it to be seen naked. I need at least my boxers.

So it came down to me being red like a tomato, while she was giggling on my account.

Well, at least she didn't try to wash me... more than thrice.

We then went to bed.

The next morning I found myself in a deja vu. The last time I tricked someone into adopting me I was also in the exact same position.

I found myself in two squishy mountains. Ok, Yuugao's weren't mountains, more like hills. B to C sized hills. But still squishy and comfortable. There were only three bad things.

Firstly I am an almost four-year-old child, so no reaction on my side, other than my thoughts.

Secondly, I want to see her as a sister and I'm not into incest if I'm not sleeping with a clone of mine. That is considered masturbating in my books.

And thirdly I suffered the great blissful doom. Also called “Boob Suffocation”.

I wiggled myself out of her grasp and then started to poke her cheek.

A trained ANBU, like her only needed thirteen pokes to awake.

“Mumumu, morning”, she said, while rubbing her eyes and sat up. Her hair was all over the place and looked really funny.

“Morning Yuugao-nee”, I replied and jumped out of the bed and put the clothes I got yesterday on.

Yuugao also got out of the bed and took her t-shirt off. She slept with panties and a simple oversized t-shirt, no bra.

“What are we going to do today?”, I asked and watched as she got dressed.

“We're going to the Hokage and will do the paperwork for your official adoption. After that we will buy needed things, like clothes, a toothbrush and so on”, she replied and went to the kitchen, where she began to make a simple breakfast.

“I'm sorry, but I only have long lasting things in my house. I'm not often home, so I never bother with buying things that get bad easily”, she apologised and put a bowl of cereal in front of me.

“It's okay, I never got something else than dried bread”, I answered and began to eat. My inventory and my habit to loot and stockpile everything was a true blessing.

“But you don't look like that”, she asked confused.

“I don't know why, it just was always like that”, I replied and a knowing gaze filled her eyes. She must think it's because of the fox. That could be true, at least half of it. The fox can prolong starvation and allows me to eat anything that can be chewed.

In reality, I always ate my favourite things, still hot, out of my inventory.

“You won't have to eat dried bread ever again”, she said determinedly. After that, we ate in silence. After that, she shunshined us both to the Hokage office.

Yuugao then knocked on the door and we entered after we heard the “come inside”.

The Hokage sat behind his desk, paperwork was piling up like mountains. Three, over a metre tall, paperwork mountains were on his desk and I finally saw the terror that is paperwork.

Good thing I know the way to defeat it. And I'm so going to rub it in the faces of each Kage.

“Ah Yuugao-san, good morning. And this must be Dexter-kun you've written about in your report”, said the Hokage, playing his role. There were eleven other signatures in the room. One of them is probably a new ROOT ANBU, send by Danzo, to replace the lost one from yesterday.

“Yes Hokage-sama, I wish to adopt Dex-kun here”, said Yuugao while kneeling.

“I see, your report stated that you found him during a bandit extermination mission. You wrote that his mother asked you to take care of him. Is that true?”, he said and Yuugao replied with a shouted yes.

“Well, I certainly see why you took such a liking to you. He has the same hair and eyes. I don't see why not. You're a capable Kunoichi and this experience will help you, once you have your own children. I already have the paperwork finished, you only have to sign with your name”, he continued and gave Yuugao a huge pile of paperwork. However, it didn't look like the mountain got any smaller. It even looked like it got higher. What is this trickery?

“Thank you Hokage-sama”, Yuugao said and signed a few dozen papers.

“You don't have to thank me for something like that. Helping a child is always something I gladly do”, he replied in his grandfatherly tone.

“You may go then”, he then said and we left. We gave the signed papers to a secretary who is responsible for denizens and village population affairs.

“And now we're going shopping, the Hokage is paying”, said Yuugao cheerfully as we exited the Hokage Tower. She was still a woman and most women like to buy new things. Even if they aren't their own.

I spent my next two hours as a dress up doll for a lot of clothes, until we came to an agreement on black boots, black pants with red flames on the side and a black shirt.

“So Dex-kun, what can you tell me about your training?”, she asked as we ate something in a street shop.

“I only tried to control my Chakra and some light training for my body. I couldn't show them what I was doing”, I answered and she nodded.

“So you can do the leaf exercise?”, she asked and I gave my own nod.

“Yes, I also am able to make myself stronger. I push the Chakra in my body parts and then I'm able to run faster and hit harder”, I said and she looked impressed.

“That is very advanced”, she praised and ruffled my hair. I should mention it, my hair is as short as that of the original Naruto. It always got cut to that length by the caretakers.

“Next thing on our list are Ninja supplies”, she said when we were finished and we walked to a weapons shop.

“This shop is the most renowned weapon shop in Konoha. You can find anything here”, Yuugao said and we walked inside. The whole place was filled with weapon stacks and rows of armours and other things needed for the life of a Ninja. We walked inside and the doorbell was rung.

“Welcome, how may I help you?”, asked a big man behind the counter. “Oh Uzuki-san didn't know you have a brother”, he then added as he looked up from the counter.

“I adopted him yesterday. I was on a mission and found him. Bandits had captured him and his mother. She didn't make it and I promised her to take care of him. But you could really think that we are related. Might be the reason why I agreed”, she answered and he gave a sad nod in condolence.

“We need two Shuriken and Kunai sets”, said Yuugao, before she turned to me and said;” Dex-kun, please look around and take a weapon that feels right to you. Don't take a cool looking one. You have to feel a weapon. Only take one that feels comfortable. Come back when you've found one and we will look for some training clothes”.

“Yes Yuugao-nee”, I replied and made me on my way. I already knew which weapon I want to use and I also have it in my inventory. Now I only have to find the same kind and I'm all good.

I walked around and saw many different kinds of weapons. Nodashis, Katanas, Wakizashis, a Gunbai, a sickle, a morning star, trench knives and even Tonfas. They also had European weapons like a Flamberge, Broadsword, Zweihander or Cutlass.

I walked through the rows until I heard a giggling. Interested in the origin of this giggling I followed the sound and found a girl, maybe a year older than me, sitting on the ground with the weapon I want in her hands. The weapon was too long for both of us and she could barely lift it.

It was a Two Blade Sword. So basically two swords put together at the handle.

The handle was between 40 and 50 centimetres long with a Japanese styled weapon on each end.

“Hi”, I said from behind the girl and I must've surprised her because she let the weapon fall down.

“Ehehehehe, hi”, she said a little red and turned around.

It was TenTen in small, not that she was really tall, to begin with.

“My name is Dex, what were you doing?”, I asked.

“I'm TenTen. Weapons are cool. Dad made this one today and I want to learn to fight with every weapon in existence”, she said determined and I simply nodded.

“Can I have the weapon? My Nee-san and I are looking for things I need to have for my training”, I said.

“You want to have this two-bladed sword?”, she asked and I nodded. She then gave it to me, alas reluctantly.

“Here, Dad will make another one, I hope”, she then said and I lifted the sword. It was heavy and I could only lift it with ease because I'm enhancing my strength through Chakra.

“Woah you're strong,” she said in amazement.

“Yeah, I have to go back. Nee-san said I also need clothes”, I replied.

“Clothes are that way, I can help you”, she said and already began to walk. I just shrugged my shoulders and followed her.

The clothes section had a big variety in every category of clothes. There were armours, enhanced clothes, sandals in every colour, boots, cloaks, trousers, mash-shirts and even masks.

We began to look for my things and Yuugao-nee and the man came over when they heard us talking.

“Which weapon did you choose Dex-kun?”, asked Yuugao-nee.

“This one”, I said and pointed to the double bladed sword that was leaning on a wall.

“Hmm, that is not a usual weapon and hard to master. I don't think there is a skilled user in Konoha”, said the man in thoughts.

“I don't mind, I like that one”, I replied cheerfully and then looked at Yuugao-nee.

“Yuugao-nee, can I really choose whatever I like? Wouldn't it be better to buy normal and cheap clothes?”, I asked and she smiled kindly before replying;“You can choose whatever you like Dex-kun”.

“But I'll outgrow them really fast. They are too good and expensive to throw them away a few month after buying them”, I replied.

“You do have a point, but I have enough money and good gear is as important as good skill. A Ninja with flawed gear will die the moment his weapon or armour forsakes him”, she said in a lecturing tone and I reluctantly nodded.

At the end, I got the two bladed swords, and two sets of black pants and black t-shirts as well as a pair of black boots. Yuugao-nee tried to buy more sets but I disagreed. I can only wear one at a time and the other one can be washed in the meantime. She asked what I would do if one of them gets destroyed, to which I suggested to simply buy a new one. The new one will fit me better anyway. That shut her down, as she didn't find a counter argument and we left.

We then bought normal clothes, which were mostly black with neon green linings.

After that, we bought furniture, which we send to her apartment.

The last thing on our list were groceries. It didn't take long to buy them and we finished our shopping spree around noon.

The furniture was already delivered and I helped her to clean the storeroom, before we put my new things inside. We finished in the evening and ate something she cooked before she dragged me inside the bath.

The next day Yuugao-nee told me that she had to leave for a mission and will be back in a few hours. I'm allowed to go out and play but have to be back before it gets dark.

I agreed and gave her a goodbye hug. Rufus's death showed me how easily it is to die in this world.

She left and I run into my room and took the Forbidden Scroll of Konoha out of my inventory.

I opened it and read over the Jutsu inside. There weren't only Kinjutsu, but also other high ranked ones. Instructions on the Rasengan, Hiraishin or Temple of Nirvana. The Kinjutsu like the Shadow Clone, Explosive Shadow Clone, and Blood Clone were also inside of it. I also found the Edo Tensei. But not every Kinjutsu was inside. I couldn't find the instructions for the eight gates or Tsunade's healing technique.

The first thing I did was reading the section about Shadow Clones. It was written in Kanji, which is most likely why Naruto didn't know shit about this technique. He was self-taught. And I think he only knew the seals.

Shadow Clones;B-Rank

The Shadow Clones are a pure Chakra manipulation technique. This Jutsu was created by the second Hokage Tobirama Senju. It is said that he based it on the normal Bunshin. It is considered as a Kinjutsu for its high Chakra usage and the possible brain overload from its secondary trait.

Shadow Clones distribute the Chakra of the summoner evenly among themselves, which makes them impossible to discern from the user. They are able to interact with the world in a physical way and can Jutsu on their own.

They are perfect for surveillance and spying. As their secondary trait allows the user to regain the memories of the Shadow Clone after its dispersement.

Warning! This may cause heavy headaches or in rare cases unconsciousness. The dispersement also transfers the exhaustion of the clone. This can lead to death if not used rightly.

It is only recommended to use them sparsely as they require the amount of Chakra a normal Genin has.

A Genin would die from a single use, while a Chunin will be exhausted. The only ones recommended for use are Jonin and Kage.

Funny thing is the Jutsu had the same signs as the Blood Clone, with only one sign in difference.

I went through the signs and put as much Chakra inside the Jutsu as I would need for the Blood Clone. The result was fascinating and showed the difference between both Jutsu. I didn't make one clone, I made thirty.

“Hey boss, this didn't go as planned”, said a clone cheekily.

“Yeah”, I replied dryly and took my book for Fuinjutsu out.

“Here, copy this book a dozen times, then make groups and learn from it. I'm going out and search for the library. Maybe I can get inside and there are a few low ranked Jutsu for civilians. We need Naruto's original Henge. And I think I know how he managed to create a solid Henge”, I said and they began to work.

“One of you will dispel when you're finished or Yuugao-nee comes back. Not all at once, as it may cause unneeded effects”, I said as I left and they waved at me.

I asked a few people and quickly found the library.

I walked inside but was stopped by the librarian. She was an old woman with big ass glasses on her nose.

“Hello dear, where are your parents?”, she asked with a friendly smile and I'm interested to see how she would react if she knew that I'm the Kyuubi-Brat.

“I'm alone, I want to search for a book”, I replied.

“Do you have a library card?”, she asked and I shook my head in denial.

“Then I'm sorry to say that I can't let you inside. You need a library card”, she said in an apologetic tone.

“Can I have one?”, I asked.

“Sorry, you need to be 10 or your parents need to apply for one if you want to have one”, she said.

“Okay”, I said and left. Dammit. Okay, next thing on my list, a training ground.

Where are training grounds? I always trained in the park. Well, the forest outside of Konoha would do as well. I only need a few trees for my exercise.

This plan didn't work as well, the gate guards forbid me to leave on my own. I asked them for directions to a training ground and they laughed before waving me off.

Being a child has its demerits. So I did the only thing left and strolled around. I finally found a training ground after three hours of walking. I also found a few compound. The Hyuuga and Uchiha have the biggest. While the Inuzuka smelled like dog. The Aburame had insects flying over theirs and the Nara, Akimichi and Yamanaka clan looked pretty normal. A bunch of houses surrounded by a wall.

The training ground was occupied by a group of unknown Genin and their Jonin instructor. So I left.

A few minutes later I got the knowledge of a dispersed clone. They finished copying the book for the first time and I was impressed with the things that stood inside the book.

The clone only remembered a few things about the copied book. I never read the content, when I'm copying something. But that what he remembered. told me that the investment will be well paid off.

It has over two dozen chapters. The first is the introduction into Fuinjutsu and it's origin. With a detailed explanation about the Sage of the Six Paths(Rikudo Sennin) who sealed the Juubi inside him. And the Uzumaki Clan that was once a part of the Senju and as such descendants of the Rikudo Sennin.

After that came a list of necessary tools. Like Chakra infused ink or blood. And later, with more mastery, your own chakra.

The first ten chapters with actual Fuinjustus was about anything a normal seal master will need to know. The eleventh to fifteenth chapter were Fuinjutsu only known to the Uzumaki and are above the first ten chapters. The five chapters after that were about forbidden sealing techniques, like the Edo Tensei and how you make the orders for your target.

Five more chapters were about curses and the last two had sealing techniques of the Rikudo Sennin himself.

The best thing about the book was that it can detect seals in it surroundings and will then put them in the different chapters for later use. So it's a never finished book, that grows larger with time.

I processed the information from my clone and got new information directly afterwards. It seems like my Blood Clone also gets the knowledge of my clones and I his.

This is brilliant! This way I only need to train and °Naruto° will get stronger on the side. He only needs to train his body.

I also got the memories about an attack last night. A man with a mask stopped the attacker. Must be my ANBU guard.

The clone also has problems with buying anything. He wasn't able to buy any groceries or other things, as the people kicked him out of their shops. So he was living off of the few things that he got from Kakashi on the first day.

Now I have a reason for asking about the Henge. But I also have to tell them about Shadow Clones if I do that. Well, I already have an explanation for that.

So I walked back home and found my clones writing more books. Two clones were copying the already finished books and gave the copied chapters to other clones who then copied those. This decreased the needed time tremendously.

“Hi guys, you know what? Our Blood Clone gets the memories of your dispersement”, I said.

“We know, we do it as well”, was the reply I got from a clone, who was trying to balance a pen on his hand with only his Chakra. The remaining clones were doing the same.

“I could have to think about this Chakra training method”, I said and walked around the house. It wasn't dirty in itself. Some things were thrown around and dust was on almost all things. Yuugao-nee is probably rarely at home.

I made ten new clones and tasked them to clean the house. They all began to move, while I went back to the clones who were training and took part in the pen balancing training, which was quite hard. The pen always launched itself away from my hand.

As if I use way too much Chakra. The leaf sticking exercise worked, so why not this one as well?

“Hey, does anyone know why it's not working?”, I asked my clones and they all began to think.

“Maybe we have too much Chakra?”, suggested one of them.

“Yeah, Naruto had the same problem. His reserves were so large, that he couldn't use low ranked Jutsu. This could also be the case with Chakra exercise”, tried another to explain.

“But why did the leave exercise and the training inside of us work?”, questioned a third.

“I think because it was inside and not on the outside. If I understand the way, Chakra comes out of us correctly, then we are like floodgates. Whenever we try to let some Chakra out, we flood the whole gate and every Jutsu or exercise gets overpowered. We don't have these gates inside of us and the leaf did stick to us, like glue. I think the leaf exercise isn't meant for Chakra monster like us. More for civilians, who have to build their Chakra”, was my answer and they all nodded.

“Then what?”, one of them asked the question we all had.

“We need to start with something bigger, something that doesn't need fine control, like tree climbing. It will still be hard, but clones will be able to solve that problem”, I answered and we all stopped with the exercise, as it was useless as of now.

“Let us help the others with cleaning the house”, suggested one and we all nodded.

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Third Person POV;

Yuugao's day was not eventful per se, she had to watch the Blood Clone of her now adopted brother.

Brother, this will take her some time to get used to. She lived alone since she was 13, he parents died during the Third Great Shinobi War. They were Ninja like her and protected a small village from Iwa Ninja. Reinforcements came, but they had no medics and the main camp was too far away.

But she had friends, Anko and Kurenai. Both helped her with the loss and then there was her Sensei, Kushina. Yes, Naruto's mother was her Jonin Sensei and it's one reason why she knows that Naruto is her son. And why she wants to help him as best as she could.

She still couldn't believe how her beloved village could do something so cruel and barbaric as torturing a baby not even a year old.

But that is now no longer the case and she will make sure to give Naruto, or Dexter as he is now called, a happy life.

Dexter was such a cute boy and intelligent. She already saw how smart he was. He knew a lot more words than any other almost four-year-old child she has seen. Well except Nara children.

Yuugao opened her entrance door and shouted;” I'm home”. Also, something she has to get used to.

She took her shoes off and walked into the living room, where she was greeted by a strange sight.

Easily two dozen four-year-old and purple haired children were running around. Four were cleaning the floor, two the windows, another three the furniture and it looked like six were in a heated discussion about washing clothes. One of them had one of her sexier bras in his hands.

“What?”, she asked stunned and a lot of heads snapped in her direction.

“” Yuugao-nee! You're back “”, was the greeting she got simultaneously from each Dexter.

“Dex-kun, what is the meaning of this?”, she asked as she got her composure back. She wasn't an ANBU for nothing.

“I tried the Blood Clone without blood and this happened. They are like me, but one of the stumbled as he cleaned a wardrobe and fell. He hit his head and went °Poof°. Then I got his memories. They are so cool”, said one of them. Hopefully the original.

Now she knew, he got lucky and changed one of the signs. The Shadow Clones and Blood Clones have almost the same signs, with just one different.

“I see, and this doesn't tire you?”, she asked a little worried. Shadow Clones and the Blood Clone aren't Kinjutsu for nothing. They need large amounts of Chakra. She herself can only create 15 Shadow Clones.

“Nope, but I learned something else”, he said and got sad rightly after.

“Is something wrong? Are you hurt?”, she asked in worry.

“Not me, but Naruto. He isn't able to buy anything in the stores and had to eat the remains Kakashi gave him. We need to do something or he will starve”, he said in a solemn tone.

It indeed caught her attention. Naruto, Dexter's Blood Clone, tried to go into a few shops but was always kicked out.

“Hmm, yes, that wouldn't be good. I think I could teach you the Henge no Jutsu”, she said in thought and was silently surprised that the Blood Clone also gets the memories of his clones.

“”Cool “”, shouted each Dexter.

“Ok Dex-kun, do these signs and put a little bit Chakra into it”, she then said and showed him the signs and changed into him as she finished.

“This is a Henge, the more you can imagine the better the transformation will look. But it's not a physical transformation. You won't be taller or stronger”, she explained and released the Henge.

Dexter then slowly went through the signs and put Chakra inside. She, as she was also a sensor, felt that it was way too much Chakra. As much as he would have needed for his Blood Clone. It seems like he isn't able to control his output. He must've too much Chakra for that.

Later today she has to teach him the tree walking exercise. That exercise will be able to help him. It uses more Chakra than the other exercises and needs less control.

A small cloud ripped her out of her thoughts and she saw herself as the cloud cleared.

It was an exact copy.

“How do I look?”, Dexter asked and walked over to her.

“A very good first try. But why did you put so much Chakra into it?”, she asked to make sure her suspicion was right.

“I don't know how to put less into it”, he said still in her form and then hugged her. She froze.

Not because of the hug, she was glad that he would hug her so fast after meeting her. No, because she felt his arms on her shoulders, which shouldn't be possible. Dexter only reaches up to her hips.

He also looked confused and released the Henge and then stepped back and looked at his hands.

“I thought I wouldn't be taller or could touch with the Henge?”, he then asked. She did as well.

“Thought so as well”, she said and tried to find a solution for why this happened.

“Well, you did overpower the Jutsu, so maybe it created a new one. A solid Henge. A little bit like the Bunshin and Shadow Clone. Both don't have an element and I once heard that the Shadow Clone is based on the Bunshin”, she then said and was satisfied with that explanation.

“It would be an A-Rank Jutsu”, she added and Dexter looked happy that he found an A-Rank Jutsu.

“But Dex-kun, what were you doing?”, she then asked and looked around. The house looked cleaner and more orderly. In her shame, she has to confess, that she wasn't the tidiest person. Her job took a lot of time and was very taxing, so she had no spirit to also clean the house, more than necessary.

“I thought of cleaning. I want to do something for you. But I don't know how much washing powder I have to use”, he answered and she let a squeal out and hugged him. He was just so cute when he acted all mature.

“You don't have to do that for me”, she said and squeezed a little harder.

“Yuugao-nee, I need...air”, came muffled from between her breasts and she noticed that she is suffocating him. She quickly let him go.

“So, can you dissolve the clones, so that I can make something for us to eat?”, she then asked and the room was filled with °poofs° and smoke.

She then made some food and they talked about their day. She learned that he wanted to learn how to read and tried to go into the library, but was send away, as he doesn't have a library card.

“Dex-kun, do you know what's next week?”, she asked as she got an idea.

“No”, he replied.

“The 30th October”, she said happily.

“So Piñata Day”, was his only statement and she was painfully reminded that he never had a good and not painful birthday.

“No, it's also your birthday. What do you say, we'll invite the Hokage, that he can come under a Henge and we could eat a cake?”, she asked and hoped that he will agree.

“We could do that, but why?”, he asked.

“A birthday is something that has to be celebrated. That is also the case for you”, she said and thought on the side that is more so for him than for most others. Only his birth made it possible to seal the Kyuubi.

“Okay”, he simply agreed.

“What do you wish?”, she asked and he looked up at her with a puzzled look.

“You get a gift on your birthday”, she elaborated.

“I don't know, a book that teaches me to read?”, was his reply. And she agreed wholeheartedly. Someone as intelligent as Dexter has to be assisted from an early age on.

“Hmm, I'll see what I can do for you”, she said and they continued to eat.

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The pace will be a little slower now. I didn't want to stretch the initial chapters unnecessarily. I don't like it to have Dex helpless. In a pinch is ok.

Oh and i think I'll leave the name of the chapter away from now on. They will only be called 1,2,3....

It's annoying to find a matching name that isn't telling too much about the chapter.