《A guy reincarnated as a sloth and is too lazy to be a protagonist》The pains of growing up
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*Bing*
You are now max level, proceeding with evolution.
Great, finally, after the arduous effort of staying awake long enough to eat for like, a whole week, I can finally evolve to the less shitty adult form of an sloth.
Yipee...
Well at least I am going back to sleep again because of the evolution, so I'm gonna take that as a win.
...
"Yaawn..."
Congratualation for evolving into a grown green sloth.
Why doesn't this feel rewarding at all...
Status
Name: NaN
Title: The Fool
Race: Green Sloth (E+)
Lvl: 1/10
STR: D-
VIT: D-
INT: E
WIS: F
AGI: F+
CHA: E
LUC: E+
Skills:
Metabolism (B+) (Passive)
Camouflage (E+) (Passive)
Bitching (F) (Active)
Nice, finally better..wait, why is my charm worse now?
Children are naturally more appealing to the eye and get a bonus to charm to make the parents less likely to abandon it, now that Host is grown up, this bonus is gone and so is Host's mother.
Wait what, my mother is gone?
And so, as he notices that his mother is gone and he is laying on a lone branch, our Hero grieves, for the loss of his new mother figure which he grew to love is too great a burden to silently bear. And in his tear filled rage against the gods for tearing mother and son apart he attacked all he saw, mainly some other newly grown-up sloths which appear to be a lot less concerned about their mothers disappearing, with his only known attack-
"NOOOO! WHO THE FUCK WILL CARRY ME TROUGH THIS SHITTY GAME NOW, WHERE WILL I GET MY FREE milk EXP ? I SUCK AT RPG'S, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MIN-MAX, WHO THE FUCK AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO KILL AS A FUCKING SLOTH, I HATE THIS GAME, I WANT TO TALK TO THE MANGAER! TO THHEEE MANAAAAGEEEEER!!!"
Bitching improved to F+
Our Hero, in his hard working ways, truly never misses an opportunity to better his skills.
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