《How Do You QA Test a Tsundere Android!?》Test 19: Shut Down
Advertisement
“Yes! I won!”
Lily jumps on the sofa in excitement after finally snatching victory from me. Well, I half-gave it to her.
Her mastery of word chain has clearly leveled up quite a lot, but she still fails to expose my cheats.
“I’m amazing, right?”
She draws closer and looks at me with her glittering, overly excited eyes.
“Y-yeah, you are great.”
I retreat a little, then give her a good pat on the head. She enjoys being stroked, like a purring kitten.
“Ah! H-hmph!”
She suddenly snaps out of her cute deredere mode and goes tsuntsun again. Nevertheless, she doesn’t seem to mind my hand much. In fact, I think she still enjoys it despite her cold demeanor.
When it comes right after her “grand victory”, she treats patting as a fitting reward and enjoys it, even if not with 100% honesty. When I pat her for seemingly “no reason”, she doesn’t receive it nearly as well.
“I see you are getting along.”
“U-ugh!?”
I quickly remove my hand from Lily’s head and turn toward the voice.
Eric slowly enters the room and walks toward the sofa. H-how long has he been standing there!?
“Most workers here call it a day at 17:00, so you can go home for today.”
He declares as he confirms the time on his watch. Gladly, he doesn’t comment on my questionable interactions with Lily.
“Before you leave, you have to shut her down. Tell her to lay down on the bed.”
He points at the bed on which Lily was originally carried in.
“Lily, please go lay down on your bed.”
“Ah... hmph, since you beg so much....”
She makes a sad panda face and slides from the sofa. She slowly walks toward her own bed, climbs on top of it and lays down on her back.
Advertisement
After making herself comfortable on the bed, she turns toward me with a difficult expression.
“I... I hope that papa will play with me next time as well...”
She mumbles quietly in melancholy.
“Because papa, the truth is...”
She softly smiles toward me with gentle eyes.
“I lo-”
CLICK
Her speech is cut midway. She closes her eyes and falls into slumber.
“Wha...”
I turn to Eric, glaring at the remote in his hand. How dare you, Eric!? You heartless golem! Knocking out my cute little daughter in a crucial moment like that!
“This model can operate for about two days without being charged. This bed is designed to recharge her while she is laying on it.”
He nonchalantly explains as he puts down the remote, without the slightest intention to reflect on his crimes.
“She also has direct internet connection through the bed. It allows downloading updates, backuping data or anything else you configured her to do while she’s turned off.”
“Got it...”
Eric shrugs and throws me a small smile.
“Tired? Don’t worry, it’ll only get worse.”
Is that supposed to make me feel better!? Seriously, this guy is... ugh.
“The normal hours here are 9:00 to 17:00, let’s make that your schedule for now.”
He turns off the air conditioner and takes its remote.
“I’ll lock the office for you today, hopefully by tomorrow your card won’t be as useless.”
I collect my backpack and walk toward the door, throwing one final glance at the sleeping Lily before stepping out.
Eric flashes his silver card and the room is closed off, erasing Lily from my sight.
“See you tomorrow.”
He pats me on the shoulder and walks toward room 631. After returning the remote he stole, he continues onward to the right flank of the floor.
“You aren’t going home yet?”
“I said that NORMAL hours are until 17:00. Some don’t have that luxury , especially not during crunch time.”
He shrugs and smiles wryly when we part ways. I turn to the elevator, whereas he continues to his office.
After reaching the elevator, I pass my card by a reader on the wall and the door shortly opens.
And so, my first day at work is over.
Advertisement
- In Serial22 Chapters
Alfegenia-Inline
Sword Art Online — Familiar of Zero-Crossover REWRITE-ANOUNCEMENT: NOW THAT I’VE REACHED THE 20 CHAPTER MARK( 150 PAGES), I HOPE TO INCREASE THE QUALITY OF THE CHAPTERS STARTING FROM CHAPTER 1.(ESPECIALLY THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS WHICH ARE MORE LIKE A FIRST DRAFT) I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE, BUT I WILL BE OPEN TO ANY ADVISE AND SUGGESTIONS FROM ANYONE WHO REALLY ENJOYED READING MY STORY AND ARE WILLING TO MAKE THIS A BETTER STORY THAT WILL BE MORE THAN WORTHY OF YOUR TIME. (Before reading this fanfiction, I recommend that you watch the anime series “Sword Art Online” and “Familiar of Zero” first if you haven’t already as there will be spoilers.)Regular updates will be on the summer holidays as I’m a student.[Warnings are there for just in case...]
8 171 - In Serial18 Chapters
Giantslayer
Synopsis: Alain is a fledgling Giantslayer, enhanced individuals capable of killing deadly giants. But these giants are not big, they are what ancient humans would refer to as mundane animals or beasts. 'The Final Curse' as many humans call it, was a curse that shrunk down the entire human population to the size of small rodents. When the curse first occurred, the majority of the human population was eaten by beasts who are now of towering heights and sizes. But their abandoned gargantuan structures were not built for naught, the remaining humans retreated back into their now giant buildings and rebuild societies and nations inside of them. Follow Alain in his quest to right the wrongs done to his past and hunt down the elusive and mythical Elder Giants, giants capable of intellects and speech. Are they real? Alain certainly insists so despite no one believing him. But perhaps it did not matter, they were real enough to him for what they did to his family. A/N: I'm pretty new to writing creatively so I hope to improve as we move along the story. The prose I use is still fairly simple and 'plain', but I am also new to literature in general so I am hoping to improve my vocabulary as well. It should also come under no surprise that I am a non-native English speaker and writer as well. With that said, I do appreciate constructive feedback. Please don't be overly mean at least. All the chapters are rough drafts that will be edited in the future. The cover is by this user from pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4545042
8 246 - In Serial53 Chapters
I'm In Charge of SCP
Object Class: Keter Description: SCP-X is a humanoid that calls himself as "Zhang Jue" and came from a parallel universe with traits that are unaffected by most SCP anomalous objects. Long-term observational studies reveal that he has a mildly antisocial personality and loves to trash-talk. SCP-X can obtain the ability of a particular SCP anomalous object through physical contact, and the ability obtained will be adjusted accordingly to his condition. Special Containment Procedures: Special attention needs to be paid to the containment of SCP-X. (Special precautions towards themself) SCP-X should be contained in a single villa designed by a French designer, not less than 50 x 50 x 20 meters, with a garden on the top floor and a swimming pool with no less than 200 square meters in the courtyard. The Foundation shall assign a male staff member over 50 years of age, trained in British royal etiquette, who shall wear a wig 24 hours a day to assist in the management of the villa. The staff monitoring the SCP-X behavior must undergo a monthly psychological evaluation. There have been cases where staff had quit the Foundation because they could not stand the trash talk. Updates 1 chapter daily!Read up to 40 chapters on my Patreon (patreon.com/nahyesq)Full credit goes to "Walnut again"
8 249 - In Serial28 Chapters
A talk with Myself
This book contains my poems that I wrote a few years back and any poem I'll like to write. it will also contain:QuotesPoemsThoughts All by me and only me. Self written Quotes, thoughts and Poems, lettersPlease dont judge my poem by its titleThis book contains my emotions and thoughts regarding life All of this is precious to meFeel free to express your own thoughts.best ranking15-04-2022(I think wattpad was drunk)#1 in poetry out of 274 k #1 in thoughts out of 75.6k#3 in feelings out of 63.9k#4 in quotes out of 52.1k #38 in life out of275k #4 in emotions out of 25.5k #20 in poem out of 167k#9. in poems out of 86.4k #3 in poetrycollection out of 31.1k#17 in lessons out of5.6k #7 in poet out of15.2k #12/14in lifelessons nlifelesson out of 5.1k #21 in words out of16.5k#1 in selfwrittenpoems out of 10#2 in selfwritten out of 520 #30 in advice out of12.3k #1 in bestpoetry out of 43 #7 in deepthought out of 5.3k
8 183 - In Serial14 Chapters
The Alpha Heist: Paranormal Shifter Romance
Stealing one gem? How hard could it be?From the moment Mel takes the assignment, she knows that it should be impossible. But for the supernatural world's foremost thief, impossible is an irresistible challenge. Especially when the payment for this job will get her one step closer to the one thing she desperately needs. When the jobs goes belly up, she finds herself in the lion's den and facing off with the sexiest man she's ever met.The alpha keeps what's his...No one steals from Luke Torres. His fortress is legend and his pack of lions are deadly, ready to face any threat. When Luke meets Mel, she knocks his socks off with a scorching kiss, but when they meet again, they are captor and captive in a deadly gave of cat vs. cat.One alpha, one thief, and an adventure of a lifetime.
8 117 - In Serial18 Chapters
Learning To Love You (Noah X Cody)
Total Drama, named justly, has proven to Noah that making friends isn't all that easy. Come the slight chance that he actually does make a friend in Cody Anderson, the dorky, wannabe lady's man, Noah finds that it's hard not to fall in love.Cover photo does not belong to me. All characters and ideas belong to Total Drama.Completed! Under editing!Sequel posted!
8 108

