《When Plush comes to Shove》Chapter 86~ish
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-=Plush POV=-
“Right then.” Said Fallis and put her hands together..
She woke up a few hours after we’d departed from Logholm, miraculously without a hangover despite the large number of empty metal cans next to her.
As you can probably guess by the whole “A few hours after we departed” thing we’d long since left logholm, in fact we’d traveled longer than I had expected us to since it only took a day to get from big city to big city by foot, the again I suppose I may just be a bit to used to normal cars and how fast they can go on motorways back home.
Anyways, back to what Fallis was saying:
“Since we have someone new here let’s introduce ourselves.”
After saying so she looked over at Ronnie who wasn’t paying very much attention to anything other than the carriage itself.
Shiona poked her with her shoulder.
“Oh, sorry. What did you say?”
“We haven’t met you before so I said we should all introduce ourselves so we know what to call one another.”
Ronnie shrugs her shoulders.
“Fair enough. I’m Ronnie.”
“Hello Ronnie, I’m-”
“Fallis right? The guy who fell over drunk while still wearing his armor is Kosei and the guy driving with a topknot is Shro. Plush and Shiona told me.”
Ronnie then stopped paying attention to Fallis again and started looking around the carriage once more.
Fallis blanked out for a second but after coming back to her senses she asked Shiona:
“Is she always this rude?”
“I heard that!” Interrupted Ronnie before Shiona could answer.
“But are traps gay tho?” Responded Shiona without minding Ronnie’s comment.
“I'll believe that when I see it.” Muttered Fallis before opening yet another beer can while grimacing.
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“Say, mind if I have one of those?” Asked Ronnie, grabbing a can out of the pile without waiting for Fallis to answer.
*glug glug gulp*
“Fucking what is this!? CANNED WATER!?” Shouted Ronnie, almost as if she had been personally insulted by the seemingly poor quality alcohol.
“How the fuck does anyone get drunk from this!?”
“I'll have you know, missy, that us elves have been perfecting our beer for decades!”
“Well you've done a right rubbish job then haven't you!?”
Then, once more ignoring Fallis, Ronnie opened the door leading outside the carriage and heaved herself on top of it, leaving us all quite speechless.
Except for Kosei of course, he was still mumbling drunkenly in his sleep.
“Well…” Said Shiona. “I’ve never seen her react like that to… Well to anything before.”
“Maybe bad alcohol killed her parents?”
We all turn and stare at Shro.
“What? I’ve been fueled by nothing but coffee and stress for the past three days so just this once let me have my fun!”
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