"Ugh... what a brute." Seria growls, but doesn't move. She is sprawled out, lying on my chest with Rishya.

"How in the world did you have such vitality still!?" She curses.

"Can I be blamed? You are both magnificent."

Rishya and Seria snicker.

"Too magnificent by far, Elijah-sama..."

"...yet we grace you with our love." Seria finishes.

They look each other in the eye and giggle. Was Seria using that telepathy thing to achieve such a perfect sync in the timing? Surely.

Seria pushes herself up on one elbow, eying me with a scrutinising expression, and looking over her naked self as well.

"Nevertheless, this is one of the few times I have felt my body to be inconvenient." She grimaces.

"It still didn't stop me!" I laugh.

She rolls her chocolate eyes, and pokes my cheek.

"Of course not. You are an irredeemable lolicon pervert gentleman. There. I said it. Happy?"

I grin.

"Very much so, Eri!"

"Oh… shut up! You are not allowed to use that name!" She shouts.

"You didn't seem to mind a few minutes ago. In fact, I seem to recall it made you move on your own?"

She grimaces and blushes.

"That... that! Damn it boy!"

Rishya laughs.

"You can shut up as well. You are fucking terrifying!" She shouts again.

"My pleasure, Seria-sama. Didn't I say I would help you out?"

Seria gawps, and mutters 'fucking terrifying' and 'crazy bitch' under her breath repeatedly like a curse. Her potty mouth right now is enough to match Kiku's. Rishya simply laughs again.

In any case, I guess I can tick off 'loli-threesome' from my 'top ten stupid things to do before I die list'.

That list didn't actually exist of course.

"Well, Seria. Are you content now?"

"I... am..." She looks comfortable.

Then her eyes go wide and her mouth opens.

"Wait... oh gods! I...! I didn't come here for this! Damn boy!"

Seria glares and tries to leap up.

"I was searching for you two, you know! We were all worried sick!" She shouts.

Her anger is somewhat comical though as she then immediately falls flat on her face again, snuggling my chest.

"Kinah's arse!" She blasphemes in a muffled voice, ineffectually punching me in the gut in the process.

"So weak in the legs! It's your damn fault boy!" She whines.

Rishya snickers. "It is somewhat hard to move after, is it not, Seria-sama?"

"The boy's overwhelming vitality is surely to blame? Hah..."

Honestly, I was quite gentle with them. Despite her moaning, she still hasn't attempted to move herself from my chest again, though.

I snicker.

"Oh, shut up!" She shouts, flicking my head. "It cannot be helped that there are gaps in my knowledge in this circumstance!"

Oh? That’s...

"You've not had anyone in all your years, Seria-sama?" Rish asks for me.

"Ah! I-I! Ngh... no..." she goes meek and blushes.

How lonesome. I truly feel sorry for her.

"Nn... well that makes me feel better. I did have a creepy concern that my grandad might have been with you." Rishya sighs.

Uh... I didn't think of that... yeah, that might have been creepy.

"Who do you think I am!? It is not a standard practice to sleep with... students... ugh!" She facepalms. "Gods, what have I done?"

"Hehe... grandad is obsessed with boobs anyway. But I thought it might have been different when he was young."

"Ugh... no... Douglas was always that way inclined... he wouldn't shut up about it."

Rishya laughs and so do I.

I guess that explains his granddaughters. Both Rish and Yuuzu have exceptional assets, and that genetics must have come from somewhere!

Seria properly pulls herself up this time.

"Gah... I have never been so filthy since I was a child!"

"Oh!" Rishya stands as well, and I join her. "Do you need a resista..."

A buzz noise occurs, like someone using a lawn mower for a couple of seconds, and Seria actually blurs.

All of the sweat and other things seem to literally disappear.

"Ah... much better... did you say something?"

"You have a sonic shower!?" I exclaim. Seria cocks her head.

"I have no idea what 'sonn-nik' is, but yes, I can utilise the moisture here in the caverns air with a low level electric field to clean myself. It appears to be rather effective, and even gives a pleasant massaging sensation. A previous sage, the first female one, Lillianne, invented this technique." She laughs.

So yes, a sonic shower. The trekkie in me finds this amusing. I did wonder why Seria never seemed sweaty for long. It's probably too advanced a technique for my little spirit, though.

"Mmm..." she beckons, and then everything blurs in my vision and I feel a bit shocked and tickly.

Wowzers... that does feel nice.

I then feel immensely squeaky clean all over. It makes me shudder as my skin is very confused.

"This! This is brilliant for eliminating the evidence, Seria-sama!" Rishya exclaims. She has also been cleansed.

Seria's eyes go wide and she clears her throat and blushes.

"Ah... right... that was... hmmm... not an intended usage... but now you mention it..." she fidgets cutely, but then resolves herself once more with a breath.

"Frustratingly, though, it does nothing for the gloopy feeling between my legs. Though... perhaps I... didn't want that in any case." She grins strangely.

"We should probably get dressed and get back to the others." I observe, changing from this dangerous subject.

"Mmm... quite so..."

"Yes, that is for the best, Rishya." Michael comments.

Seria almost leaps into the air.

"W-What!? Your spirit!?!" Seria exclaims.

I guess that wasn't normal after all...