DominicPOV

Today, Benedict was home rather early. Normally, he should have been outside with others on a date or some other youthful event. So, arriving back home at 4 or so, Benedict asked me a rather strange question.

"Where had you been?" he asked.

"Having fun" I replied.

"With who? A guy or a girl?" he asked. Is he trying to be my mother or something? Not like we have one currently.

Come to think of it.

"Alone" I guessed.

I heard a sigh, and noticed Michelle and Titania hiding behind a sofa.

"We've been spotted, mission failed" Titania told Michelle next to her. Apparently, she had been influenced by too many James b*nd movies.

Risha was in some short pants, and a T-shirt.

What were they doing there though? some sort of roleplay?

"Anyways, bro, have you heard of the annual adventuring trip?" Benedict asked.

"Yeah why?" I replied.

"So I was thinking, if you would come along with Mitsuha of course. Along with Risha" Benedict asked.

Come to think of it, I have nothing to do at the city anyways.

"Sure" I replied.

Michelle appeared to want to speak up or something. Maybe she wanted to go as well. However her job as a tuition teacher must be stopping her. The god of study tutoring a student.

"So when is the trip gonna start?" I asked benedict.

"Oh right its.... tommorow" Benedict nervously said.

"..."

So, he wants us to get prepared to leave immediately. And Mitsuha to apply for a leave immediately as well. Come to think of it, I did sign as her legal guardian. So she probably needs my signature.

So with that as a cue, Mitsuha burst in from the frontdoor with a pen and paper.

So i signed it.

"Tommorow? That's too fast!" Michelle said.

"Yeah!" Titania replied.

"I have yet to learn the ways of cooking from Dominic, so that I can be the god of cooking, and known as the supreme overlord of the tastebuds" Titania carried on. Was she influenced by another show as well? Media is scary. And firstly, you are the god of absolute evil. I hope she remembers that, or actually it'd be better if she didn't.

I took out a recipe book from my inventory. It had been a few years since I touched it. It was a pretty nostlagtic book. It reminded me of the times where food was an issue, It was actually pretty exciting. And I passed it to Titania. And carried on with her roleplay.

"Here is my secret recipes forged through the heavenly infernal pot of cookery! If you were to master this, you may proof yourself worthy" I played along.

"OHHH" Titania trembled her arms as she took the book.

Though the title clearly says 'beginers guide to cooking'.

"I don't get what's the obsession with cooking?" Michelle asked.

"To capture a man, you must first capture his stomach" Titania whispered in Michelle's ear. And her face flushed red as she looked over.

I'm pretty sure I wasn't suppose to hear that. Sometimes my high DEX seemed like a curse.

Alright then.

"I'll be cooking your meal before departure!" Titania announced as she took over the kitchen. Michelle also followed along.

Dinner was served, and the food looked normal, since Michelle casted an illusion spell over it.

It also tasted like our last meal ever.

"It...its not that good" Benedict tried to be nice.

"Its shit" I was more honest.