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On a random morning, Dominic had decided to take a walk near some random mountains nearby.
"Who goes there?" he heard a voice boom from the surroundings.
"I go here?" Dominic tried to reply.
It was a rethorical question, something that he didn't know about yet.
"No, you are supposed to state your name... nevermind" the voice replied back.
A half- naked man jumped out from the trees, naturally, it was the top half that was naked. He wore some tattered pants, and held a pretty nice sword in his hands.
"Ah!" his eyes widened.
"How did you find us?!" he was in a state of shock. The man's muscular knees buckled, as cold sweat trickled down his back, allowing the slow drop to slip down and make the pants damp.
"Who...?" Dominic tried to remember.
"Please don't take her away" he begged on his knees. Quite a sudden change in atmosphere.
"Please!" more martial artists appeared from god knows where, and got onto their knees.
"? Oh right, you guys were the ones I gave a commision to train thoese beast girls in martial arts right?" Dominic recalled with his severely limited memory.
"Ah, so where are they?" Dominic asked.
"Even if I'm unworthy, I'll stay and distract him, take them and run! Tell Sharlin...that I love her" the largest looking man stood at the helm of the group and looked towards Dominic. His eyes were one of a cornered beast.
"HAIYA!!!" the man charged forward. His battlecry and aura causing the animals in the surroundings to flee.
Like a fly, Dominic swatted him away.
"Uh, what's going on?" he wondered.
Looking at the people running away, Dominic decided to follow along.
He came to a village made out of wood from the trees chopped down nearby. It appeared that they had grown potatoes and raised cattle by themselves.
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"Quick! He's comming!" one of the guys shouted.
"Who?" Dominic asked, as he appeared next to the guy.
"AHHHHHH!!!" he screamed.
"?" this only furthered the confusion.
"Alright, so where are the slave girls?" Dominic asked.
"...H....He...Here..!" a more feminine voice called out.
"Nooo, stop you don't have to do this!" the surroundings cried out.
"Ah right, so did they teach you martial arts yet?" Dominic asked.
"huh? uh, wha? I mean yes, they taught us the basics of qing gong and qi going already, we are currently choosing between the heavenly destruction path or the cosmic guidence" she replied.
"Sure, sounds cool, whatever the fuck that is" Dominic replied.
"STOP!" screamed out the guy who ran here after being swatted away.
"what do you want?" Dominic asked with a sigh.
"Sherlin and I are getting married next week!"he declared.
The beast girl infront blushed.
"And...?" Dominic asked, not sure what was happening.
"You...you...you demon!" he spat out.
"? I'm pretty sure I'm human though?" he replied.
"Oh right, so what was it? 10 million right? Here" Dominic gave it to the girl.
"Split it evenly ok?" and with that, he turned around.
"You.. you aren't taking me and the others away as your slave?" the beast girl with the name of sherlin was in shock.
"Yeah, you were going to use them to do this and that weren't you?!" the others added in unessecarily.
"Huh?" Dominic asked.
"Do I look like I'm intrested in furries? Not all people have the same fetishes you know? " he replied before leaving.
The rest of the martial artist could only stand there, in shame of what they were saying.
At a certain household, Benedict came home after school.
"Hey bro" Dominic called out.
"Do I look like I'm intrested in furries?" he asked.
"How the fuck would I know?" Benedict replied, confused.
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