《The Beginning, The End, And Everything In Between》Chapter 6 [Magic and More Goats?]
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I am in a unique situation, of that I am certain, mainly because I'm now apparently blessed by the Goat God, I can already hear that damn God's laughter from heaven, It's been 3 weeks since I was 'blessed' and the village gossip has not died down, and sure, it provided a cover for the horns but WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE KNOWN TO BE THAT GIRL WHO WAS BLESSED BY A FUCKING GOAT! But I've gotten used to it in the past 5 years, on the subject of horns it seems the fourth pair is growing now too, it's got the bright green lines in it too which makes my horns seem rainbow.
See, the thing about this village is that it is almost on the border between the Beastmen state and the Human state, because of this tensions were high, there are cases of Beastmen coming here and attacking the villages but soldiers had showed up in the nick of time, because of the constant threat of an attack a distraction was welcome. A distraction like a child getting blessed by the Goat God.
As I sat there in my father's study pondering I came to a realisation, I was 8. During the past 5 years while hiding from the Bitchy Housewives United and the rest of the village to save myself from gossip I had stayed inside the house and explored, it wasn't a very big house but large enough for me to find a room I hadn't found before, turns out my father had a study, he worked as basically the village accountant, he helped businesses in the village with taxes and everything and got paid a fair amount to do so. Because of this he had books, and a lot of them so I used my time to read every single one, it took a while to learn to read the language but I could speak it which gave me a grasp on the basics, every time I finished a book I received a notification...
Wisdom +200
I smiled the first time, I noticed that the large amounts of points I was getting was due to the fact of one of my gifts, my levelling up bonus. I had finished learning the language on text when I was 6, I finished reading all the books when I was 7.
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"Father has so many books I needed two years to read them all, maybe I'll make his death less viscous when I eventually kill this whole town, I'll just make him watch as I kill the rest of our family and village then beat him on the head with the wooden plank until he dies. That's much less painful than the original idea..." I spoke out loud
I sighed, maybe I was toning it down too much, but that stopped being priority number 1 because a couple of weeks ago I had a new notification...
Elemental Affinities Water and Air Unlocked
I smiled then, I had all the basic affinities now, Earth, Fire, Water and Air which meant my plans were going to be easier to carry out.
Most people were born with affinities and could never gain or lose them but I was made with them all. God took this as a bit too over-powered and put a limit on me until the appropriate age where I would slowly start unlocking all my different magic's and affinities. I know this because once a week he visits me in my dreams and we share some heavenly hot chocolate and talk, I humiliate him and he jokes with me. He occasionally gives me good tips about stuff, like different ways to use elements and spells. Like yesterday...
{Yesterday} 3rd Person POV
"So, when am I going to use all my powers I asked for?, you put me in this world to cause havoc" [Farren]
"Yes I wanted havoc and panic and chaos but imagine you being literally unstoppable, it gets boring after a while when you can;t even have a decent fight with anyone because you know they literally would get thrashed by you, I'm just saving you from experiencing that for now" [God]
"Will you lift it soon?, I admit I'll never get sick of your hot chocolate and I might get sick of being the strongest but then again I would be the strongest" [Farren]
While Farren weighed the pro's and con's the God interrupted...
"I put a limit for how long the restriction will bind you, when it decrees your body is either strong enough or at the appropriate age it will release your powers, unfortunately not all in one go, the same applies to your illusion spell. But be patient, it will be soon I promise" [God]
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"You better make it fast because I'm sick of having to say 'daddy' this or 'mommy' that, plus the mother is giving me weird looks from time to time, I think she's onto me..." [Farren]
"Wouldn't you normally just kill the person annoying or worrying you? Have you gotten tame Farren Sicario?" [God]
"Ok 1, I have dreams where I drink the blood that comes running down a pyramid of heads of my family and friends and share it with the headless corpses running around the wasteland where the land is literally just guts and the sun is a rotten beating heart. I still got my insanity in check and every waking moment of my day I try to find new ways to torture each and every family member. Second... my last name is Sicario? I really do need to pay more attention to the outside world instead of my fantasies, although it's not like I'll keep that name"[Farren]
"Ok, I have a second question, what is the coolest spell in this earth?"
"Ah HA! I knew this day would come, I've waited so long!" God exclaimed, surprising Farren
"Just get to it already"
"Ok, ok, the element for this spell is Light, it needs massive amount of mana and looks friggin awesome"
Farren realised how un-godlike this God was, he seemed more like a child at times, his eyes were sparkling when he was describing the spell.
"So this spell..." [Farren]
"yup" [God]
"And you?..." [Farren]
"Yup" [God]
"Oh God, this world is doomed even without me in it" [Farren]
"Ah, Farren I don't think I'll ever get tired of you calling my name..." [God]
"Well you are famed for your endless patience" [Farren]
Farren smiled.
After that we have been talking a lot about the different spells, I noticed some ones I would definiteley want to try on the village, so as well as researching in the past 5 years I've practised some magic, nothing too dangerous yet, I was just getting use to the feel for it, when I first used magic I was 4, it seemed almost natural, I just willed it into being when I thought of a certain spell, in this case it was just , a D ranked spell used only by beginners, it seemed natural, I almost got too excited and burnt the whole study down too.
Now it's been 5 years, I've learnt most basic and intermediate magic, I was pretty adept at it but I couldn't use any of the big spells I wanted to use without giving away my powers...
It was then that it hit me, I was 8! and I had learnt everything I needed about this world. I could leave this damn village, leave the cuddling and annoying family! And burn them all to the ground!
I realised today was the day I can break out into the world, and my path of slaughter would start here, with my family...
Illusion Cover Released
I smiled
"Perfect"
Status Screen Name: Farren Gender: Female Level: 129 Race: Aefa Titles: Sword Saint, Mage Saint, Little Miss Psychopath, The Actress Vital Energy Info Mana: ∞ Mana Regeneration: ∞/sec Health: 50 000/50 000 Health Regen: 10 000/min Stamina: 20 000/20 000 Stamina Regen: 10 000/min Affinities Fire: Rank S Water: Rank S Earth Locked Air: Rank S Light: Locked Darkness: Locked Space: Locked Time: Locked Soul: Rank S Warrior Info Strength: 110 000 Agility: 80 000 Dexterity: 8000 Wisdom: 12200 Leadership: 0 Attack: 13000 Fame: 0 Infamy: 0
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