《An ordinary novel but every 10,000 words the audience kills the least interesting character》🐛 Wiggle Worm 🐛
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🐛 Wiggle Worm 🐛

Attention, this is the author speaking.
Recently I’ve had the pleasure of writing a track for a charity album, so Faust’s Wiggle Worm song is now a reality. It sounds about as weird as the character and if you want you can tell me all about how shit it is in the comments.
Obviously Covid’s hit us all very hard. It’s disrupted my life quite a lot in particular (even if it’s given me the time to write this shit, I’d rather my job back), but I know I’m very lucky in comparison to people who have lost a lot more, so I want to do what I can for those less fortunate.
My man Antik said, "All of the proceeds from the album sales will be donated to a charity called Global FoodBanking Network. During the challenging times we’re facing as humanity, every bit of help is appreciated. Food is as essential as it gets and The Global FoodBanking Network is making sure it is available to people who need it most."
Sorry to ambush you with a random charity campaign! It’s just that today on June 5th bandcamp’s waiving all their fees so 100% of the money will go to charity. Please give a listen, anyway, it’s a nice free album with tracks from musicians I greatly respect.
I’m hoping to get the last two chapters out today so the final round of voting can open tonight.
Below are the lyrics to Faust’s Wiggle Worm song:
Wiggle worms are hungry
And you are their food
If you hurry up and live
Then they can eat you
How you spend it's meaningless
Ain't no more to life than this
Give or take, create consume
Worm care not for what you choose
Worm is gonna get wiggling
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Food for a wiggle worm
Chew on the wiggle worm
But even the wiggle worm
Is food for the wiggle worm
If you pray it's meaningless
Worm shake hands with nihilist
Help or hurt or win or lose
Worm care not for what you choose
Maximum wiggle time for wormies
All the worm come out to wiggle
Eat their way through your middle
Happy little wiggle worm dancing
Your body is food for them
The worms can even eat your soul
When you're dead there's no control
Give or take, create consume
Wormies don't give a damn about what you choose
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