Sora’s POV

I don’t know how much time has gone by outside my mind, but I finally did it. I banded them together. Let me just tell you all it took considerable effort and powers of persuasion to get them all together.

Firstly, I expected there to be at most one or two more monsters residing within me…it wasn’t the case. There are a lot of monsters residing in me….like seriously A LOT more than the number of species I used in the creation of my body. Example: If I used like 10 monster parts to make me, there were more like 30 monsters residing within me.

Secondly, I don’t regain back my memories just because I banded them together. Why do I have monsters within me? I don't know. Some of them have made an effort, to explain to me in elaborate details why I stored them in my head? I am not even sure if this place is my mind anymore. Reasons ranging from I found them cute to they cannot be separated from their body - I heard it all. So other than blind trust there is not much to go on.

Third, other than boss like monsters, the minions inhabiting me are pretty stupid. So I have excluded them from the introduction. Heck, I left them to do whatever it is they are doing. 99% of the minions appear to be guards, guarding what? I don't know. The minions can’t be reasoned with or be talked to. They are your typical NPC monsters from Royal Road - attack, attack, attack! Also, I am uncertain if they are a figment of my imagination or real monsters.

I mean, I get why there are monsters like Valentine and Bakukara residing within me – it is because I have borrowed part of their power or reason that I have used their body parts…then what about a monster like Moblin? I mean those are purely fictional characters from Zelda right? But with this game infringing every god-damned idea, I can’t comment on those monsters existence in my head…yes let me repeat, I have Moblins in my head.

Welcome to the Sora-Zoo of wild monsters.

Last point to be noted, the three monsters (in addition to Valentine) I got hold off aren’t the only boss level creatures residing within me. Basically, there are two more of them. The ones I got were the only ones within my reach – also these were repeat offenders i.e. trying to take control over me.

I won’t be getting into the details of the troubles I under went to find these three…may be I will but certainly won’t be discussing it now. For now, I need you to believe me when I say it was one of the craziest adventures I have experienced in a long long time – on par with killing a black dragon in Royal Road….

Let’s just introduce everyone….

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A Skeleton Knight, with its eerie, glowing eyes, wearing scale mail over its body of bones, sat hunched over a round table. It was sobbing uncontrollably. That is Mr. Skeleton-san. I won’t bother explaining why he is sobbing but he totally deserved it.

A yellow tentacle made its way over to the Skeleton knight and began patting the Skeleton on the shoulder; it was consoling the skeleton. That is Bakukara and yes, he did tons of perverted stuff to Valentine. The important thing is that he has promised me front row seats next time he does something like that. Let’s just say we share a mutual interest and have become best of friends.

A pink haired witch yawned as she stretched her legs on the table while tilting her seat back. She wore a typical witch like crooked hat and black clothes – a dead giveaway for the fact that she is a witch. I guess her most distinguishing feature is for the fact she is a child and short. (Yeah, avoid mentioning she is short in front of her – bad experience.)

Valentine was the only one not sitting, and was attending this conference from behind her prison bars; while still being crucified to the wall. Out of the lot, I must admit, the crucified woman appeared to be the most sane and normal one. Should I be pleased or aghast?

“Then does everyone agree with the plan?” I ask the others as I detailed our plan of action on a whiteboard.

“As long as I get my cat back, I don’t care.” Replied the pink haired witch.

If anyone is wondering the cat she is referring to…remember the cat floating in my slime like body? Way way back when I just appeared in the Great Arid Desert? And remember how at the time I had no explanation what it was doing there?

The cat belongs to Pink-san. Apparently, I had stuck it in me as a reminder and proof of my contract with the witch. Also, it is her favourite cat….so I had agreed to carry it with me….which I forgot about and thus buried the cat somewhere in the desert….how the heck am I going to find that bloody cat?

*GLOB* GLOB* The slime lord plopped two air bubbles on the surface of its skin. That’s how slimes normally communicate. I am just going to take those two *globs* as a yes.

*Sob* The skeleton looked up at me. As it wiped away its imaginary tears. “Argo also agrees.”

Everyone stared at Valentine.

“What? Why are you looking at me? Fine! I agree too!” I think Valentine is the most displeased, since we tricked her into helping us, but whatever…as long as everything works out in the end that’s all that matters.

“Excellent! With that we have all agreed to not kill me or take over my body, till I achieve my goal and fulfill everyone’s promise?”

Everyone simply nodded.

I guess it’s time to take back control of my slime like body.

Heh, idiots. You know what the brilliant part of getting them to agree and give back control of my body is? I won’t remember my promises to them after I wake up.

LOL.

Though I have a feeling, the me before this would have done something similar…...time to get up and forget about this really really bad dream.

Seriously, Sora-Zoo? What was I thinking when I made my body?

:?: