A horrid scream that carried the pain and agony of it's bearer rang out in the air. Many other similar equally devastating screams soon echoed along with it as well. One would suspect that a madman must have been torturing innocents, but in truth it was just...

Poopy.

Level up!

Congratulations, you are now level 5!

+12 Stat points.

+10 Max HP.

+10 Max MP.

Your depleted MP has been restored.

The golem nodded in satisfactions at it's gain. It now had 36 stat points to spare! It's Poop Control had reached Lv3 as well, reducing the MP cost by 2.

In front of the golem were dozens of fainted goblins. Apparently, Poopy realised it could just extract the dung straight from the bowels of random passer-bys. It was unfortunate that the golem had no idea (or reason to) exercise control, extracting the dung straight from its victims with a single tug of Poop Control.

There was still brave goblins who prepared to defend their brethren however. In front of Poopy stood five shuddering goblins that held crude spears. None of them dared to charge, only hoping the the 'torturer' would be fended off by their bravery. These brave warriors couldn't let their fragile wives and cute children suffer the same fate!

Finally, the menace left, trudging menacingly. The goblins heaved a heavy sigh of relief.

"Healers, the monster is gone! Come up and heal the hurt butts of our fallen warriors!" One of remaining warriors shouted in goblin language to the medics hiding in the (crude) huts of their village. Finally, the frightened medics tentatively peeked out of their homes, then ran out to heal their injured friends, worried. It was a dark day in history the goblins would never forget, recorded in their history books as "The Day Of The Hurt Butts".

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Haha, a fruitful harvest indeed! Poopy once again threw all of its points into strength. It was a mystery why TG wasn't offended enough to show up and reprimand it. Ah well, Poopy will learn eventually, right? (RIIIGGGHHT??)

Info Stats Class Skills Name Poopy Level 5 Species Cat Dung Golem Gender None Age 1 Day HP 141 MP 73 Name Value STR 73 MAG 0 DEX 10 AGI 5 DEF 5 INT 93 Name Level Progress Name Level Progress PC 3 55% BBC 1 0% S 1 0%

Satisfied, the golem decided to try sparring with the drumstick monster thing again. The dim-witted creature completely forgot that the opponent was a Lv10, an existence that could crush it with ease!

Poopy trudged its way back to the cave while anally abusing any poor creature that came close to it. Soon, it reached the dungeon again.

You have entered [Unnamed] - Lv5 Newbie Dungeon

The golem entered the same space with the hundreds of bats yet again. There wasn't as much dung this time however, since there wasn't much time for the poop to accumulate. Poopy quickly absorbed the fresh dung in a second or so. However, it wasn't satisfied.

You have ripped the dung right out of 24 Lv2 Bats. -72 MP.

Your opponent has been defeated. +10 EXP.

Your opponent has been defeated. +15 EXP.

Your opponent has been heavily injured by an anal rupture. Target HP -25.

Your opponent has been...

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Level up!

Congratulations, you are now level 6!

+12 Stat Points.

+10 Max HP.

+10 Max MP.

Level up!

Congratulations, you are now level 7!

+12 Stat Points.

+10 Max HP.

+10 Max MP.

Poopy was speechless. It could kill the foes with Poop Control too? Poopy knew the spell could do a little damage from the attack on the goblins, but killing? The golem had never thought such an attack could kill! Also, why was it levelling up so much and what is EXP?

TG: When you vanquish things, you get EXP that will help you level up. So far you've been levelling by dung, but you can level up quite quickly by defeating your foes as well!

Poopy was very impressed. Meanwhile, the bats shrieked in anger at the defeat of their friends. They rushed upon the golem, baring their fangs and hissing ferociously. Under such an attack from hundreds of bats, even most Lv20 people would be torn apart in seconds despite their level. It was said that enough ants could kill an elephant after all.

However, Poopy had a huge advantage; it could level up almost instantly with the spamming of Poop Control, instantly refilling its HP and MP! Soon, around a hundred defeated bats laid on the ground. Their companions had already fled in fear. Truthfully, if the bats had the courage to keep attacking, eventually the usage of all of the golem's mana at once would not be enough to level it up. Poopy would die then. Thankfully though, the bats were smart enough to flee despite their minimal intellect.

Level up!

Congratulations, you are now level 10!

+12 Stat Points.

+10 Max HP.

+10 Max MP.

You have hit the level limit for your species and can choose to evolve!

New universal skill learnt: Inventory.

Inventory? What did that do? Poopy decided to set that aside for a moment and assigned all of its new 60 points to STR.

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