《The Kitty Litter (LitRPG)》Monster Tries To Buy Stuff From A Human's Shop (Chapter 25)
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Lurking around in a random part of the forest was our 'beloved' golem. Having escaped earlier with the help of the beetle, Poopy was actually quite grateful after it calmed down. In fact, the beetle now had an extra large ball of dung speared onto its horn as thanks! Just as the golem settled down and prepared to collect another pile of turd, it heard loud footsteps from afar.
An army of battered warriors covered in bruises and cuts soon settled down mere metres away from Poopy to have their lunch break and heal up. Numerous support type pets wandered around, slowly treating the wounds of the soldiers. They were the Stallers! Poopy watched curiously out of sight, tempted to attack. But it had learnt its lesson, knowing that there were many foes with enough MAG to resist it.
As it pondered about what it could do, the golem got an 'excellent' idea. Since it could tame the beetle with such ease, couldn't it just try to tame all of them? (fyi, taming works only on different species, so its possible for a monster to tame a human if it somehow learnt a taming class)
I'm speechless. Seriously?
38 pending requests...
"What the hell?" "Hmm?!" "What is this bullshit?" Many cries of shock soon soon filled the air.
38 requests rejected.
What did you expect?
"A monster!" Concluded a random Staller. "It must be mocking us!"
"Kill it!"
As the prideful warriors stormed around in an attempt to find the offender, Poopy was quite upset. Wasn't the taming process super easy?
Obviously not. Most Druids have to spend long amounts of time to befriend creatures first before they can tame them! What do you expect? Your Scarab 'friend' here was just a damned FLUKE!
'Oh.' thought Poopy.
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It decided to scale a tree by clinging on to the dung beetle as the insect climbed up the tree. The golem reasoned that those two legged beings shouldn't be able to get up. Plus, the leaves were good cover.
The people searched for a few minutes, but were unsuccessful. As the warriors were unable to find Poopy, they soon went back to their camp to enjoy their lunch, thinking that it was just a prank from an intelligent monster.
Realising that the Stallers were unable to find it. the mischievous golem decided to spend all of its 200 Stat Points on MAG before attempting to steal their dung. (In actuality, Poopy would have succeeded anyway due to the Stallers only putting points into DEF and VIT.)
You have ripped the dung out of 38 humans. Failed to do so on their pets due to lack of MAG. -380 MP.
The target's DEF is too high to get hurt.
The target's DEF is too high to get hurt.
The target's DEF is too high to get hurt.
The target's DEF...
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Level Up!
Congratulations, you are now level 10!
Milestone hit, EXP requirements are now 250% more and Stat Point gain is now increased on future levels!
+50 Stat Points.
+50 Max HP.
+50 Max MP.
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Level Up!
Congratulations, you are now level 14!
+100 Stat Points.
+50 Max HP.
+50 Max MP.
(AN: Poopy has 3103/5400 EXP right now and has just gained 600 SP, 400 HP and 400 MP.)
The Stallers squealed in alarm, but not in pain like Poopy's other victims. Their defence was too high for that. Heck, you can say they even got a perfect gut cleansing for free! Good for them I guess. Despite that, the Stallers were alarmed and angry.
"It's up there!" Shouted a man who saw the poop fly up into the canopy of one of the trees.
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The Stallers quickly rallied their support pets to climb up (or fly) the tree, but the golem was already long gone.
"Hey, I feel a lot lighter on the inside! How nice of... whatever that was!" 'Realised' one of the Stallers. (If only they knew)
"Ah! We could have captured it for cleansing treatments!" Shouted one of the business minded ones. "What a pity!"
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Meanwhile, their target was soaring high in the sky. No, Poopy did not learn how to fly. It was holding onto one of the legs of the scarab as it flew.
"Wooaaah!" Marvelled the golem at the sight.
While appreciating the scenery, Poopy realised that it still had to get back to the guild to save Yowi! It directed 'Buggy' to fly right towards the guild. Or at least, it would have if it knew what the guild looked like; it only hovered over a random part of the city. Having escaped through the toilet, the golem had not seen how the exterior of the building looked.
'System! Can you help me find Yowi, please?' thought Poopy to the system.
Aww, so reliant on me when you need me? Where did the feisty attitude go?
I'm not helping you, that's cheating. Go to a shop and buy a map or something.
Here, I'll even show you the way, just this once. (Lopia is the city you are flying above.)
Poopy was angry. Very angry. Showing directions is to the guild cheating? Why is showing directions to the shop okay then? Not to mention, this map was obviously lazily done and with minimal effort. Even the clueless Poopy could tell that. There was no way it was going to be able to tell exactly where to go like that!
But the golem was proven wrong as the beetle continued to fly. The 'X' of 'you are here' was shifted accordingly as Poopy flew, which was quite convenient. Still, Poopy felt like the system could have done a job waaaaay better.
The duo soon landed before the shop. It was a fancy looking place, but I won't go into details. All you need to know is that the building was two stories tall and had a glass gate at the entrance. This convenience store would be bustling with people on a regular day, but most of the citizens were cowering at home out of fear from the raid notification.
Poopy put its dirty, poopy hands on the metal handles of the glass gate and pulled it open.
"Welcome! It's a littl- AHHHHHHHHH!" The lady at the counter cheerfully greeted before fully turning over; she then screamed as she realising what entered her shop.
"What? Why are you screaming? I'm just here to buy a map!" Poopy frowned, confused.
As it watched the woman continue to shout and even take out a strange device and pressing on it, Poopy was sure that the human lady had gone nuts. What bad luck!
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