Right now, the golem was carefully prowling the toadstool shaped house where the cat and the bunny resided. If an outsider were to see this, it was quite likely that someone would think it was a stalker of sorts.

Now, you might be wondering why it was now at it's birthplace all of a sudden, instead of escaping Henry in the Monster Collector Guild. Well, long story short; it managed to escape from Henry so it followed Yowi's scent all the way to the the city portal and entered it, teleporting to the Beginner's Town. It then continued to follow the scent all the way back to forest and all the way to the house.

But knowing that Yowi was actually very close to the 'very bad kidnapper', Poopy decided to wait for an opportunity. Meanwhile, 'Buggy' wandered around in the unfamiliar forest, going in search of 'exotic cuisine'. But stilling down to waiting with nothing to do is quite boring, so the golem decided to allocate its 600 SP.

Info Stats Class Skills Name Poopy Level 14 Species Human Dung Golem Gender None Age 3 Days HP 1781/1781 MP 2453/2453 Name Value STR 134 MAG 700 DEX 10 AGI 453 DEF 5 INT 100 Name Level Progress Druid 2 2% Name Level Progress PC 8 77.7% BBC 2 50% S 1 94% I 1 0% Pl C 2 0% ... More ...

For the first time ever, Poopy decided to allocate its stats properly; it put 300 SP into AGI and the other 300 into MAG. With AGI, Poopy reasoned that it would need to run fast if it didn't have enough MAG to launch it's 'ultimate attack' on the enemy. The other points put into MAG were self-explanatory.

Since the stat allocation was over, the golem had nothing to do. So it just sat there. It got quite bored. So bored, it fell asleep in 46 minutes. Well, that would have completely screwed up its plan, but fortunately, our pesky dearest system was here to ping it after a five more hours!

Lycran Raid Event Success!

You are the No.358 in Lopia and No.63,429,949 in the world! That's the last place by the way. The raid shop is totally gonna close in like 10 hours so you better get your shit together and buy something with your 1 RT!

For getting the last place, you get a Rare Lootcrate! Honestly, I'm not sure why it's called Rare since it's actually the second worst LootCrate out in the world(it also gives crappy stuff most of the time).

To claim your Rare LootCrate, just open your inventory. Just shout Inventory or something. I'm honestly surprised you got this far without using it.

8 parasitic plants have taken root on you!

Plant species: Ironvine

+50 DEF

+100 HP

The Ironvine has become a bound plant!

You can now control it and manage its SP.

Poopy groaned, grumbling at being woken by a ping. It then quickly jumped up in shock, realising that it accidentally fell asleep! Since the golem had slumbered close to the door and was not awoken by an attack either Yowi or Yue, Poopy knew that none of the two had exited the house yet. Gratitude filled its heart (wait, does it have one?). For the first time ever, Poopy felt kinda appreciative to the system.

Reading both the windows, Poopy was quite delighted. The vines finally sprouted! Thinking about the last times plants had sprouted on it, the golem wondered if plants only grew on it as it slept. But to be sure, it had to conduct the test a few more times.

As of now, the vines wrapped around it were still green and tender. Poopy decided to try out Plant Growth on them.

The growth of 8 Ironvines have been speed up. -800 MP.

The 8 Ironvines have started to turn woody.

+50 DEF

Level Up!

Congratulations, your Druid Class is now level 2!

+100 MAG

800 MP? The golem was shocked. That was a third of it's total mana! It'd not thought that such a simple spell would take up so much mana. At least it seemed to provide a lot of EXP for the Druid class. The golem decided to only use the spell when it's MP is full to conserve the rest for survival.

Now that the vines were dealt with, Poopy decided to check out whatever it just got.

'Inventory!'

Inventory (+) 1x Rare LootCrate 1x Lopia Map

Ok. But the golem still didn't know how to take items out or put things in. Poopy decided to just ask the system directly.

TG: Using the inventory is quite simple! Simply click on the (+) button to put things in and click on the items to take them out. Hope that helps.

Simple enough. Poopy clicked on the '1x Rare LootCrate' and a iron box materialised before Poopy. It was very simple, only consisting of a cover and a retangular body devoid of decorations. The golem tried to lift it up but found the box rather heavy, so it left the container on the ground.

Next, it tried to prise the lid open, but before it could exert any strength, a window appeared before it.

Open Rare LootCrate? Yes No

Seconds after the golem hit 'Yes', the box began to shudder and shake.