《Slaying Monsters for Dummies》Interlude - Phone call
Advertisement
“Hey Mom.”
“Hey baby Nate, you are so lucky to catch me on my coffee break. Not that this should qualify as coffee. It’s more like dissolved coal or… I don’t know. I can’t believe that they pay actors millions and can’t even afford a proper coffee machine!”
“How is the movie coming along?”
“Oh great! Today I taught this man to look like a proper smith, I wanted to be on the movie but they said a woman smith would break immersion. If only they knew! Particularly in parts of Eastern Europe in the late middle…”
“Ok ok I got it.”
“Aaaanyway. I showed him how it’s done. His name is Harold and he has those HUGE bulging muscles!”
“MOM!”
“Aw Nathan you are just so easy to tease. Anyway, what’s going on with you.”
“Ah, uh, nothing. Nothing, just wanted to call you is all.”
“Naaaaaaaate? Don’t play that game with your mother and tell me what’s wrong. Is it work related?”
“What? No.”
“So there IS something!!!”
“Mom please it’s nothing I just wanted to check up on you before…”
“Before what? Nate? NATE!”
“I’m sorry mom I have to go.”
Advertisement
- In Serial225 Chapters
Heather the Necromancer
Heather was a normal girl living in an abnormal world. When the visitors came, they struggled to understand humans and their ways. It was through video games they began to learn, and then they came up with a plan. They created a virtual world of magic and dragons where people could translate and become parts of the game. Through this world, they watched and learned, growing in their understanding of us. She knew little about it, only what came across the occasional tweet or blog post. She knew that people went into the world known as New Eden because they volunteered. She also knew that rarely other people were forcefully drawn in; these were referred to as the chosen. Heather didn’t pay much attention to it all. For most of the world, things went on like they always had. She had classes to attend and boys to tease, and her cell phone was her world. That was until she woke in a forest clearing and realized she had been chosen. Discord Server
8 501 - In Serial29 Chapters
Moonsneeze
Josef awakens in a bubbling goo-sac only to learn he has 164 hours to live – at least, that’s the longest record for a goo-drinker reborn at the underfunded Ba’ha Grotto outpost. Forced to flee or be instructed towards his death, Josef must learn to live and survive in the strange and wondrous world known as The Lush Heap. Along the way, he’ll meet a stupendous cast of heroes, quasi-heroes, and nomadic woebegones, each angling to discern the secrets of The Gentle Void. He’ll uncover magical sects and pathways, kingdoms visible and invisible, and the strange powers brought by the conjoined worlds. For fans of fantasy with a light touch the bizarre and a good helping of world-building.
8 134 - In Serial7 Chapters
Modern Day Creation God (An isekai story)
Join Eon an orphaned boy on his journey to becoming the overlord of Earth as a god! If you like isekai/evolution/dungeon stories then this is the perfect story for you
8 125 - In Serial16 Chapters
∆Cocaine∆ •Lil Peep
"They take the pain away" He said to me weakily. His body shaking.I threw myself into his arms. I wanted to stay there. "I know"
8 206 - In Serial16 Chapters
The Mad, The Broken, and The Lost
A Half-Elf tortured and forced to become a dungeon core is out for revenge. Death has had enough of the upstart Gods that call themselves Kings. The Madman has chosen a vessel. They will not stop until the oceans are red with the blood of their enemies and tears stream down the faces of those that they hate.
8 148 - In Serial80 Chapters
sander sides oneshots [slow updates]
thomas sanders oneshots and drabbles
8 141
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
