Hey guys. As I am sure you have noticed there has been a very slow release schedule. And there are good reasons for it.

Reason one is lack of money. I (patriarch onion) write most of the books and i have been having many problems in real life.

Reason two is that we have been reshuffling the organisation. Many announcements will be made in the next few days or so.

Reason three is that we are short on funds. We have opened a patreon for any of you who are willing to assist us. In particular i stay in a country where internet is very expensive so need all the help i can. Those willing to assist us please go to "patreon.com/theonionjunktion" and pledge. We will be grateful to those who can. If you pledge there are also rewards :)

Reason four is that we have been releasing manga and comics. Thats right! We have been releasing epic comics with the onionjunktion stamp of approval. We will let you guys know which comics to look out for!

Thank you very much for your patience. More stuff is coming soon!

Patriarch Onion