Chapter 42

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Two OP characters

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[On another world, (One of the 666 belonging to Lucifer actually...]

My name is Adonias Pudubout Crotocu, a 16 years old Younuvarcity student. (Remember, another world...)

I spend most of my free time furiously masturbating while playing dating simulation games. I enjoy Hollywood movies and karaoke. Tonight i am on my way back from the karaoke bar near the apartment i live in. Just doing my little routine, minding my own business.

Then arriving at an intersection i saw a young girl in the middle of the street, and to my left a big truck heading right in her direction!

Luckily the truck was going only 30miles per hour and safely stopped at the red light like he was supposed to do. I crossed the street still minding my own business and met a black cat. Since i don't like cats i went to the right, passing under a ladder to avoid him.

A few minute later i saw a kid playing on the side of a deep rain water canal. It seemed a bit unsafe so i stayed a minute to check on him. Suddenly the kid fell in !!! So i kept walking after seeing the kid perfectly capable of swimming.

Finally arriving at my apartment complex i enter my code on the door panel. I got in the helevayter and pressed the button indicating the 5th floor. (Other world, remember?)

Then arriving at my door i get my keys out, unlock it, then enter. I open the light, my apartment is very basic... Leving-room, kitchan, bawtroum, badroum... (Ok now i'm just messing with you HAHA”)

I drop my stuff on the corner remove my shoe and enter the living room. I'm a bit hungry so i get myself a frozen korndawg and put it in the maykrowayve. After a few minute i take a bite of my flaccid korndawg and suddenly start choking on it.

I took a glass of water and made it go down. Now satiated i sat at my computer desk, i light up the monitor and start looking around the Ninterweeb. What i didn't know at this instant was that in the apartment downstairs, a fire was raging.

I didn't know but the day after the neighbor told me about it... Apparently they burned their greel-chise after forgetting to stop the hotplate.

So like usual i was on my way to school taking the same way as usual. Well only if i don't mention the fact that a bird shat on my head but never-mind that... I was almost at school when it all began. A girl from my school ran straight into me making the both of us fall to the ground.

Yesss it is then that my love for her began. It all began there! We walked together to school and said our goodbye.

'Haaa it's a very good day!' (Adonias) I said stretching my arms behind my head.

Then at this precise instant... A shattellyte fell from the sky killing me on the spot.

SKWISH!*....

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Everything was dark... Then a voice could be heard.

“Fufufufufu... Adonias I CHOOSE YOU!” (Obviously Lucifer making a pokemon reference)

Then i appeared in a flash of light in the middle of what looked like a magic circle like in my widio games. All around me were tens of magicians looking people. They explained me that a great evil had appeared in their world.

That they suspected him to be a summoned being like me and that only me had the power to defeat him. I trained like a madman everyday, i have a new chance at life. The chance to be a hero! After a few years i was already well known across the western continent.

I had been given the best swords in the empire, the best medicine in the empire, the worst poison in the empire, the best armor in the empire. They even gave me the best horse in the empire and the biggest breasted women in the empire.

I had participated in many fighting tournaments so far and honestly the people of this world are weak... I can crush their bones just by applying a tiny bit of strength. Every tournament i engaged in ended up in one sided incredibly boring fights.

I was expecting that the fights against mages would be more exiting but... My equipment seem to be a bit to good since i can just stand there and take it all... Very boring...

'I hope this Michael is worth a little sweat...' (Adonias)

When they judged me ready enough i went on my journey toward New Heaven. During the journey i meet many people, lived many experiences. This truly is a wonderful life in a wonderful world. If i kill that 'God' i will surely become God in it's place right?

I mean, God seem to be a title given to the most powerful one. And that's no doubt, me!

“Look! It's the great hero!!! Kyaaaa!!!” (Random group of women)

'Hehe time to savor my new found celebrity!' (Adonias)

“Did you heard? That Michael God apparently saved the capital against the Starium invaders !” (Random dude talking to another dude)

“Yhaa i herrrd abooth dat mawn!” (The other dude i talked about earlier)

I ran up to them, grabbed one of them and asked:

“Michael? Where! Where is he in Vanerian?” (Adonias)

“W..W...w.Who da feuk are you?” (One of them)

I glared at him and lifted him off the ground to show him how powerful i am.

“HhhhH HE'S at the capital!!! Adhanoria!! Adhanoria!!!” (Same one as before)

I immediately left on my way toward Adhanoria. Very lucky i was already in Vanerian Kingdom and Michael appear here as well like magic. Must be faith helping me at ending him!

If took me a few weeks to finally reach the Vanerian's kingdom capital Adhanoria. There i saw the one corresponding to the description of Michael. I was a few hundred feet behind him and could have ended it very quickly but i intended to make my name known to the spectators around.

“YOU MUST BE THE ONE THEY CALL MICHAEL THE DEATH'S GOD!? MY NAME IS 'ADONIAS' A POWERFUL HERO INVOKED BY THE GREAT WESTERN EMPIRE FROM ANOTHER WORLD! PREPARE TO DIE!” (Adonias)

Michael -POV

I was giving my goodbye to the King, Queen, princes and princess (who was clinging on to me crying like a baby for me to bring her with us...) when someone yelled not far from us.

“YOU MUST BE THE ONE THEY CALL MICHAEL THE DEATH'S GOD!? MY NAME IS 'ADONIAS' A POWERFUL HERO INVOKED BY THE GREAT WESTERN EMPIRE FROM ANOTHER WORLD! PREPARE TO DIE!” (Adonias)

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Sighhhh*

I didn't need to turn around to see... I formed one of my mana eyes behind him. He was wearing a beautiful shiny armor and all... Two swords, but couldn't see his face because of his helmet...

'Mehh wathever...' (Michael)

I gathered my mana around him in a second and used 'Molecular instability'...

BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!*

“So.. what were we saying.. Ho yes! I expect you to come visit us at New Heaven soon aright?” (Michael) I said as i was gently removing bits and pieces of guts and brain from the Queen's hairs.

“See ya!!!!” (Michael) I waved at them as we started flying toward the rising sun.

“DESTINATION NEW HEAVEN EYAAAAAA!!!!!!” (Michael)

“WEEEEEeeeee!!! BooM BOOm!!” (Cellphone)

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Here's the map of the world. Well at least what is known so far, notice the fog of war... The full map is a lottt bigger.

Spoiler :

http://s1.postimg.org/6oufj8tjx/MAP4.png

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