《Killing Cockroaches In Xianxia For Self-Preservation》17. Monstrous Stats, Plan (Short Chapter)
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(Bu Cai POV)
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{Analyse}
[Name: Long Tian]
[Title: Universe No.1's Cockroach]
[Age: 8 ]
[Cultivation: Mortal ]
[Skills: (Sword Skills-Proficient), (Martial Arts-Proficient), (Battle Instinct-Advanced), (Calligraphy-Advanced), (Pride-Advanced), (Face-Slapping-Intermediate) ]
[Inherent Talent: Peerless Sword Talent, Indomitable will]
[Inherent Quality: Fortuned One (S-Rank)]
[Background Story]
Extra Info- Has been looked down and bullied from young as he is motherless and his sister is sick, After training his talent bloomed and he soared to the heavens with it, Although he never cared about others due to seeing their true nature and developed to be cold to other people other than family or close friends, He has immense pride and confidence in himself due to his talent and thinks he is better than others, Despises Being looked down on as it reminds him of his old self hat was oppressed and bullied.
[Importance in Plot: Is The Protagonist ]
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{Analyse}
[Name: Yue Mei ]
[Age: 9 ]
[Cultivation: Mortal ]
[Skills: (Etiquette-Proficient), (Tea Serving- Advanced), (Painting-Advanced), (Bathing-Intermediate), (Dish Washing-Intermediate), (Massage-Intermediate)]
[Inherent Quality: Enchanting Big Sister Type Beauty(A) ]
[Background Story]
Yue Mei has had no parents since young due to them being killed by powerful beings due to their potential, She was found by Long Tian's Mother who was surprised by her profound bloodline even she could not see through and raised her. She also becomes his childhood friends and grows feelings for him over time.
She has the Bloodline of 2 Mighty Godkings in the Immortal realm who are descendants of an Ancient Immortal emperor hence huge cultivation talent and perception. [Locked]
She also has a rare bloodline mutation called Eyes of Fate, which allow her to see through fate and providence. [Locked]
She also has a High tier Physique which she unlocked, called the 81 Pure Yin physique which makes her a very good dual cultivation partner. [Locked]
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[Importance in Plot: SS (Helps Long Tian Immensely and is still Second to Cold Beauty who is slightly more beautiful)]
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{Analyse}
[Name: Long Xue ]
[Age: 8 ]
[Cultivation: Mortal ]
[Skills: (Ice Dao- Proficient) ]
[Inherent talent: Comprehension Of Dao]
[Inherent Quality: Younger Sister Beauty(B) ]
[Background Story]
Long Xue was Adopted by Long Tian's Mother Before his Birth.
She Fell Ill after Long Tian Turned Four due to the Heaven Defying Divine Ice Physique.[Locked]
Although she is quite weak she has been persistent as she loves her brother immensely and wants to be with him forever even if she has to persist through the intense pain of the Divine Ice Physique Freezing her.
Although the physique has made her very weak so she can't do much, this heaven defying physique even though locked had allowed her to comprehend the ice dao even without having spirit roots, this shows her immense talent and comprehension talent.
She is in fact the Secret Daughter of The Palace master of The Heavenly Yin Sect in the Upper realm which is a Behemoth of a sect and the Palace master herself is an Incredibly mighty figure.
Her Biological father is in fact the Sect master of the illusive God's Sect which only accepts Incredibly talented individuals and is very mysterious and hence she has also gained an Unparalleled Ice physique and Immense levels of comprehension.
[Importance in Plot: SS (Even after being loyal to Long Tian to the Point of being able to sacrifice everthing and anything for him she still gets Sat down by a Cold beauty who is good at sword and is slightly more beautiful.) ]
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... What... The... FUCK!
Are you telling me that all three of them have ties or relations to Immensely Powerful beings who are Realms above this one?
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Isn't this just like having a Pay2Win Fucker farm the newbie lobbies with his god slaying Set that was £9.99?
...Eyes Of Fate... God like Comprehension... Descendants of Powerhouses.
And Let's not even talk about Long Tian and his shenanigans.
On top of all these factors, they are loyal as fuck to him as well and he still makes them side pieces.
I mean, Is this what is meant by having to much on your plate?
Anyways, I was Also curious about 1 more thing about this Pussy Slaying, Sword Loving, lucky cockroach.
His sword.
So I discretely turn my head a bit and focus on the sword for a split second and use [Identify], lo and behold, it seems my curiosity wasn't for nothing...
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{Identify}
[Item: God Slaying Blade (Sealed)]
[Material: Divine Metal Of primordial Origin, Dragon Ancestor's Skin]
[Rank: Highest In Universe]
[Extra Information: Was Created By the Dao Ancestor by fusing everything he had known about the path of blacksmithing at the end of his Life into one product. Had been owner less for Eons however it had suddenly decided to choose a suitable candidate to wield it and it found Long Tian, Currently sealed and entirely and is like a normal sword but is essentially indestructible. Long Tian Has always used this blade for his training and loves it more than Anything (Except Xie Xinyi) and is always with him.]
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This has reinforced and consolidated my will to avoid Xie Xinyi for the rest of my life and to now no longer even try to piss of Long Tian, I must make sure that do him a favour so that i can ask him to not destroy my sect then chill until i get booted from the universe and go next.
Although it really sucks that i will have to leave them at least they won't die.
But other than deciding a concrete Plan, I've also been able to reinforce and consolidate something else;
...I despise this cockroach like trash.
Even though I cannot bring judgement on him, I hope someone puts him in his place for the greater good.
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