It’s said that to avoid getting scammed, you always have to read what your signing at first, especially if it concerns a lot of money. Never have I thought that I’d be involved in a marriage scam, and it was in another world, AND A FUCKING GODDESS DID IT!

All my years of otaku life, help me! I call upon my otaku archive! Tell me how to solve this! I tried searching for an answer from all the materials I’ve read before, but none mentions a marriage scam that involves gods.

“Cancel it, cancel the marriage.”[Yuu]

“No can do, the only way to do it is by killing me.”[Azaleina]

“So all I have to do is kill you?” I have no qualms in killing, I already did it before...

She slammed her head to the floor and knelt. “I deeply apologize of scamming you, but please don’t end our marriage yet, I’m sure you’ll come to like me.”

“Sigh, not like I can kill you just for scamming me once. But don’t expect me to treat you like a wife, and if you do anything that I dislike, be prepared for a proper punishment.”[Yuu]

She held herself and shook violently as she replied. “Haa...lord yuu...haa...is...haa...so understanding...haa.”

“Don’t suddenly act like that, or I’ll hate you.”[Yuu]

She immediately stopped and said. “No! Don’t hate me hubby!”

From lord Yuu, now you call my hubby? At least she’s listening to me...

Since it’s certain that I’m a high god and that I’m stronger than her, I can use that to keep her in check. Aside from the marriage that I did not want, not like it’s completely fruitless. If I have her with me, she can teach me about her world. It’s like having rimuru’s great sage in the flesh.

“Hubby, which do you prefer? Wifey or Azalin?”[Azaleina]

She’s more annoying than great sage though, and more perverted. “I’ll call you Aza, short, simple, and easy to pronounce.”

“Kyaaa, my hubby gave me a nickname!”[Aza]

“Yes, yes, just transfer me to your world now.”[Yuu]

“As you wish hubby.” She said as she walked to a wall and punched it, creating a large whole. “Let’s go.”

“Aren’t you going to teleport me or something?”[Yuu]

“You surely know how to jest hubby, how can I teleport someone stronger than me?”[Aza]

“Wait, so how do we go to your world?”[Yuu]

“Oh silly, we’re already here. We’re just located in my underwater temple, In other words!” She said as she pointed upwards. “We have to swim to the surface!”

Yes, that sounds completely normal. It’s common knowledge with every fantasy world I’ve read before...AS IF! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HEARD OF THIS! SWIMMING TO THE SURFACE? DIDN’T YOU JUST SUMMON ME FROM ANOTHER WORLD? ISN’T THAT HARDER?

“Before that, before that, come with me.” She said as she pulled me out of the white room, leading me to a wide hall, with doors leading to different rooms.

She pulled me to a room filled with treasure and said. “If there’s something that interests you, just take it.”

The room shined from the light reflected by all the golden objects, there were also transparent objects with a bluish glow, and other objects that are hard to describe but were obviously expensive.

“These are the treasures I’ve gathered whenever I feel like loitering the world, feel free to take anything you want.” She said as she raised her head, crossed her arms, and puffed her flat chest.

Hey, aren’t you a Goddess? It is all right for you to be loitering around picking objects that interest you? And why do you look so proud about it? Well at least she isn’t acting like a pervert...for now.

“I dragged you hear to boast about my collection.”[Aza]

Yeah, it’s obvious.

“But that’s not all, since you are my husband, you have free access to my collection. Second, since we’re traveling around the world, we need to have money so it’s better to stock up now. Third, with this, you can test if the inventory function works properly.”

Wait, she’s actually thinking normally? Is she actually smart?

Somehow seeing her in a new light, I stared at her and once she noticed that, her cheeks turned red as she said. “If look at me so passionately, I’ll melt.”

Still looking at her, but with a slight disappointment, I said. “So, how do I use the inventory feature?”

“First summon the inventory, either by saying inventory or by going to the stats screen and clicking inventory. You can put or pull anything in the inventory after that. The items are stored in one of the rooms in my temple that are under a stasis spell, which stops the flow of time for the item. In other words, even if you put a bread in the inventory for a decade, it won’t expire.”[Aza]

That is awesome, it’s looking more and more like an rpg fantasy type world, well it should have been obvious just by seeing the status screen. Ok, let’s check the inventory.

Inventory(0)Diamond (0)Platinum (0)Gold (0)Silver (0)Copper ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

I randomly picked a ring from the pile of treasures and placed it on the screen.

Inventory(0)Diamond (0)Platinum (0)Gold (0)Silver (0)CopperMalice Ring ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓

It works! This is awesome! Wait, malice ring? Forget it, as long as the inventory works.

“Muhaha, is it cool? It is right? Praise me.”[Aza]

She didn’t act perverted this time, and I do think the inventory is cool. “It is, good job Aza.”

“Ehehe, it’s nothing.”[Aza]

I don’t have any problems with her if she’s like this.

“Are you falling for me now? Do you want to push me on a bed and do naughty things to me?”[Aza]

And I have a lot of problems if she’s like this. “No, and stop acting like that or I’ll hate you.”

She stood up properly and said. “Wait, don’t, don’t hate me! It was just a joke!”

At least she’s easy to deal with. Really, what does she see in me? Aside from being a high god, am I really so handsome that she’s head over heels over me?

I went around the whole room looking for objects that I might need, there’s no need to hesitate. If a troublesome Goddess will come with me, then it’s natural to get a compensation right? Besides, she herself told me to take what I want. Only a fool rejects a blessing.

When I finished, she pulled me to another room and this time, there was a variety of clothes hanged around.

“Now, I can’t let my hubby stay in dirty clothes, please choose any clothes that you like. If you ask me, nude suits you the best.”[Aza]

I ignored her perverted statement and went around the room looking for clothes. All the clothes where made from white fabric, same with her clothes. Are clothes for Gods and Goddesses all made from the same fabric?

As I got deeper, I finally found different colored ones, but the styles were too, what do you call it...plain? Forget it, I’ll just pick a clothe that has my favorite color. Black, since black is cool and black is power.

An hour later, I found the right clothes for me. A black, hooded jacket, with a black shirt underneath, black pants, and boots. All I need is a bandage around my right arm and I can call myself the dark flame master!...jokes aside, I’ll probably look cool if I wear this.

When I went to the room’s door carrying the clothes I picked, I saw Aza, wearing new set of clothes. A sleeveless leather vest with a white long sleeved shirt underneath and leather gloves extending to her forearm.

On her waist was a brown belt, tightly holding the white pants she wore, with brownish boots that reached up to her shin.

And her hair, it was, it was...braided. It was braided on two sides, each placed on her shoulder. Isn’t it supposed to be a twin tail? Never heard of a braided loli before...

“How is it?” She said as she spun around. “Do I look good?”

I can’t deny it, she does look good in it. “Yes, you do.”

“Great, then let’s go to my room and do it.”[Aza]

“Aza!”

“I’m sorry! It was a joke!” She said as she lowered her head.

Sigh, if she had a better personality and was older, everything would have been perfect...

She guided me to a room where I changed my clothes. Since there was a mirror, I took a look at myself.

Hahaha, what’s this? Are you fucking serious? Pretty boy? I FUCKING LOOK LIKE A GIRL! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

I still had my manly parts, I even have more muscles than I have before, but all I could see in the mirror was a cute, athletic, high school girl. Take away the manly part, give me big breasts, and I would probably bleed to death...Still, I look damn awesome in black clothes, black clothes are the best!

I dejectedly walked to Aza, who lead me to the gate of her temple. Outside the gate was the sea, only separated from us by a bubble. There were lights on the edge of the bubble, but outside that was dark, as in there’s no light at all.

Looking at it slightly scares me, what if a gigantic monstrous whale appears and eat us? What if I get lost, stranded forever in this dark, underwater world?

Outside the gate was cold, like I a dozen AC units were forced inside a small room. I’m not shaking despite the coldness though.

“Hubby, let’s start.” She said as bubbles appeared around her and covered her.

Shortly, bubbles also appeared around me and covered me.

“There, with that, we can swim without getting wet.” She said as she grabbed my arms. “Ok, time to swim to the surface!”

She jumped out of the temple’s bubble and moved upwards at high speeds, while grabbing my arms.

As I got dragged, I could feel the force of water pushing me back, I could feel the cold temperature, and I could feel chills as I imagine a monster showing out of nowhere in this vast underwater world.

When we passed another bubble, my worst nightmare came true, a gigantic, glowing, monstrous whale showed up. But somehow, I was able to keep my cool, is it because I’m a high god?

Aza stopped once she saw it and inhaled, and once she reached the capacity of her lungs, she yelled. “Ygartha! I’ll stay in the surface for a few years! Take care of the temple while I’m gone!”

The whale sent sounds I couldn’t understand and when Aza heard it, she continued swimming to the surface.

It took a few hours despite the speed in which we were traveling, but we finally got out of the sea. We jumped out of the water and Aza created a path made from ice.

“Welcome to Eivonroot, hubby.” She said as she smiled to me, filled with joy, without any hint of lust, like she was a totally different person. “Ok, should we do it here?”

Then my mind changed again, she’s just a pervert...“Aza!”

“I’m sorry! It was a joke!”