《journal teleport science something》the future is a thing
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hit a kind of block with bulletgun stuff. so i put a teleport on it. teleports make everything better. at first i was all like hey what if i ported a bullet into the reload thing
but that was stupid
because if i'm teleporting bullets then why not teleport a bullet that's already going really fast huh? why not teleport a whole bunch of bullets that are all going really fast? why not outsource the whole tricky reloading shooting barrel length nonsense so i got just like a cool dinky little thing with a teleportal in it?
so yeah that's what i did
now i got a tiny but mighty bulletgun pistol thing. easy to carry. easy to point at stuff i want to not be alive. put some dampening stuff in the teleportal to deal with recoil biz. got seven tubes in the bulletgun room at biscuit fort. got a couple of bulletscamps attending. now i can just upgrade the massive bulletgun contraption and keep all my bullets there instead of lugging all that junk around with me. set up some like basic turrets around biscuit fort too. hooked to the same thing. no idea how good scamps are gonna be at turret operation but eh. guess we'll find out sometime.
oh yeah anty subject 001 kicked it. too much dubstep i guess. also bullet practice. turns out my theory was correct and ants do not like being shot. tiny but mighty bulletgun seems pretty useful. holds up under test conditions.
didn't get a proper chance to test my sonic ant annoyer. put it in a toy voicechanger thing so i can just wear it over my face. guess i'll get a chance to try it pretty soon. because oh yeah. grumpy ol #5 never came back from that scraphunt mission. i mean some of his minidrones did. brought me some scrap. good little guys. but #5 got eaten i think. or whatever ants do to metal. they eat it right? man am i gonna have to fight metal ants sometime. yeah i am. that is totally what i'm gonna have to fight.
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oh yes some good progress on antgutgems. got a thing set up. turning them into batteries. only getting like 8% efficiency but eh. good enough for field superscience. means at least i got my shield going again and also antgutgem batteries are way lighter than my bulky old power packs. so i can carry a lot more. emergency teleportal doesn't like them though. like what's up with that. how's a thing gonna be picky about what kind of electricity it's getting. laser shotgun = same thing. antgutgems really hate lasers huh. or just ghost them. refuse to acknowledge lasers existence.
another annoying thing is that my shield doesn't like getting too much power all at once. or from one source? can't figure out the exact problem. irritating.
well anyway overall feeling okay about survival stuff. i have shield. i have murdergear. i can shout at ants with this voicechanger and maybe they'll get socially anxious about coming near me.
so now i gotta decide about y'know actually being proactive about this whole deal.
like what am i doing here
so here we go:
[ locate local hive and go check it out re: ant genocide ie attack attack attack ]
lock down the neighbourhood with sensors and turrets and such ie defend defend defend
look into just getting the flip outta this crazy town ie escape escape escape
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