they found me

they're outside

i can hear them

like even without using an invention or anything

just with my ears

turrets didn't attack them fortunately

i mean they're set to definitely not attack humans

because i am a human

technically

and i do not want turrets to attack me

so

let's all just be really quiet

they were banging on the door before

big solid door

lovely big door

stopped now

think they're talking

i'm using minicomputer to write this

because bigcomputer has clacky keys

v satisfying

but also bad for giving away the fact that you are hiding

pretending to not exist

while you wait

for people

to leave

you

alone

haven't finished teleportal nuisance remover yet

haven't even made the cosy tea room

okay

nope they're still here

think they're trying to get into ant prison now

bad idea humans

management is not responsible for injury or death resulting from unleashing captive ants

not that i got many in there right now

and those aren't in good condition

still

hope no one gets hurt

just want them to gooooo awaaaaay

maybe i could creep over to lair entrance

teleportal behind vending machines

snuggle in down there

wonder what it's even like now

haven't been down in like

months?

should probably check stuff first

like if ventilation systems donked up sometime

i could just teleport down into some kind of like

deathcloud

no

i have grown beyond tiny safe underground lair

i live above the earth now

are they still there

they are still there

still there

still there

still flipping there oh come ON HUMANS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

YOU ARE MAKING ME USE CAPITAL LETTERS

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE

okay wait

waitwaitwait

vehicle?

combustion engine?

leaving?

question marks?

okay

okayokay

they're gone

oh thank goodness

i mean they will be back

humans cannot leave a thing alone

this is a fact

should maybe send some drones after them

if i know where they live i can keep far away from that place

and work on my lovely tea room teleportal device

to avoid

social complications

hmm let's see though

eyespiders or regular drones

regular drones probably the safer bet there

operational limits on eyespiders pretty low

can't fit much battery inside an eye

okay

go drones

follow those mammals

i will be here

doing teleports

and

designing tearooms