《Lament of the Determined》royal road bad ecks dee
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jake went into the classroom and sat down
hi i'm enoby darkness dementia raven and im ur teacher for magic theroy, so you got mana channels and you got meridians and you got a a mana core so you gotta cultivate and then ur mana will get bigger and also there are stages so im stage 10 which means im more powerful than u.'
'yeah right' someone yelled
'fight me'
'ok'
The person got up and faced up against enoby darkness dementia raven, bringing out his pathetic 12-inch cock, jake snortled at the sheer patheticness of it. So did enoby darkness dementia raven, as a bulge in her pants grew, jake gasped as he witnessed a cock larger than a truck, larger than... he couldn't even see the end of it!'
the man gasped and tried to run but he couldn't escape, he died screaming in agony as her massive shlong decended.
'and that's why you should always respect women' jake said to himself
but enoby heard what he said and came over
'you respect women?'
'hell yeah i do'
enoby bent over and started sucking on jake's dick.
jake was happy until he found out... he gasped
'your not a woman! you are the pompous noble in disguise!'
'ahahahahahah' the pompous noble said pompously. 'that's what you get for disrespecting me!'
'jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay!' he chanted
and the other students started chanting with him, pointing and laughing, sharing videos of jake getting his dick sucked by a boy!
jake was embarressed, but then he was not.... he was angry!
'Youuuu bastards! you don't know what i'm capable of!'
'yeah capable of gettin your dicc sucked by a man'
jake was calm... and angry, his previously soft penis began to grow.
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'what are you gonna do... fuck me???' the pompous noble said, bending over and revealing his asshole to jake.
the classmates laughter intesnified
but jakes pp kept on growing
'i have not yet revealed my true strength to you...'
'jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay!'
'but it seems as if I must'
'jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay! jakes gay!'
jake roared as his penis reached its full length and size, filling up the room and crushing several students immedaitely, he swayed his hips and killed even more, but a more dangerous obstacle stood in his way.
the noble smirked 'not bad' he whipped out his cock aswell 'but i've been owning noobs since 2002'
jake thrusted with his hips, intending to impale the noble, but he deflected it with his own pp.
jake gasped
the noble launched a retaliation, throwing babies covered in oil at jake to force him to retreat.
but jake was no pussy, so he killed all the babies before they could touch him.
the noble gasped
jake punched the noble but the noble blocked it
jake gasped
the noble rugby tackled jake into the ground and began to punch jake in the face, jake grit his teeth, he hadn't wanted to fall to this level but...
jake reached forward with his sword and cut the nobles cock off.
the noble gasped 'y-you...'
jake leaned in... 'that's what you get... that's what you get for calling me gay'
jake left him there, crying on the ground.
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