《Lament of the Determined》stupid ass
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the ticket said
bro you gotta go to the royal palace and make a speech
so jake went to the palace to make a speech
'make your speech' said the king
'ahem' said jake 'women are not property'
then jake went to sleep for a couple of hours, when he awoke, he was surrounded by letters from tearful women, thanking him for single-handedly stopping the patriarchy
jake went back out onto the speech podium
'EDIT: Rip my inbox lol, 2k upvotes??? WOW!
EDIT 2: Thank you so much for all the kind messages! Here is my youtube account! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChGJGhZ9SOOHvBB0Y4DOO_w/featured
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