-Conclusion(2)-

The next day both Kenshin and Joy woke up to a nasty headache due to excessive drinking. Well, Kenshin only suffered for a bit before his mighty physique healed everything, going him a much-needed relief. As for Joy, well, he was going to suffer a few hours more before his physique heals everything.

Chiba was nowhere to be found, probably gone to Mrs.Yui’s place, Kenshin concurred and headed for the bathroom to freshen up.

“Ah! What I wouldn’t do for a cup of coffee right now…Ena, can you please make me one?” Joy shouted as he sat on the ground, cradling his head. It was indeed aching badly, last night he had surpassed himself in drinking tolerance, breaking all his past records.

“Okay, wait a minute.” The ever cute Ena, who was browsing a fashion magazine, smiled, hopping to the kitchen to make Joy a cup of coffee. She, along with the two others, was made with very high intelligence, similar to a normal human. Z1 and Z2 even surpassed the level of a normal human, bordering on the realm of geniuses. For them to get curious about normal human stuff was pretty natural. Especially her, Ena, who was a girl and was made with the personality of a bubbly little girl.

She would often get attracted by pretty dresses and accessories. Her favorite pastime was to read such fashion magazines and marvel at the pretty dresses and accessories. Of course, she knew how to read. It took only a few minutes before z1 and Z2 learned how to read and write Japanese, which they later taught to the girl.

As for the other two, while Ena liked pretty dresses and reading a fashion magazine, those two old-timers would get attracted to everything related to administration and strategy. They had spent all their leisure time reading different languages and histories. Of course, their priority still lay on obeying Kenshin’s orders that were to guard the family living near their master’s house. Those two had also taken a liking towards chess and shogi, spending countless hours straight on playing it. They were zombies, they would not get tired… and taking advantage of that fact, these two old-timers played for hours straight.

A minute later, she handed a cup of coffee to the bald man, receiving a thank you from him. Tugging a strand of hair behind her ear in an all too seductive manner, a scene that almost made Joy choke who knew her true nature, she sat down beside him before showing her ire.

“You shouldn’t have drunk that much last night… both master and you are really embarrassing, you know? Big sister Chiba ran away in the middle of the night, unable to cope up with your embarrassing drunken stupor.” Ena said with a pout as she crinkled her nose upwards.

“Hey, you can’t blame me entirely! It's your so-called master that instigated me to drink yesterday.” Joy raised both his hands above his head, narrowing his eyes as he refuted her claim.

“Hey, master indeed started it, but don’t you dare forget it's you who started all that dirty talking last night and even teased master for being a virgin. If not for you doing that, yesterday wouldn’t have been that awkward. Hmph!” Ena humphed angrily, crossing her arms before her flat as a washboard chest, blatantly showing her disgust at Joy.

“I don’t remember anything like that… don’t you lie to me…” Joy humphed as he calmly took a sip from his coffee. It was a little bitter and a little sweet, perfect for his taste. She might not know how to make other things, but this girl makes the perfect coffee that hits the spot- thought Joy enjoying his coffee.

[Kenshin… hik… I heard you are still a virgin despite this much older, huh? Hik… haha! I haven’t pegged you to be a shy type… hahaha… hik! Know what, how about me introducing you to a few girls? Let me tell you… their boobs are one of the best around to grab…]

“Pfft!!” Joy threw mouthful of coffee; he was leisurely sipping into the floor, looking horrified at a smug Ena holding a small mobile phone in her hands. That slur voice was definitely his, no matter how much he feigned ignorance, he could never change his voice. When he looked at her, she raised an eyebrow, giving him a closed-lip smile.

“Haha! I can't believe you got done in a by a girl who was, literally, just born a few days ago…lol” Kenshin came out of the bathroom, wrapping a town across his waist while wiping his head with another. He had a lopsided grin on his face, as he gave a refreshing smile at him. Giving Ena a thumbs up, he said: “Nice Ena, you are the best.”

Joy ground her teeth in anger, feeling a sense of defeat this soon in the morning. In the end, he latched into the only shortcoming of Kenshin he knew like a sore loser, “At least I am not a virgin, haha!”

As he had expected, it worked like magic, “You bastard, just because you are a whore, you are expecting everyone to be one? Grrr!!” throwing his town which he was using to wipe his head towards him while embedding a little amount of WIL into it, he turned around and walked away to his room. The towel made an arc across the room and landed heavily on the bald head of Joy, giving him a bump.

“Ouch! What the hell, man!” Joy screamed to show his displeasure, but the grin on his face gave away the victory he was relishing in. He knew to target this only weak point was dirty, but a win is a win, no matter how dirty it gets. Joy was shameless enough to enjoy such a victory.

“You are unbelievable!” of course how could Ena feel good when her master was defeated like that? But what else she could do other than scolding him? With a severe lack of derogatory vocabulary, she only resorted to what she had seen on the TV that Kenshin bought for her and the other two zombies to watch in their free time.

“Well, thank you for your praise, haha!!” Joy showed his 32s as he rubbed the little bump on his head.

…

“Joy, I am going to Yuki’s office. I have to file a complaint against the attempt to our life. If Chiba comes, you can take her and search around for a suitable house for her and her mom. She was saying something about moving near us… ask Mrs.Yui if she knows any empty place nearby.” Kenshin came out dressed in black pants, a red t-shirt and a black jacket above. He was wearing a pair of branded shoes, like a pair of sunglass hung on his head.

“Got it.” Joy gave a thumbs up to him, before giving him a one up.

“What?” Kenshin asked, feeling Joy’s gaze to be pretty weird. He even checked himself once more, thinking that there was something wrong.

“No, its nothing. Just that, you are looking like you are going on a date rather than to a government office to file a complaint… am I thinking too much?” narrowing his eyes, Joy probed.

“You are, indeed, thinking too much. Other than filing the complaint, I am going to sell all our loots we have accumulated these days, it's all in here.” Kenshin said showing an amulet he wore that was in the shape of a rubrics cube. He had come up with an interesting way to explain his storage space. That was this artifact that helped him to store items.

This Rubrics Cube was named Escan’s Cube Space, which cost him 2.5 million gold coins from System store even while a 10% discount was applied. Like his system, it had 99 storage spaces, with each space having the capability to store up to 99 similar materials.

This item’s availability was one of the many things that changed after his system’s upgrade.