~Cast and Crew~

Cole Moedy -17- Captain of the Excalibur and Ruler of Demons. With the passing of his mother, he followed shortly after. He spoke with God then awoke to find himself on the coast of the country of 'Calistor'.

Rou Moedy -17- First mate of the Excalibur and primary navigator. Expert with a firearm and a likely possessor of a rare magic pirates once called the 'whisper of the wind'. She is an outgoing girl who always dreamed of life as a pirate.

Aqua Moedy -16- Medic of the Excalibur and primary close range firepower. Along with her sister Rou, the two were the first friends Cole met.

Mirna Moedy -15- Chef of the Excalibur and primary hug pillow. Purchased as charity towards the Inn owner. Weapon of choice is the wire whisk.

El Moedy [Eldywyn Greenmaple] -18- Second princess of the elven forest, shipwrecked for 5 years on a deserted island. After witnessing great skill with the spear gun, El requested one for herself and quickly became a master shot.

Alice -22- Slave of Cole Moedy. Unconvicted statutory rapist.

Clove -19- Princess of Calistor, B-rank adventurer, and expected future leader of the country. Primarily wields a fire sword and barrier belt.

Triff [Triphilia Bronzescale] -20- Travelling dwarf engineer. 'The best in the world' she claims, although verification seems impossible.

Karlie -21- Rescued slave and best friend of Alice, also heads the Excalibur Trade Company.

Autumn -17- Another rescued slave. A baker's daughter and the current manager of Excalibur Burger Company. Unconfirmed lesbian.

Pina -18- Of unknown origin. Appeared in Marrow around the first recruitment period. Quickly leaped in rank, currently works as fleet commander as well as boot camp instructor.

Golin -43- Husband, and father of two. Assistant fleet commander. Recruited in the same group as Pina. Alongside Pina, the two are responsible for knowing where each ship is at all times.

Muscleman -Mid 30's?- The man who stands behind the guild counter. An expert artist and the nicest man you'll ever meet.

Ox -65+- Guildmaster. Where is he all day? I have only seen him at the guild once.

Franz [Franseco Carrington] -Mid 30's- Lord of Marrow and spy for the king. A well-meaning man, only hopes for the betterment of his citizens. Prefers his burger 'Mirna style'.

Ellie -12- Franz' youngest. A regular at the restaurant. Deeply in love with Cole, but afraid she holds no chance against the breasts of the others.

Evan -14- Another regular at the restaurant. Can often be found watching the training grounds in awe. Hopes to one day join ETC despite his noble standing.

Carol -25- Teller at the Marrow branch bank.

Ponzo -27- Dwarf engineer in charge of maintaining the bank vault.

Lynn -40's- Mirna's mother, Innkeeper.

Lyl -40's- Mirna's father. Often working to provide for his countless daughters.

Dianna -14- Slave rescued from the trader in Marrow. Features adorable tooth misalignment. Sold with expectations of not surviving the night.

April -19- Well endowed slave rescued from the trader in Marrow. A beauty worth every penny of her asking price. Of Noble descent, but unwilling to leave.

Aquarou -1000+- Spirit of the Ocean. Has a pet abyssal named Colleen. Creator of mainly useless magic tools.

Zo -1000+- Spirit of Faith. Pope of the primary church organization across the country.

Gale -1000+- Unmet Spirit of Nobility.

Kapi -1000+- Unmet Spirit mentioned in the rumor mill.

Minerva -1000+- Unmet Spirit of Magic. Triff's idol.

Damien -Dead- Hero of the world. The first demon.

Calis -18- Piece of Shi... Eh, that's not fair. I suppose he has changed. Let's try that one again.

Calis -18- Prince of Calistor.

The King -40's- Clove's father. Killed his brother for control of the throne.

The Queen -30's- Former slave. Calis and Clove's mother.

'Silver Hero' -??- Not known. Mentioned by a Noble during the Gala. Hero of Karash.

Roya -20's- Tournament opponent of Clove. Capable of controlling the minds of men.

Brute Armstrong -30's- Tournament opponent of Aqua. Currently trains on the highest peak in Calistor in hopes to one day face her again.

Priestess Iuruha -17- Flat-chested failed conquest. Works as a healer for the temple of faith. Also opperates as a toy for Zo's enjoyment.

"Did I miss anyone?"

"No. I dont think so, Captain. However I do think your descriptions for some of them are rather…"

"What?"

"No, they are fine."

"Oh come on, tell me."

"Well for instance, why'd you call Alice a rapist?"

"That's… Nothing."

"What are you writing all this for anyway?"

"Don't worry about it, I mean, technically, this conversation isn't even cannon."

"Please stop breaking the fourth wall Captain."

"Sorry."