《Overpowered Sadistic Cat》Putting People In Their Place
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I had intense eye contact with the swordsman who called me a pervert.
"I'm no pervert. I simply have no fucking clothes!" I said in a despising tone. But it was hard to take me seriously as I literally was walking around butt naked.
"Huh!? You're no fucking pervert?! Who doesn't even have clothes?!" said the swordsman mockingly.
I wanted to punch him in the face so hard, I could easily tell that I was tens of times stronger than him!
I don't recommend punching him here in public, you'll just be labeled as a criminal.
I unconsiciously activated celestial aura and you could sense murder intent from me.
The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been activated.
The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been acquired.
The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been activated. Any creature weaker than you will feel immense pressure and succumb to you.
Everyone around me suddenly started shaking and kneeling. The swordsman was crying and begging for forgiveness.
"I-I'm sorry Your Excellency!!!" said the previously arrogant swordsman now kneeling down shuddering in fear.
"As long as you're sorry, trash." I said aggressively.
The hidden Unique Quest: Scare The Fuck Out of People has been completed. You have been awarded 200 skillpoints.
The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been deactivated.
The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been deactivated.
Wow.. I seem to have a talent for completing hidden quests!
.... Shut up! You didn't expect it at all! Honestly, I'm not even surprised anymore..
While people were still recovering from the shock from my ability I went up to someone who looked approachable.
"Where can I buy some fine clothes, Your Excellency?" I asked a middle aged man.
"Y-You can buy clothes over there..." said the middle aged man pointing towards a big store with several dresses on display.
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"Thank you." I politely said and smiled.
"N-No problem." the man was scared to death and didn't want to offend me. That was understandable, but I, Teddy am only aggressive towards people who think they can despise me. Sure, I hate humans but I can make some exceptions to nice humans.
I went into the clothing store and a young woman who seemed to be in her mid 20s was at the checkout. She blushed when she saw me and quickly handed me over some cheap clothes that I could use while taking a look in the store.
"Y-You shouldn't walk around naked sir." she said shyly. She seemed to think I was some kind of handsome pervert lunatic.
She isn't wrong though..
Shut the fuck up!! I walked around for a while and in the end I found it really hard to decide. Hey, use Unlimited Storage and hand me over 3 diamond coins.
Fine..
The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage.
3 diamond coins has been withdrawn by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage.
I now had 3 diamond coins in my hand! How convenient! I once again walked up to the checkout and put three diamond coins on the table.
"Please give me all of the expensive clothing you think will suit me." I said while having a smug smile on my face.
You don't look as appealing as you think with that smile...
Stop ruining everything... the woman at the checkout was stunned. She thought it was weird for someone who didn't even have clothes to have three diamond coins. She gasped in surprise and checked their authenticity. After realizing they were genuine she truly almost passed out. After a few minutes of her soul moving in and out of her body she finally started picking clothes out professionally. After what seemed like only one or two minutes she had already picked a huge pile of clothes that were all supposed to suit me.
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"Thank you! I'll come back later for more business maybe!" I said and waved goodbye. Before leaving I mischievously winked at her and she became red as a tomato! I laughed in my heart.
Hmmm... you seem to be pretty good at flirting with ladies.
That's to be expected! Who do you think had a cat harem before!? What should I even do right now?
Maybe you can become an overpowered adventurer, a hero (like you're supposed to be), a demon lord, a god, a saint and so on. You have infinite possiblities due to your high stats and overpowered skills.
I'll try to become a god. But for now I want to try getting skills and farming skillpoints until I have a pretty broad skillset.
That's the smartest thing you've said during the entire time we've been together.. are you really Teddy?
Of course I am! Show me my stats!
User: Teddy IV
Species: Cat Tiger
Level: 500
Skillpoints: 1505
Strength: 2500 Agility: 2000 Constitution: 500 Intelligence: 15 Wisdom: 12 Charisma: 115
Appearance: 220 Luck: ?
I guess I'll upgrade my intelligence and wisdom as they are related to magic regeneration, magic power and mana amount. Right?
Yes.. how do you know that?
While my owner was away from home I was sometimes bored so I took a peek at his generic isekai manga!!
I see.. how much do you want to upgrade them?
Do 1000 on Intelligence and 500 on Wisdom! By the way, I've meant to ask you for a while. Why doesn't my luck stat display in numbers?
Because you literally can't measure the amount of luck you have I guess? Like who the fuck completes three hidden quests without the intention to do so?!
The attribute "Intelligence" has been upgraded by 1000 skillpoints!
The hidden Legendary Quest: Mana of a True Hero has been completed. You have been awarded 20% faster mana recovery and 500 skillpoints.
The attribute "Wisdom" has been upgraded by 500 skillpoints!
The hidden Ancient Quest: Wise Sage has been completed. You have been awarded 20% stronger attacks utilizing mana.
.. COME ON!!
MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!
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