《Greatest Xianxia Book》Chapter 2 - Humiliation
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Chapter 2
"I am the God of Fishing!! "
A mighty voice boomed inside my head, filled with the majesty and power of a god, freeing me from the shackles of the bondaged beauty.
My consciousness was then sucked inside the legendary fishing rod.
I opened my eyes to the sight of a gigantic golden man sitting on a throne made out of fishing rods. He was only sitting there yet I could still feel his imposing aura as if everything else was beneath his eyes and he's the only one worthy to rule the heavens!
"My last descendant! Do you accept my inheritance! "
He asked, seemingly not a question, but an order one must not disobey. I felt offended, this guy is just so cocky, just ordering me around, so I immediately agreed and kowtowed in front of him.
"Yes, great and almighty ancestor! This lowly one accepts your blessings and promise to bring back the glory of our mighty bloodline through your powerful inheritance! "
He stared down at me and a book suddenly burned into existence. I excitedly opened the book and realized I couldn't read.
"Almighty ancestor! Forgive me for I cannot understand the wisdom and knowledge contained in this mighty book! "
I pleaded at him with an innocent look, hoping that he would impart me some comprehension skills or would at least give me the power to read.
"When the time is right, you will understand. "
His voice boomed once again and I returned to reality, dumbfounded. But before I could even react, the beautiful maiden pointed at me with shock.
"You! You!! I sense divine power from within you! Who are you?! "
She asked, agitatedly. I immediately imitated my almighty ancestor and sat cross legged in front of her, silently looking down at her.
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An hour like this passed before she blinked and lost the staring contest.
"Ai! The divine power flowing within you is truly too fearsome and savage! I cannot contend! My name is fairy Xia! Let this one serve you! "
Fairy Xia admitted defeat and went home with me.
...
Now knowing that I am a descendant of a mighty being, I gained a little bit of confidence.
The next day, I attended school to learn how to read. The teacher was hot and just about my age so I used my new divine charms on her.
"Hey beautiful lady, would you like to see my legendary mighty rod? "
I smiled at her then got beaten up by her husband who was conveniently just beside her.
I was kicked out on the streets as the rain poured on me. With rage in my eyes, I vowed under the heavens that this humiliation will be paid a thousand-folds!
I ran back home and entered closed-door training.
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