《Greatest Xianxia Book》Chapter 6 - A Cup of Tea
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Chapter 6
A supreme expert suddenly appeared above our Sky Burning Heaven Clan and killed everyone including my kids and wives.
I raged and raged and engulfed the area with all of my power, but before I could even smash, the dying Ancestral Founder Ah Phoy Sky Burning Heaven stopped me and asked me to leave.
"You are the last hope of our Sky Burning Heaven Clan! Avenge us! "
I cried and with a wave of Ancestral Founder Ah Phoy Sky Burning Heaven's arms, I was teleported to another continent.
I then fainted and woke up in the lap of a beautiful and gentle teen girl. In a village surrounded by a peaceful atmosphere.
I then found a pond and fished with my legendary fishing rod. I hooked the reel in and I suddenly caught the long forgotten Fairy Xia!
...
We went back inside the teen girl's house and I pressured Fairy Xia with my endless sea of energy.
"Sit on my lap. "
"No! "
She kneeled there while trying to suppress my endless amount of energy. My Dao of Water rotated furiously and she fell face first on the ground.
I scooped her up under the shocked gaze of the little owner of this house and started spanking Fairy Xia's perky butt.
"Where have you been!? "
"No! "
"Answer me! "
"No! "
She started crying. Then the little owner of this house, Yao Yao, poured a cup of tea for us.
Then I suddenly received enlightenment while spanking Fairy Xia's butt.
"When water is poured into a cup, it takes on the shape of the cup and becomes the cup! Water can actually become anything!"
*BOOOOOMMMM! *
Enlightenment chains tore through the skies and fused with my body. This time, the chains did not strengthen a skill of mine but actually gave me a skill!
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"I am now able to become anything! "
My Dao of Water suddenly started to rotate and I actually achieved the 2nd level of the Dao of Water!
"One with water! "
I am water and water is me! Anywhere there is water, there is me!
My eyes glowed and I transformed into the sea that covers the planet. I used up more of my energy and all of the moisture in the air was controlled by me.
I used it to locate the supreme expert that exterminated the entire Sky Burning Heaven Clan. I found him and instantly materialized behind him and unleashed a forbidden skill.
"Water goes in, WATER goes OUT!! "
He died and I melted his remains in a vapor of super hot steam.
I searched the world for the location of the destroyed Sky Burning Heaven Clan and materialized myself inside.
I waved my hand and the whole place was soon flooded and became a part of the sea.
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