《My Birthday Wish to be a Dungeon Master was Granted!》Chapter 26: Boredom is Always Solved by the Internet!!
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“FUEEENN!!!! MASTERRR!!! MAASSTTEERRRR!!!”
I quickly got up from my chair and hurriedly ran towards the back where Shironeko was locked up. When I arrived, I saw a puddle of tears under her body and snot was sticking to her face, accompanied by the dirty rags. If there was a person who didn’t know my circumstances looking at her right now, I can say that I will be sentenced to death.
“!? MASTER!!!”
Shironeko quickly got up and ran towards me. The next moment, the bars holding her prison broke with a loud sound and scattered on the floor. One in particlar was heading towards me.
Because of the speed of the iron bar, it is impossible to dodge. Even if I can move, the worst case is it will pierce through my body.
“MASTER!!!!”
Just when I braced myself for incredible pain, Shironeko quickly came in front of me and blocked the incoming iron bar. Oh yeah, I forgot that I gave Shironeko a broken equipment in the form of skin. I can’t really tell, but she is currently wearing it.
“MASHTER!!! DON’T LEABE MEE!!!”
With the snot and tears in her face making it harder to speak, she made some messed up her pronounciation.
“Sorry Shironeko. I will always stay by your side so don’t cry.”
“Uuuu… Hikuu… Really?”
“Yes…”
If there was a person back here from Japan, they might be cringing from the scene right now. I mean I would because of the embarrasing words I just said.
I lulled Shironeko back to sleep. Even if she just woke up, she is exhausted because of bauling her eyes out. Heck, even the snot was very stick and was clinging to my clothes.
I brought her light, unconscious body towards the core room and layed her down on the bed. I also covered her with a blanket to keep her from the cold.
Now that I am done with Shironeko’s problem, I went back to the computer connecting towards Proxy as he heads towards the King’s castle. Since, it wasn’t that long when they left, they are still traversing inside a forest while fending off some monsters when they encounter one.
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“Hmm… It is pretty boring without anything to do…”
Because of the stupid hero incident, some adventurers were leaving and holing up inside the inn. Oh yeah, I need to put some incubus for the female adventurers.
I opened the Dungeon Menu and accessed the Dungeon Market. I summoned 5 incubi and had them leave towards the inn for management. Although, only during the night will they leave. If they leave now, I am sure they will be mistaken as monsters coming from the dungeon. Also, for some reason, there can obly be one entrance for a dungeon. I don’t know why this was implemented, but I am not the creator of dungeons so let’s leave it at that.
For now, I had them stand by in the room where Kaze is. Right now, Kaze is just like the head of security inside my dungeon so he is just in charge of monitoring the dungeon and he will report to me when there is anything going on.
“I also better make some subordinates for him.”
Using [Create Entity], I created 5 golems to be subordinates for Kaze. I named the five of them Unus, Duo, Tribus, Quattuor, and Quinque. I also had them move towards the room where Kaze is and had them explain the decision I made.
“UOOOHHH!!!”
… I’ll forget about that cry of happiness that echoed until here. It gives me the creeps when I imagine myself shouting like that.
Next is the dungeon layout, but first, here is the Dungeon Statistics.
Dungeon Name: Nameless
Dungeon Master: Yanagi Daichi
Dungeon Level: 34
Dungeon Type: Normal
Dungeon Difficulty: S+
Dungeon Age: 0
Floors: 15
Number of Rooms: 45
Intruder Count; Daily: 53
Weekly: 342
Intruders Killed: 20
Monsters Lost: 321
Daily DP Income: 57280
… What the heck happened to my dungeon when I was gone? The floors increased by 7 and the difficulty rose. Just what did Kaze do in this one week?
Anyway, back on track, I plan to add floors but seeing that it reached 15 floors already, I stopped and moved to add some monsters. In the Dungeon Games, Orc Crusaders and Orc Riders were very useful so I plan to add Orc Crusaders in every last room on the even floors and Orc Riders in the last room on the odd floors. The boss room is excluded of course, they’ll just hold back Deus when repelling intruders.
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Oh right, how much is my DP again?
DP: 1,238,210
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[Dungeon Market]
[Dungeon Management]
[Dungeon Customization]
[Dungeon Statistics]
[Dungeon Storage]
… Again, I am speechless at the outcome. Anyway, I summoned Orc Crusader Spawners and Orc Rider Spawners using the DP.
Now that I am done with that, I summoned Goblin Ninja Spawners only in the boss room. The reason for being is that I lack too much information around the world. I’ll have them go around and gather information. There is also one problem. They can’t enter town, villages, or cities. Even if they can hide, they can’t stay inside for too long lest an adventurer finds out about the goblin, so I had created golems just like Proxy to gather information about human places. Not just humans, but also demihumans, beastmen or what race they are called here.
I’ll have the golems connect to the computer I have in the control room while the Goblin Ninjas will have items that they can use to communicate with me. I also added a feature where if the Goblin Ninja holding it dies, the item will disentegrate to avoid being tracked if there are any tracking abilities.
Now that that is done, I have nothing to do thus am free.
“… What should I do now?”
I accessed the Dungeon Management and created a room next to the core room. Inside, there was a hole and a water source. The water was warm and steam rose from the water. In short, I made a hot spring.
I head inside and wahed my body. After washing, I dipped my body inside the warm water.
“Fuaaahhh…”
Minutes later, I got out fully refreshed and saw a sweaty Shironeko sleeping on the bed.
“I’ll teach her how to bathe when she wakes up.”
I just hope nobody calls me a lolicon after this…
I went towards the computer and looked at the progress of Proxy. It’s been approximatly half a day after they left and now, I can see that Proxy is inside a building with humans and demihumans drinking alcohol. There was also a pretty receptionist and waitress.
Ohh? There’s a drunk human trying to touch her ass and the next moment, his lips met the floor. If I see that girl, I’ll never try to molest her…
“… Haaahhh… So bored…”
Having nothing to do is very boring, so I created some games I remembered back on Earth using [Create Entity]. There was a game called ‘Shout of Mission: Modern Warfare’ which was an FPS game. There was also ‘Deceased Isle’, an open world game with zombies as the enemies.
I played the games for two hours before loneliness settled in my body. When it comes to games, multiplayer is the best right?
“!? What if I create internet?”
An idea rushed through my brain and I quickly used [Create Entity] to make it a reality. A few minutes and blinding light later, there was a new icon on the screen. Its name was ‘Smoke’.
I clicked on it using the mouse and a login window appeared on the screen. I entered the account I used on the login prompt and the next thing, I was brought to the Smoke window.
“YES!!!!”
I did a guts pose and quickly browsed for games. One game was called CS:IO (Crisis Strike: International Offensive). I clicked on the download button and when I saw the download speed, my heart skipped a beat and my mind went blank.
250 mbps
In just under a minute, CS:IO was finished downloading. And when I entered the game, the casual toxic and salt assaulted my ears. They were all talking in Japanese, so it made me feel nostalgia for a moment. The language here is different, but somehow, I can understand them.
Two hours later, I suffered two complete defeats and the usual verbal abuse and salt were thrown at me, the useless player.
Now that I know I can play online games, for now, let’s share this experience.
Topic: I am in a different world!!!
Daichi
GUYS!! I AM IN A DIFFERENT WORLD!!!
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