《Observation Log Of Miss Miner》Chapter 33: *Self HIgh Five!*
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"To think those things would start show around this quickly."
Andrews said while staring at the pills and vials I brought.
"Well, this vial of Rose Eyes is just a downgraded version of Lilith's Dew beauty enhancer supplied by Madam Ink Eyes with some elements mixed in it that make it addictive."
"I reckon this one will disappear from the market in few days at the best. Madam hate it when someone try to modify her personal products."
"But this tablet is a dangerous one. To think this thing would still exist."
The tablet and vial I bought were a new kind of drug going around the whole district. The only reason that hasn't appeared on Jackal's territory is that there were no potential targets.But, now than all the establishments where renovated, the dealers begun to move in to fill the void.
As for Andrews, he refused to involve himself and his gang in those drug deals.
Not in a moral way, but he said it only bring a short-term profit while dragging him and me in big middy water.
"This thing is Arbidor."
Andrews continues his explanation while raising it under the light for inspection.
The tablet is a drug called Arbidor, and it's cheap and easy to produce, but extremely addictive. It's effect is, for a time, to enhances qi circulation, expands the mana vein while increasing the muscle, boosting the user's stage by one.
"Users and vendors says it is marrow cleaner or an insight enhancer, but it's nothing more than a drug."
Even though it evil drug at the same time sounded like an easy money maker even for me, but...
"Bosses quickly found a flaw."
Of course, almost everyone thought like me as another easy way to make money. So they began to buy the recipe of Arbitor, but in just a week, they found a fatal flaw in it.
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"A fucking fatal one that. Sorry for the word master."
"It is okay."
"When Arbidor is used for more than a week, the person will begins to hallucinate, and their senses will heavily deteriorate. That is not the end of it, as after a month, the person would start to go rampage, as if sleepwalking in a nightmare or dreaming of battle."
Basically mean it is not a good drug with very short-term profit.
"Within that one month after release, it bought nothing but troubles to whole District 0 due to constant visit from many furious guardians of young masters and ladies from prosperous families got addicted to Arbidor along with property damage created by junkies."
"So five bosses decided to ban this drug completely. Which is making the only drug that completely banned in this lawless hellhole."
Heh, to think that the one thing banned in this lawless place where human trafficking, slavery, and murder is legal, is a crapy drug?
"I don't know how this thing began to appear since its recipe was destroyed and erased from this district 0. But I bet the five bosses would start to move quickly before this thing blows like the last time and take half of district 0."
"So master, may I ask you to bust every dealer you see during the night and bring them for information while I also send guys also hunt during the day led by one of your boys as insurance. For the time being, we need to fix our problems before going after bigger ones."
Nice one, Andrews!
No one will like the main character who talks about a big thing when he can't fix his own first.
"Affirmative."
"Thank you, next time. It will be different. I don't waste your time on trivial things."
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Oh no, please continue to ask me about this kind of problem. I will gladly get involved in the fray.
Thus I began my work on busting the dealers around the territory.
"STAND DOWN! DON'T MOVE!"
"What the fuck!"
"SHIT!"
The man tried to run towards the dark alley.
But that is completely useless on my night vision installed in my SH-07 Drones.
I fired a sticky shot loaded in their sub-machine gun at perfect accuracy.
"AAARGH!!"
Bulls EYE!
"Hey! Whare you guys doing!"
Oh, that guy is still there?
"Sir! Can we ask do you know what are you trying to buy from this person?"
"Fucking fateless shits! Trying to interrogate me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM !?"
Another one of those, huh.
Let me check my database.
Oh, here it is.
"Sir, you are Yao Lan, the fifth son of the Lan family and inner disciple of the Chuanli sect, right?"
"Heh, at least rat like you recognize it then you know your crime, right ?"
I know how to deal with your type. You don't know how many punching bags I read from every story.
"Yes, we know our crime, sir, but it is to protect your precious life and talent."
"Oh, continue."
"A few days ago, we detected a new type of poison disguised as cultivation medicine, that had begun to circulate in whole district zero. It's aimed at people from high status like you, with malicious intent."
Ohohooh!
Just look at that his shit-eating grin on the moment he hears some empty compliment. As expected, the future punch bag.
"How dare they!"
"Sir, please give us the medicine you bought from the dealer. We return your jades immediately."
"Heh, you rats can't even manage your hole. This time I will return the medicine, but."
Of course, after hearing that, any of those trashes would think of a way to rip more money by lying.
But I got a solution for that.
I quickly pulled out the poster and showed the image.
"BLEERHG!"
Hehe, say goodbye to your meal, sucka!
"W-w pull out that taint BLEEERGH! from m-my eyes!"
"Sorry, sir!"
"Wh-HUGH! what in heaven is that ?"
It is a modified face of centaurs from the fallout 3!!
"That is a picture of an unfortunate victim of that poison. This is just the first effect of this medicine after week use. Sir, please please think."
"Is your handsome face worth such a disfigurement for strength that can obtain for a mere few months?"
"N-no, here! Take IT!, now please escort me to the exit."
"Affirmative, Thanks for the cooperation. We will definitely grant you a discount next time you visit our establishments."
"Okay, okay! U-UGh!"
Hehe, I bet you now can't sleep for at least a week.
After that, I proceeded to traumatize other seven people and few of Andrew's mens in a day.
Good job me!
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