Something interesting happened today.

I met a human

Not the normal kind

This one was…

A little special

If that stupid smile was any indication of her feelings,

I do believe

She does not fear me.

Very interesting.

But this is not a first, many times have I met humans too stupid to understand their weakness.

Their total lack of understanding

That I! I stand above all!

No one can kill me.

Yet, this, this human in front of me

She does not want a worthy fight.

Nor an honorable battle. A battle told for centuries.

Neither did she yearn for treasures, no mere mortal could ever comprehend.

No, she wants to tame me

ME?

I have laughed in the face of armies

I have killed hundreds, if not millions!

No one who dared face me escaped death.

...

So what should I do with this.. Human?

This is a first.

She reminds me of different times.

...

Hmmm

I should ponder this

“Preeettty pleaaaase! your soooo gorgeous!”

Hmpf, that is right,

My scales have developed for millions of years.

If there is something I pride myself in, it is my total, undeniable, beauty

...

Wait, did I just.

Agree with a human?

“Human, do not speak to me so lightly!”

“Come oooon, but you aaare!”

“I understand that my wonder is a true marvel for humans such as you. But I do not care for your simple attempts to praise me.”

“Naaaaah, is the little dragon a little ShyyyyY?”

Huuuh

What?

Did she just…

Ho-hoow dare this human!

I would never stoop to this level.

Such.. such

Insolence!

“HEY! don’t turn away from me! I want a proper answer! come on you stupid dragon!”

Pffff

Why should I ever grace you, human, with answers?

You should understand it yourself

A Dragon such as me would never answer someone like you.

You, you...

STUPID HUMAN

Ah

Calm down.

Just.

Calm down.

You can just go to sleep.

The next time you wake up she will not be here

You will not have to worry

She’ll be long dead

Yes.

Perfect.

Sleep.

Sleep away my problems...

Like always.

...

...

...

*BOOOOOOM*

AAAAAH

GADDAMIT!

STUPID HUMAN WHY DO YOU WAKE ME

SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW YOUR PUNY WEAPONS CAN NOT HARM ME

THIS IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION

BE PREPARED TO DIE-

Wait...

That did not explode near me

No harm has befallen me

No attempt has been made on my life

...

Why?

“Ahaa! you are finally awake, I’ve screamed for days, you stupid, shitty dragon! JUST ACCEPT ME AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!”

Stupid. Shitty? This human… Thi-

Happy?

She speaks of happiness?

Such crude emotions

Do you truly think a lowly being such as you can

Help me

...

“Tell me human, how will you try to accomplish this?“

“WOOHOOO! The dragons is finally talking to me! Such a good day”

Hmpf, this human

Does she even understand her position?

“Woah wooooah, watch out with your fire breathing! you almost torched me there, I could have become a living torch! i’ve already escaped that faith from those stupid FIRE SALAMANDERS AAAH WHY DID YOU REMIND MEEE”

Oh, I guess she does

“Human, answer my question”

“AAAAAH! Oh sorry, I thought I answered... eeeer... I guess... I dont? hehehe. DONT THINK ABOUT IT JUST FOLLOW ME AND WE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME!”

Huh

What great confidence she has

Very

Interesting.

Hmm.

Should I humour this human with her silly request?

It has been long since I have been out.

Maybe its time

Time to stretch my wings

Feel the wind

The world all around me

Bringing my perfect self out to the world

Letting all gaze at my glories form

...

“No”

...

“You, stupid dragon”

“No, you are.. Stupid… Human”