《The Immortal Dragon And Dragon Girl》Chapter - 4
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A very interesting human indeed
I have been thinking
Pondering.
Have I ever met such a human?
I have lived many lives.
Generations upon generations
I have seen mountains fall.
Oceans dry up
Continents form
Even amongst dragons, I was old
Dragons
My Dragons
...
This, human
Is interesting.
Very interesting indeed.
I think I have been thinking for two days now
But she does not leave.
Very, peculiar
Her kind is usually not this patient.
...
She is also very frustrating.
Very, indeed.
Hmm?
Oh.
She is trying to talk to me. I should probably listen to what she has to say.
“HEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, don’t make me use my bombs again you stupid dragon!”
...
Maybe not..
You, frustrating
Incomprehensible
Annoying
HUMAN!
“Dont call me stupid, Human”
No, calm down.
Do not be dragged into this humans tom-foolery.
“MISTER STUPID DRAGON! I THINK WE SHOULD GET OUT OF THIS MOUNTAIN”
…
You
Insolent human.
“Human, for the last time, I. Am. Not. Stupid.”
“Well, stop acting like you are.”
What?
How dare she question my intellect!
I am going to tell her
Make her shut up.
Feel incompetent in the face of REAL intelligence.
“Human, I have debated scholars of science and magic. I have made people go mad from my facts and logics. No mere, Human, could ever dare to hope match my intelligence.”
“Hahahaha ooh mister dragon you are such a joker!”
Joke?
“I tell no jokes, Human”
“Oooh you're one of those. Sorry about laughing at you, but don’t worry! I’ll get you up to snuff in no time! A quick adventure makes everyone giddy and happy.”
Huh.
This human
What is she even saying?
I do not
Understand?
Why does she care for me,
Why is she even here
Why?
“Human, why do you care about my happiness”
She gazed up at me, a brief moment of silence before she put her hand on her face. A human gesture to signify that she was in deep thought
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Typical human
Then here eyes lit up, her hand reaching up while pointing at the roof of the mountain.
“Dont worry mister dragon, don’t sweat the small stuff, you don’t have to have a reason to be nice, just, eeeerm, think like… You treat others the way you want them to treat you!”
What a hypocrite
How stupid can one human be
“Then stop calling me stupid, Human. And that was not even my questio-”
“OOOOH YEAH, sheet now that you mention it I did call you stupid. I’m sorry, hehe don’t preach what you don’t do. Or something like that.”
She then went silent for a moment, caughing into her hand.
Weird, she did not seem to be sick.
“Anyway mister dragon, you don’t happen to have a way out of here?”
Of course I do
Why would you even think otherwise, human?
“I do.”
“Yes! great!”
The human said, looking up at me expectantly.
…
“Sooo, shall we go?”
How little patients can one human have?
“Not now. I need to think.”
“What do you mean think? Have you not already thought enough?! It’s been two fricking days! Let’s just go already!”
How dare this human?
“SILENT! You, Human. With your pathetically fast lives. You would not comprehend how much I think and therefore how much time I require thinking. Time, for me, moves faster than it does for you and your, pathetic kind. Human”
“So you mean like, you're a slow thinker and a little stupid? that would explain things, dont worry if you are that slow i can give you time to think”
...
“I am ready to go”
“WHAT!? Really?! YES! So, where is the exit?”
If you would not be such an un-patient young human, I would have had time to remember
You must really be stupid to not understand that even the mighty me can sometimes forget
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...
Uh.
“I… Do-don... I shall create one!“
“You will? But, why can’t you come from the way you came?”
“Human, do not question me, just be happy I am willing to show you my great power”
If she insists to get out now
I shall create her desired exit
Although not in the way she hopes for
#THUNK#
Ha, she fell on her butt
Silly, unstable, human
Look at how she is dodging those rocks
Myself, I just shrug them off. I would never have to fear such measly pebbles
#THUNK#
“YOU GADDAMN STUPID PIECE OF GLITTERING PILE OF POOP!”
HAHAHA Human!
I applaud you
“DRAGON STOP! I SAID STOP!
HAHA WHY WOULD I STOP NOW? HUMAN
THIS IS EXHILIRATING
SEEING YOU FUMBLE LIKE THAT
#THUNK#
HAHAHA BEHOLD!
MY GLORY
I HAVE CREATED OUR EXIT
I HAVE MADE YOU DANCE BY MY FEET
A GLORIUS OCCATION
...
Wait.
Did I just
Have
Fun?
...
Letting my head tilt down, I looked at the human.
Staring at the,
Very interesting Human
She is so tiny
So useless
So...
Fun.
“Beutifull”
The human whispered.
“Hmpf”
Hehe
This human
She might not be that bad
“And stupid”
Or not.
“No, you are stupid. Human”
...
“Well, lets just agree to disagree”
“Let us”
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