Well I be damned I actually was able to write another chapter by giving up sleep time. (Sleep is for the weak!)

Anyway I hope you enjoy it!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chapter 2 - "I'm a cursed swordsman ?!"

And here we are back to the present, and I'm actually riding the most comfortable pillow a man can dream... My mother bust... Like seriously that was one of the top three most shocking thing I seen since opening my eyes! Remember when I was talking about my mother arms when I was born? That was not her arms... Those things are so enormous that she can't hold me in hers said arms afraid that I actually suffocate under those ginormous mass of meat, so when she hold me, and she do all of the time for a reason I would explain latter. She just let me rest on her boobs, since I never cared about a woman bust in my previous life it was all the more shocking. But let's stop talking about my mother bust for a moment and tell you a little more about my new family.

Well what I'm gonna tell you are from what I heard and seen since my birth a week ago so I still lack a lot of information...

My name now is Shun Fenrik, pretty badass name if I must say, the Fenrik family seem to be a low rank noble family as we live in a modest mansion and we have only but a maid. Not that I am complaining mind you! I mean it's a pretty decent choice for a newborn, I'm not a slave, I'm not living in poverty neither was I born in the slum, and I don't have the responsibility of a high born noble, I seriously couldn't ask for better, I can at least give credit to Ymylfana for choosing my family... If she actually did...

Anyway let's continue, let's start with my father, Orios Fenrik, well to be frank he was one of the most shocking thing since my birth, it's seem like he was born a commoner but rise through ranks because of it's feat in the war that was upon our country three years ago, from what he was boasting to me, it seem like he fought alone against an army as to buy time for the rest of our army to retreat, and the crazy thing, if I was to believe him, is that he won against the said army he was supposed to hold before retreating himself...

Yeah I don't believe it either but, strangely when I see him I have this strange feeling he's not all talk...

Anyways as to say what he look like, it's actually pretty weird to say the least, well to say it simply, imagine a gorilla pretty boy who is nineteen years old... Yeah I know, hard to even imagine huh? He have glossy white hair who reflect light, and deep blue eyes who look like the sea, and that on pretty boy face who have a body of 6,5 ft tall, bulging muscles and scars covering it... Yeah frankly I don't know if I should be creeped out or impressed by him...

Well next let's talk about the seventeen years old maid of the family, Allina Milkuno, well first of all she is a Beastman from the Milkuno clans who are catmen, she is pretty cute, she have short brown hair from where sprout two tall cat ears, a little pair of brown eyes with slit pupils and a slender body 5,6 ft tall, with a long cat tail just above her little bottom. She is quite the energetic girl, but she is most of all quite clumsy... I wonder why she's even a maid? And frankly said the first time I've seen her my first thought was, is my mother an actual beastman cow? But it seem she his actually human, as hard to believe it is...

As I was thinking about the peoples of the household while sucking on my mother tits, I heard the door of the chamber opening, showing an oldman who was all smile.

"Kukuku, lucky little bastard what would I give to suck on those things!" (Oldman Roshi?)

"Father!" (Mother)

Hearing the oldman who was none other than Orios father, my grandfather, starting his usual sexual harassment, my mother started to scowl while scolding him, the old man was an interesting character. He is actually a forty-one years old retired blacksmith, what can I say, the oldman is someone I want to be close to, so I can learn to smith blades from him. But the lazy old bastard don't work anymore, saying that since his son grew up to be strong enough to become a noble was thank to him, he should take care of him in return. Well he is certainly one hell of a shameless oldman, but strangely nobody hate him, as for his look, you can tell my father certainly hold most of his gene from him has they look almost the same, apart from the hair of my grandfather that are blond and his height being a little smaller than my father at 6,3 feet tall, but like my father he have beautiful blue eyes who are always half-closed giving the impression of a lazy man. Oh by the way his name is Burry Fenrik, that's a weird name but it's strangely fit the burly oldman...

Finally my mother Felicia Fenrik the giant busted pretty eighteen year old girl, apart from her bust there are two peculiar things about my mother, first is the aforementioned reason as to why she 'hold' me most of time, the reason is quite simple, it's because she was born with disabled legs that force her to stay in bed all days, well it seem like she can use a wheelchair or magic to move but the delivery was pretty hard and took a toll on her so she can't use magic for now, and she don't like to use the wheelchair.

And we come to the second peculiar thing about her, 'Magic' yeah it seem there are magic in this world, and my mother is from a noble lineage of mages, if not for her leg, it seem her talent for magic would have made her quite well know in this world, but sadly since she is the only one able to use it in the household I still didn't seen any magic. As for her look she was really a beauty with long flowing black hair and green droopy eyes, with a small but gifted body of 5,2 ft tall with a enormous bust and beautiful hips.

She was the image of a holy mother, even her personality was gentle and calm.

And we finish with me, whom appearance is quite funny really, I'm not saying that my look in itself is funny, but the fact that I am the perfect mix of my mother and father, I even started to wonder if genetic here didn't work the same way as my world. Well to make it short I was beautiful pretty boy with gray hair and cyan eyes.

Yeah, my eyes was what surprised me most, second to my beautiful face and gray hair, it was such a bright color that I was even wondering if I would be able to use them as a torch in the black.

Well joke apart, I can say that I have nothing to be ashamed of in my look, well all but my gray hair that I minded a little...

And that when it happened, while my mother was still scolding gramps, my father rushed into the chamber while laughing his signature laugh.

"BWAHAHAHAHA" (Father)

Well that was one of a big flaw of my father... HE IS FREACKIN' LOUD!

"I finally have it! Look honey it's the birthcard!" (Father)

Oh shit... The day I was fearing finally come, you certainly starting to wonder why I was fearing that goddamn card don't you? Well from what I understand, that card is something alike a identity card in my previous world, that card is actually a magic item that even someone with no magic could use, from what I heard it could even be used as a bank card, and can only be used by the one who 'imprinted' it.

But the 'imprinting' is what I was fearing, it register your information like your name, age, and what I feared, prophecy from gods in regard to you and special talent given to you as a blessing. In this world it seem a lot of peoples hold small blessings from gods and show them the path to better use their inborn talent, for example a baby born with a blessing in magical enchantment have, a inborn talent to become a blacksmith or enchanter and was blessed by a god as to enhance even further his talent.

By doing that the gods gain fame and power from the mortals faith, well at least it's what I understood from my father excited voice when he was talking to my mother yesterday.

My father who was unable to wait anymore approached me with the feared item while smiling from ear to ear.

"Don't worry son! It won't hurt."

He certainly said that from seeing my frowning little face who was seriously trying to run away from the paradise I was siting on, and the hell that was slowly approaching.

Begone Evil!!!

I tried to cry while I was raising my little arms in front of me as to protect me from the incoming hell.

"Kukuku what an energetic little fellow." (Gramps)

No gramps I'm not playing here! My life on the line!

"And here we go!"

Taking a hold of my little right hand with his oversized one he pushed my little palm to the red corner of the blank card.

NOOOoooooo, don't show! Don't show! Don't showww!!!

The card brightened for a moment letters started to appear on it.

Shun Fenrik0 Year Old0. S[td3]Blessing & Prophecy[/td4]Cursed Swordsman / Champion of the blade GoddessDescription: Your are the mighty champion of the goddess Ymylfana, her daughters the cursed blades are your waifu! Use the power of your soul and gain their true power!

Oh shit... I seriously gonna start to cry here... AND WHAT THIS ABOUT WAIFU?! Is that harassment?!

"Ok now let's see what it say boy." (Father)

I seriously tried to rip it before he hold it in front of his eyes but the damn thing seem to be pretty hard to torn even for an adult.

GODDDAAAMMNNNN IITTT!!!!

It was too late, a second after my father started to read it, his eyes suddenly widened.

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (Father)

HOLY COW! The walls seriously started to crumble and dust was falling from the ceiling at my father crazy shout! How the hell is he even able to make a sound like that! My ears almost burst from that!

"Look dear! He's the champion of a goddess!!!" (Father)

My father looked like a kid the day before Christmas even tough he's a 6,5 tall kid...

"What ?! is that true ?!" (Mother)

Mother showed a wide smile and even the gramps who almost always had his eyes half-open giving him a look as lazy as is personality, even him open his eyes wide, actually it given me quite the scare, even more than my father howling.

Looking at the card my mother started frowning.

"Huh dear there the word cursed written just here... And there something about waifu? Is our son blessed or cursed?"

Hearing that, my grandfather started to laugh will rolling on the floor from what he just heard.

"What is nyapening?!" (Allina)

And here come my last executor who have bad talking habit, who certainly rushed here, after my father started a goddamn earthquake!

"Look Allina! My little boy is a goddess champion!" (Father)

"What?! nyo way! Congratulation Myaster!"

Nononono, I'M CURSED! That don't need any congratulation! Seeing that I was doing a strange face, my mother bring me closer while gently saying...

"It's okay dear. You don't have to worry, your father is just happy, he don't mean any harm."

It look like my mother quite misunderstood the reason I was in such a sour mood...

It was because the goddamn goddess have clear intent of using me! And messing with me at the same time it seem... Shit my bloodlust is coming back...

And gramps, seriously... when are you going to stop laughing?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What I learned in this chapter... That I messed up the actual tittle of my story loool (Swordman -> Swordsman), well it's kinda funny so I let it like that.

Also for those who wonder what the "0. S" on the card mean S -> Sol the currency of this world, the card is linked to a worldwide connected bank account. Latter more will be explained about this card who have some useful trick.