《My cheat skill sucks》The guild sucks
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I need some real clothes, and fast.
I run away from the pedobear and continue looking around the city,
men and women walking around in hemp clothes, some with cloth and others more expensive material,
littered here and there are people with weapons and armour, they must be adventurers
I follow a group of them and that led me to a large building with a sign the shape of two swords crossing and the words adventurer guild under it, it is written in English, but I suppose that is the work of my translate skill again
I push open the double doors and what greets me are a bunch of rowdy, buff men, the stench of alcohol in the air, a bit of blood, some fist fights happening, the loud chatter and laughter of parties and the sudden feeling of insecurity when facing all these people.
The building itself is a mix between a bar and a bank, with one half being for guild matters and the other as a sort of hangout area,
I walk my way over to the line for the receptionist booth and wait for my turn,
now that I'm here, I am made fully aware on how short I am,
all the tables are up to my neck and the people are about twice my size, is this place for giants or something? this is size discrimination! what do the dwarves say about this treatment?
the feel of a grown man clad in a full suit of armour, scars all over and double your size staring at you from behind is not the most pleasant.
it is my turn for the receptionist so I jump and hang on the counter, holding myself up so they can see me,
‘’id like to register to become an adventurer’’ the receptionist gives a cold humph ‘’are you of age? The registration fee is 100 copper’’
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suddenly from behind me, someone shouts ‘’OI waatz a lil brat liek yeu dewen heeere’’ a drunk middle-aged man with a slur comes walking up to me
is this the legendary beat up a small fry when registering at the guild cliché?
I reply with a ‘’are you blind? Obviously I'm here to register’’
the drunk dude got offended and threw his bottle at me, he was really drunk apparently as he missed me completely, shattering the bottle against the wall,
I walk up to him and give a full powered kick to the groin, making him fly up in a beautiful ark and crash a few meters away
my 120 strength paid off! I would’ve punched him in the groin since my arm is closest, but since I can't close my fist that option was removed,
I could palm strike him but that would mean I grab his balls accidentally and I don’t want that to happen, my last option was a stab with my nails but that would mean I touch it directly or kill him in the process so my only real option was to kick,
good thing I have that feline flexibility or else I would’ve pulled something when kicking so high I almost did the splits vertically, flashing my jewels and again lamenting on how tall everyone is,
I walk over to the receptionist who is giving a poker face and hand him an iron coin like nothing ever happened
This iron coin is 100 copper apparently, when I was looking around I saw some people buying things,
when asked to pay 100 copper they pulled out 1 iron, when asked for 10 copper they gave 1 bronze, for 1000 copper they gave a silver coin, for 1 copper they gave a copper coin
‘’now just put your hand on this crystal ball and you’re done’’ I place my hand on the crystal ball, it shines for a bit and then the receptionist gave me a metallic card with my information on it, all it reads is
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Adventurer card Name: Sucksuke class: Assassin Level: 36 Rank: D
The receptionist continues on with saying ‘’you are now officially a part of the adventurers guild, your rank is D and the card updates automatically, you can do quests 1 rank above and all below, just check the board to the right’’ I take the card, it feels cold like metal but I can't tell which one specifically,
I walk to the quest board and find the ogre subjugation quest.
the system to take a quest is that there are 6 boards with a corresponding letter above it signifying what rank it is,
there is a piece of paper with the information posted on the board and below it is a box with wooden tags, take a tag and give it to the receptionist, then do the quest, or if you have the items already you can just take a tag and give the items straight up.
I stand in front of the D ranked quest board, there isn’t a lot of quests on here, just ogres, a variant of wolves, a variant of goblins and some mystery animal,
I take the ogre tag and walk to the booth, the receptionist eyes me as I set down the tag ‘’I already have some materials, where do I put them?’’
the receptionist reaches from under the desk and takes out a small tray and a large tray, ‘’this one is for the subjugation proof, and this one is for any of the other materials you want to sell’’
I take out all my ogre antennae which I happen to have 23 of them and fill up the small tray,
the receptionist looks at me with a confused face ‘’You do know that you take only one ear, right?’’
so I reply with an ‘’I did, these are all right ears’’
the receptionist takes the tray with the ears and puts them under some weird scanning tool,
oi! What's with this sudden jump in tech?
‘’the proof has been confirmed, here is your reward, 1 ear for 60 copper so that makes it 1380 copper, check the amount’’ the receptionist hands me a bag containing 1 silver, 3 iron and 8 bronze
‘’yup this should be right, bye’’ I wave and leave the guild
Now to find an inn
the status at the moment Name: Sucksuke Level: 36 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1179.6/1179.6 MP: -- Str: 102 (+25.5) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 47 (+4.7) Agi: 24 (+7.2) End: 44 (+4) Vit: 43 (+6.15) Int: 5 (-3) Wis: 2 (-1.2) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 16 Regeneration lvl 14/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength
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