This stuff is pretty expensive

I walk along the aisles and find what I've been looking for,

steel capped leather boots – 1100 copper,

it might be a little expensive, but it will be worth it in the end,

I would be able to run without minding the sharp rocks on the ground, without worrying about stepping on animal droppings, be able to add kicking to my arsenal of killing moves and finally have some clothes to not walk around barefoot.

I take the boots to the counter and ring the bell, a few moments later one of the dwarves finish and attend me

‘’I want to purchase these boots’’

the dwarf scans me from head to toe ‘’do you have the copper?’’

I take out 1 silver and 1 iron and hand it to him ‘’yuppers, here ya go~’’

the dwarf takes the money and stores it somewhere

‘’hand the boots over, ill adjust them for you’’

oh boy! They would be a little bit too big for me if I wear them right now,

I hand the boots over to the dwarf and wash my feet real quick, don’t want my new shoes getting dirty on the inside!

Should I get socks as well? Good thing my toenails aren’t sharp too, else my wardrobe would decrease even further and all would be torn to shreds

wait, why don’t I just sleep naked! AAAHH I'MSOSTUPID!

If my clothes get cut when I sleep, why wear clothes!

At least I can keep wearing this cloak since it has regen so I won't be completely naked

Wisdom up

The dwarf is back with my boots and some tools, in reality, not much time has passed while I was thinking to myself,

he gestures me to sit down on a chair so I do, he bends down and puts the boot on my foot, am I Cinderella now? Too bad there are only 4 dwarves instead of 7, wait, wrong thing!

The dwarf fiddles around with the buckles and tools, shaving some leather here and there, removing some bits, adding some, hammering the metal a bit and voila!

A pair of steel capped boots fit perfectly to my feet!

The boots climb up to the middle of my shin, is that high? The brown leather feels soft on the inside and durable on the outside, the toe part is encased in steel and the laces feel heavy duty, truly dwarven engineering!

It feels a little bit heavy but I can just say its part of training!

‘‘Thank you!’’ I thank the dwarf and jump up and down, getting a feel for my new boots and breaking them in

I exit the smithy/store in a good mood with the tip of my tail wagging, do cats wag their tails? Well, I am, so I guess so,

I skip my way to the adventurers guild ignoring all the stares and warm gazes

turning at a couple roads and entering the building i now to look at the available quests,

I look at the E ranked quests and find what I'm looking for, Goblin subjugation! a staple of the fantasy genre!

I take the tag for the E ranked quest along with the D ranked version since I cant tell the difference between goblins, I might be killing the B ranked versions for all I know.

it's not like i have a convenient skill that would answer all my questions or anything! oh wait

I walk to the receptionist and hand down both the tags along with my guild card,

I only mention this now, but the receptionist is an androgynous-looking elf with classic long pointy ears and blonde hair, everyone just rolls with calling them ‘the receptionist’ as I've noticed so I do the same, no point in prying

the receptionist wordlessly looks at me, then at the two tags and takes out the big tray,

hey! That might be just one time, don’t just assume that I bring everything in bulk, even though I will anyway,

I pour out all the goblin ears in my inventory into the big tray, those things filled up quite a large percent of my storage mainly due to how many packs i slaughtered in the forest and on the road here,

the goblin ears continued to pile up high in the large tray until I run out, forming a mountain of green, stinky flesh

the receptionist lifts up the massive load with their small arms and places it on the scanner,

the scanner lights up then dings with some numbers and stats shown on a small screen. the receptionist hands me 3 silver, 9 iron, 4 bronze and 5 copper,

I feel like I just struck the jackpot here! Who knew all those goblins were worth so much! This day just keeps getting better!

I take my loot and leave with my tail wagging at even greater speeds, any faster and I might fly away!

Nothing can ruin this day for me!

I suddenly have a bad premonition and a chill crawls down my spine, why did I have to say that!

The sun is suddenly blocked out as I get cast in a massive shadow,

a giant hand lands atop my head as it sends electricity down my spine,

I hesitatingly turn around, only to be met with a 2.5-meter mountain of muscle,

oh no, is this how it ends?

‘’well aren’t you just the cutest~’’ the mountain of muscle lifts me up with one hand and gives me a big hug, crunching my spine and squeezing all the air out of my lungs,

THISISHOWIDIE

I am now pressed against this giants rock hard chest, he is rubbing his face against my head while stroking my hair,

NOOOO! N-not that! t-this sensation! H-help! ‘’h-hey identify, what is this thing!’’

Slaugh tor, level 63 berserker, threat 74%, the 2nd prince from the kingdom of tor, a lover of all things cute and small

I struggle in his iron grip, I try to kick but it feels like I'm hitting a steel wall and a hard *clank* sound comes out,

t-that’s it! Time to use my ultimate!

I scratch down with my nails and he lets go of me,

YES! IM FREEEEE

I distance myself from the monster and take a hard look at my enemy

a giant compared to me, I have to look up even more than usual, with blazing red hair an scars all over his body, his upper body is bare for all to see with muscles on his muscles. his lower half is wearing some kind of fancy embroidered battle pants with a pouch to the side, a scary looking face with a wide grin, my tail quivers,

the prince takes out a red potion from a bag and pours it all over him. his wounds close rapidly as he walks over to me

n-no! my ears lie flat as I turn around and sprint,

I run as fast as I can without the suck boosts,

I feel the ground shaking as he chases me,

the sun gets blocked out as I sense him really near,

I can feel his breaths on my skin,

he whispers into my ears

‘’I love a little bit of a challenge’’

State the stat Name: Sucksuke Level: 36 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1043/1179.6 MP: -- Str: 103 (+25.75) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 47 (+4.7) Agi: 24 (+7.2) End: 44 (+4) Vit: 44 (+6.2) Int: 5 (-3) Wis: 3 (-1.8) Unspent points: 0 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 16 Regeneration lvl 14/50 Sharp claws lvl max Item box lvl 5/20 Night vision lvl 4/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength