《My cheat skill sucks》zombies suck
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like that, we go back to the fork in the road and take the other direction
I walk along with side in this cave, my new steel pants rustling and clanking along the way, I can hear water dripping from the stalactites overhead and some scuttling echoing out in the distance, groan* is that groan from what I think it is? A silhouette emerges from the edge of my vision, arms stretched out, hobbling on a limp, tattered clothes, rotting flesh and that ungodly stench, the thing groaning at the end of my vision is, without a doubt, a zombie
Walking dead, level 24 threat 14%, a reanimated corpse only capable of shambling around, you will smell it before you see it, the stench is a dead giveaway
I want to try using my new sword since I forgot to use it last time with those goblins, why did I completely forget I had a sword anyway? I was carrying it around like a handbag how did I not notice I had a weapon! I dash towards the zombie and chop downwards with my sword, my sword makes a thud* sound whenever it touches a bone, why are bones so strong! Normal protagonists can cut a dragon with a stick while my sword gets stuck between bones, the sword leaves a large cut down its chest and severing some ribs, the zombie swings its arm at me so I duck down and do a horizontal sweep with my sword, chopping off one leg and tripping the other,
I puke in my mouth since I'm at such a close proximity to literal rotting flesh as the zombie falls over due to lack of footing, the zombie crawls at me with its arms so I stab downwards onto its head, ending its life for good, the zombie stopps struggling to get me as I skewer my sword through its head, impaling it to the ground, I stare at the now double dead corpse I just killed, the horrid stench, the rotting meat falling out, the maggots crawling all over it feasting on its body, in actuality all this happened in quite a fast pace with me only using 3 hits to kill this guy, 1 down the chest, 1 to the legs and 1 to finish it off taking around 6 seconds in real time, the zombies body is now laying here, I remove my sword from its zombie head pedestal and discover a few nicks in the blade, it must be from pretty much hitting every bone I can with a normal sword and then impaling it to the ground, I should just go back to using my nails if I have to constantly re-sharpen my sword
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‘’what do we use for proof of this guy?’’ I ask side since what do you take from a zombie? ‘’i-in their heads should be a crystal, like golems, u-undead are basically meat/bone golems after all’’ huh, is this why in zombie movies you have to hit them in the head? But I really don’t want to stick my hand in a zombies head, just being this close to the thing makes me want to puke and I don’t want to think about the morality of killing former human, now almost-not-dead-sort-of-meat-golem-puppet-things,
‘’can you get the crystal? I don’t want to touch that thing’’ i-I'm sort of a germ freak, or at least I consider myself to be one, that’s why I take showers all the time and frequently wash myself, side just sighs and shakes her head, using wind magic, she levitates the crystal from the zombies head into the air in which I immediately put into my item box, now that I think of it, what are the actual limits of my item box, do I have to touch it or can I just think of it and insert it like that, can I just teleport everything on the ground straight to my item box? I test this out by focusing on a rock and try to insert it into my item box
nothing happens, I get closer and try again, surprisingly it works, I test this out with a bunch of other things and find out that my item box can insert anything within a 30 cm radius of me and it can release to anywhere within that radius, sadly it doesn’t carry any momentum or else I would be able to use my item box like a gun and launch things from there, my powers don’t work inside the item box either, as when I tried to use suck on the items, nothing happened, I tried inserting only a portion of something into my item box but it seems It can only accept wholes,
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I tried this by using it on only the zombies arm while it was still attached but that only brought the whole thing in, luckily it works on things that aren’t attached to their bodies like clothes or armour as I could remove only the clothes off the zombie without dragging the whole thing in, this can work as a great battle strategy as I can take the enemies weapon and armour as long as I'm 30 cm away from them, I can also instantly equip and change gear on the fly,
Intelligence up Item box levelled up Item box levelled up
I get up and continue on in the cave ‘’are you done goofing around with that corpse?’’ h-hey! It's not goofing around, its called experimenting ‘’ let's go onwards in this dungeon!’’ I loudly exclaim to forcefully change the subject, deeper in the cave we meet some more zombies in which I soundly defeat by throwing a rock at their heads or cutting downwards with my sword really hard to try and split their heads in half.
Level up Accuracy levelled up Accuracy levelled up strength up Skill get: swordsmanship level 1 You unlocked the martial arts table
Like that we reach the end of the floor
Status: we need more tables Name: Sucksuke Level: 48 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1440.45 MP: -- Str: 106 (+26.5) Sta: 58 (0) Spd: 49 (+4.9) Agi: 36 (+10.8) End: 50 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 35 (-21) Wis: 20 (-12) Unspent points: 5 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 26 Regeneration lvl 19/50 Accuracy lvl 6/10 Item box lvl 9/20 Night vision lvl 5/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity matrial arts: hand-to-claw combat lvl 4/10 sharp claws MAX swordsmanship swordbreaker style lvl 1/10 Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Retard MEDIC! I NEED HEALING! cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior
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