《My cheat skill sucks》Baboons Suck
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I guess its time we head out now
I travel down the mountain along with side ‘’so side, what kind of place is the city we’re going to?’’ its nice to have information on the place you’re going to before you get there, ‘’Oh! The city is in the nearby jungle and is run by elves and high elves! Their controls over plants are amazing! The whole city is in the treetop connected by plant bridges!’’ oh, so its an elf country.
I wonder what kind of elves are in the city, are there going to be all different types? Are there only ‘light’ elves? Are high elves any different from normal elves? I've seen normal elves in the city and that whole Santa workshop thing but what about the many varieties?
I continue walking down the mountain while using different methods to kill the things that get in our way, something walks up to us, I throw a rusty sword at it, it gets killed, harvest proof, move on, something ambushes us, side entangles it with plants, it explodes from the pressure, take proof, something finds us, use two sucks sideways in opposite directions, watch as the monster slowly gets pulled in half, puke on floor since that was disgusting, something encounters us, fight it with my new regular sized sword, take proof, experiment with using inventory to fight, and after a few days of continuously walking, we finally leave the mountain region and enter a forested region
Level up Level up Strength up Strength up Stamina up Wisdom up Cheat skill succ levelled up Accuracy levelled up
Now that we are in a forest, the annoying winds die down and the monsters become more plant-based or animal type instead of rock, fire or wind type, side said that the city was in the forest so that means I should get my guild card ready, I take out the metallic guild card and examine it
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Adventurer card Name: Sucksuke Class: Assassin Level: 52 Rank: C
The card changed colour slightly and my levels and rank increased! I never look at this thing but Its still pretty amazing, ‘’oh side, can I see your guild card?’’ side fumbles around for a bit before taking out a similar metal card
Adventurer card Name: Every Side Character Class: Mage Level: 48 Rank: C
She levelled up since the last time a looked, granted, the last time I checked was when we first met but still, level 48 is quite high.
Baboon thief, level 24 threat 11%, likes to wrestle and steal food, can use plant magic, will steal yo' food before stealing yo' girl, enjoys showing up in the most annoying times (for example, dates)
A green monkey with a conspicuously bright red butt descends from the leaves making screeching sounds, ‘’OI MATE 1V1 ME YE ELFIN SCRUB’’ I yell a classic duel invitation to the baboon, the baboon is mad now, its probably an alpha baboon judging from how big and hairy it is as it walks up to me threateningly, it beats its chest and gestures me to follow along, I do the obvious thing when a monster lures you and follow unhesitatingly, we walk into the metaphorical tigers den in the form of a baboons camp, in this camp are a bunch of badly made stick houses and a butt ton of baboons, the baboon alpha guides us to a large stick house merged with a tree,
The inside of the large stick house is mostly empty, save for the large baboon sitting on its equally large throne, HEY! I didn’t mean take me to your leader! I wanted to fight you! Not your boss!
Baboon king, level 64 threat 57%, the king of the local baboons, beat him in a 1v1 duel and you will be the next king, can use plant magic but mostly relies on physical strength, runs this monkey business and enjoys monkeying around, likes to call himself 'dankey king', it's probably smarter than you lol
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The baboon king is a massive grey monkey full of rippling muscles, it's wearing a glowing stick crown and animal pelt cape, *HOOOOOOO the baboon lets out a mighty howl and every other baboon stops what it's doing to gather round, so we get a crowd to watch? oh boy, my favourite! The baboon king walks to the other side of this large house as servant baboons move the throne, so our fight is going to be here then? Fine by me it's not like I had a choice anyway so I might as well go have some fun, we take our stances and stare at each other at the other side of the arena house,
all the baboons scream at once and that’s when we kick off the ground to begin the fight, the baboon king raises its large fists to punch me as I use my magisteel sword to counter, dodging a downwards slam I run up its arm to try and cut its face, the baboon king was having none of that though, as he raises his other arm to punch while I was running so I stab my sword into his arm to use it as a handhold and dodge the punch by moving behind and sticking to the back of its arm,
the baboon king realizes that he can’t get me off with just his hands so he tenses up and rolls on the ground, I un-summon my sword and jump off right before I get squashed, the baboon king gets up and uses the vines on the ground to trap my legs, the baboon king, now seeing that I'm trapped lets out a sneer and saunters up to me in a relaxed manner, tsk, tsk mr baboon, never let down your guard even with a trapped enemy, though it's rich coming from me since thats what I always do, once the bamoon king gets within range I summon deaths door above its head and knock it out, its surprising how it didnt get squished instantly but I blame it on its high level and physical body, I walk out of the now limp mana-less vines and finish off the baboon king with a sword through the skull ending the fight for good.
Level up Strength up Agility up Agility up Title get! Baboon king
So I'm a king now…
Status: stop monkeying around! Name: Sucksuke Level: 53 Race: Beastkin - Cat Class: Assassin HP: 1413.775/1440.45 MP: -- Str: 125 (+31.25) Sta: 59 (0) Spd: 50 (+5) Agi: 42 (+12) End: 50 (+4) Vit: 47 (+6.35) Int: 37 (-7.4) Wis: 30 (-6) Unspent points: 15 Skills Cheat skill: Succ lvl 30 Restore lvl 20/50 Accuracy lvl 7/10 Item box lvl 9/20 Night vision lvl 5/15 Translate Identify Feline reflexes Mind resistance large Feline intuition Luck down Feline curiosity martial arts: hand-to-claw combat lvl 5/10 sharp claws MAX swordsmanship swordbreaker style lvl 6/10 summon sword style lvl 3/10 Titles Otherworlder Beastkin - Cat Character creator Cheat skill holder Sucker Main character One who stared into the abyss Scaredy cat Black cat Natural airhead hold E to heal cut me some slack Pyrophobia Superhuman strength Snowball warrior Dungeon diver Cross-dresser Baboon king
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